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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social I doubt Trump could manage an erection now, Natalie really is his nurse!
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@amalia22/117394586068440228
She knew what she married....
#Trump #Melania
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Fresh humiliation for Melania after Trump and Natalie Harp's rally antics: MS NOW - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-harp-melania/
Open quoted post"The End"
#Monsterdon
Scowl at those peasants Vincent!
#Monsterdon
Is that house a real place? It looks fabulous and terrifying!
#Monsterdon
"you guilty marble handed bastard!!"
#Monsterdon
those three little wifi antennas on the creature's back...
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
"I'm sure you've come to the same conclusion I have"
Both start undressing, looking into each others eyes...
#Monsterdon
"And we all have guns!"
Hurrah For Liberty! /s
#Monsterdon
RE: https://mastodon.social/@csilverman/117396799977387187
Real monsters lurk in the Boardroom now, not the forest.
#Monsterdon
That old foxhunter just screams "Gout"
#Monsterdon
that was very flat Champagne
#Monsterdon
"you must have met in Hell!"
"No, we met in Hull. At University."
#Monsterdon
lol, loving that cat scratch there!
#Monsterdon
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@ItsTheManOnTheMoon@timeloop.cafe that is what Digger missed #Monsterdon
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@Configures@mindly.social I have a deep loathing of Foxhunting, call these characters can be damned! #Monsterdon
choked by it's own tail, Ultraman is quite sadistic really...
#Monsterdon
Never go to a mysterious rich man's party though, never....
#Monsterdon
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@combatwombat/117385916979793559
Nothing is real
#Monsterdon
"She's so amusing...."
I cannot wait for some Vincent Price bitchiness!
#Monsterdon
"OMG! SHE'S SO OLD!!!"
Harsh
#Monsterdon
"Do you believe in ghosts?"
*whips out penis
"....ah, I've misjudged this..."
#Monsterdon
Madman screams about wanting to be a billionaire....
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
The drill machine is cool, very Thunderbirds
#Monsterdon
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@brennen@federation.p1k3.com he's a simple lad... #Monsterdon
"I want that animal destroyed"
We all do, but he's in the white house protected by drones...
#Monsterdon
lol, cockblocker cat!
#Monsterdon
What is that, a giant hairball?
#Monsterdon
*Starts writing fan fiction
#Monsterdon
SSSP so rich it literally gives a mountain of gold away...
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
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@brennen@federation.p1k3.com it's rare to have a Monsterdon where the cast aren't in their own clothes #Monsterdon
Come to the City Mr Fox, we will appreciate you and you can eat from our many bins
#Monsterdon
This is me, reaching for my drink without having to rise out of my couch...
#Monsterdon
Foot kink
#Monsterdon
the century everyone smoked cigarettes continuously...
#Monsterdon
Obviously that thing is going up Ultraman's ass later.
He has needs too...
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
He just really looks like David Warner in that getup...
#Monsterdon
"City guy moves out to the country after the death of his wife"
That could be a long running TV series from the 90s
#Monsterdon
Because it's a dinner party in the USA, there are guns.
#Monsterdon
Watch out for any weird little old people in red coats
#Monsterdon
All that effort and he tells you to fuck off? Leave him in his hole to die...
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
Put him in a choke hold until he passes out, greedy idiot!
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
you shot Vincent price you fool!!
#Monsterdon
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@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp somebody said that to me once... #Monsterdon
lol, there aren't enough movies with demented pet cats!
#Monsterdon
And just look at the way they trample over people's fences and the like, everyone hates them and they know it.
They are posh Millwall
#Monsterdon #Foxhunting
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Fabulous attire my lord!
#Monsterdon #VincentPrice
"This gong therapy is too much, my bowels are voiding!"
#Monsterdon
That was rude to take his glasses off, boundaries!
#Monsterdon