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John Burns

@JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
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Just a guy living life as best as I can.

Be quality outlier for good! Abhor stereotypes.

Abled: for now. (things can happen)

Woke - a long time ago. The word is not the negative a small % of world believes it to be. Why aren't you "woke"?

Location: 1123 6536 5321

If my postings have issues with grammar, or misspellings - and I recognize that... I will edit. If I miss it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (the Oh Well, or Whatever text image)

186 Followers
206 Following
50 Posts
Joined January 13, 2023
U.S. Navy:
EN2, CCDG2, CV-66, LCC 20
Former Kalamazoo Valley Community College Part Time instructor:
Visual Basic & SQL Server, + others
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

Mulling over the class action notice for Amazon... showing lawyers could get 100 million for handling the case.

Not sure the few $ I might get is worth the potential PII loss in future hack.

🤔

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@JulianOliver@mastodon.social Too many folks will wait till they can't breathe well... and will still blame it on other things. ☹️ 😱
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
People People People... You should not have to be told -- to NOT TAKE GLASS of any kind onto a beach!! Glass and bare feet are not compatible. 🤬 -- Don't worry. I took it off for you. In this case... no injuries occurred.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org However! I'd be wary of y'all digging a basement under your house. In today's world... you might get some strange looks from folks at the pile of tailings... take a lesson from Andy Dufrene and take them out a pocket full at a time... 🤣
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social I wonder how big a mirror on the ground... would it take to return that light back to the reflector? #AskingForFriend
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Here's a reason we have basements in many parts of country. Although I remember growing up, experiencing the high humid days, how moist the basement would get even with dehumidifier running. But still cooler than outside. Caves are not a terrible idea. 😉 😎
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@reverseics@infosec.exchange Just drag it away like a piece of trash. 🤪
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@teledyn@mstdn.ca @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org The creators are always last... #TrickleDown
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Kristian_Kiehling WOW - the next Olympic Skeet shooting events already have the medals awarded - other competitors just stay home.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey The face plant landing is funny. I was wondering how they were going to bring it back down.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@AirlineReporter@avgeek.social That passenger must be "ripped" - to be able to carry those things around. Guessing they were more than just steel or lead balls... and possibly had powder inside. 😱
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@fesshole@mastodon.social Be careful. There's some nutcases that shoot people for just turning around in a driveway... Probably won't be safe walking up to doorstep. 🤔
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bennomatic@appdot.net Use 2 or 3 in a row. That will show them who's boss. 🤣
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

I see a post describing yet another method to remember the days in each month...

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You don't have to memorize them, because:

-- plenty of access to information sources containing that data: phone, watch (if you use one), computer, calendar (various locations), etc.

-- If you must memorize them... cut the total down - by just memorizing the "short months" (or the long ones)... If you do that, then any other month is either short or long.

Short is only 5
Long is 7

Memorizing - too much work.

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

Another example of "proving you are innocent".

Sheriff's office unwilling to perform any detective work.

Thankfully - his supporters were able to get the D.A. to change the direction.

Two weeks of his life will always be about the false charges, loneliness of sitting in a jail cell, having a mug shot associated to a crime he did not commit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icNKuGwd79Q

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey Imagine what all the different voices are... Those aren't likely what we imagine, either. 🗣️
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Stevet@mastodon.nz I'd be flipping that bottom roll. 👍
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@hewer_of_code 🤚 Cue up Horshack pig noises... 🤣
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org In the voice of Elvis... Thank you. Thank you very much.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

There seems to be something not right with this picture...

Pickup "towing" a trailer... Ummm

#PI
#PretendIntelligence

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey Zpbznbbnjv oepg nir ez dlaejns bmjvpmvl 🤣
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

I hope I live long enough to see Betelgeuse supernova...

I want to see what happens when Earth becomes Tatooine (e.g. 2 suns).

Do we have to carry lightsabers or blasters... you know... when Guido challenges us.

#ShootFirst

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That would be wild - if all of a sudden that grid appeared. 🤯
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@HippieScubaSteve@mindly.social "Welcome to the Rock"... In Sean's voice.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@MissConstrue@mefi.social Probably not the the type of science the people thought they were donating their body for...
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@futurebird@sauropods.win This requirement: but you must make it through the week. Sealed my choice... Way too many things would just slurp up something 2 cm (~3/4 inch) of size... Not too many things ("humans only") would go after something 200 m tall (~600 ft)
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@lindenshieldarts@mastodon.social Hope your meeting with HR goes well. 😉
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange I didn't realize you can post hour long videos... 🤣 Sinks it every time!
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey You just know that this will devolve in the future to "naked whipping, mousetraps"... And that will get dangerous and ugly. #Weird
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org There seems to be a chainlink fence in the way. (ignoring the wildflowers/weeds). Tough to get "within the fence posts"... But good attempt. 🤣
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
This is my apology to any website, based in Utah, that I may visit at any time I may be using a VPN. If I know/knew you were/are based there - I would not visit - thereby saving you the law breaking results - and further with no visits/clicks potentially putting you out of business. #ProbableResults @tinker
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Yowser! That's not something I would thought would occur. Pressure relief valve failure. UGH
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mycrowgirl Only one goal in life - at that age. 👍
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@davidnjoku@mastodon.world WOW. I don't remember reading about that event. Thank you for bringing it up. 👍
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

#Kalamazoo
#BellsBrewery

Larry Bell, after sale of business - going back to his art roots - Jazz, Theatre

Kalamazoo wealthy in $$ - support the community in many ways. The Kalamazoo Promise, many theatres, The Gilmore Foundation, and more.

Larry Bell created a Jazz Endowment as part of The Gilmore. The first recipient will play April 30th.

👏

https://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/2026/04/the-remarkable-second-act-of-larry-bell-kalamazoo-punches-above-its-weight-class-in-the-arts.html

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

Someday - someone is going to have a crash - that will take out one of those spy camera poles.

The owners of the pole will say the crash was intentional, therefore "terrorist"...

And the person that crashed will be in jail/fined up the ying yang --- for having a crash --- all while innocent and suffering any injuries & financial loss to vehicle.

🤔 🤬 😱

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

Johnny Carson show from 1991 - predicting future items for sale.

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Good thing that Negligee Air Bag wasn't one of those recalled versions. It would have killed one or both of them. 😱

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODlqe3sMJrA

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I love that the ankle looks like Loser... 'cause he is. #sssshh
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@anon_opin@mastodon.social Bottle returns in Michigan are hampered by the price that is stuck in 1970's... 10 cents... Additionally, "this deposit" is only for pop cans. Missing so much "litter"... --- All containers - aluminum, glass, paper, plastic, paper/plastic bags -- should have a "deposit" required of $1.00 This would lessen all containers on the side of the road. AND it would significantly help the few people who pick up these 'tossed items' (aka litter) -- usually very poor or homeless.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

Impatient people at a "Y' - type intersection have now spread glass/plastic and vehicle body parts on the road - making one lane useless - while they wait on County Sheriff to respond.

Doesn't look like human injuries occurred. I don't even see airbags deployed.

All because folks couldn't wait for someone to turn left (or last second turn) in a 35 mph no-passing zone.

Now a train is going through... which will pile up traffic - to only hit this crash zone - all at once from both directions.

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

This area is fixing to get 30ish hours of rain, starting tomorrow, Noon.

Prepare for headlines of cars trying to swim under overpasses - even though signs and media tell people 'do not do that'...

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Road departments really should paint depth lines on the walls of the overpasses and put words like:

One foot - car may die
Two foot - car will die
Three foot - Swim out
Four foot - Drowning
Five foot - we will get you out after water subsides
Six foot - REALLY - you drove into this?

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 1w ago

So... #Netflix changed their "My List" screen to one of those "horizontal - aka panning" screens to look through the items you have checked.

THIS IS THE VERY WORSE form of scrolling through the list of items you have selected to watch.

I have a wheel - - Let me use the wheel to go up & down - - why are you making life harder???

Dalek voice -- exterminate horizontal lists, exterminate, exterminate

🤬 🤬 🤬

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@angiebaby @Dougfir I was waiting to see the quotes counted...
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sleepingexplorer@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social No assumption: If you were in U.S. - for whatever reason.. And didn't know this and ended up in one of THOSE driveways... you'd be going home in a box. #TheMoreYouKnow --- If you aren't in U.S. -- and not some other country that denies basic human rights... e.g. the comment didn't fit you... Scrolling on by without leaving a comment is a remarkable way to live.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@AirlineReporter@avgeek.social Ahhh. Definitely NOT the typical cannonballs that you see displayed at forts. And they did not contain powder. ** but they were stolen from a Fort... which did not pursue charges against the passengers. 🤔
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@MicheleV_AK@sfba.social Is that the one in Seward? I went there last summer. Lots of learning. If located elsewhere, where? Want to plan for future trip. 🤔
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@catileptic@chaos.social Just an idea... If you have pants that you like - or are close... you can break all of the seams on those into separate panels - to be a pattern for you to work with/modify. Good luck and happy sewing.
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@susankayequinn@wandering.shop And they'll never send you a check. ☹️
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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 6d ago

@mattferrell@mastodon.social

Condolences to you, Sean, and family.

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John Burns @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
· 5mo ago

This past weekend at a gathering, I ran into (unplanned) several people that I haven't seen in probably 10 years and haven't talked to since I dropped the other two social systems.

They are still part of the cult - and show no signs of recognizing that they are.

May it be at least another 10 years - or never.

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