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@benroyce@mastodon.social "maintaining a modicum of decorum" is tone policing. period.
It's like complaining that a black woman is too loud.
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Steven Miller is a domestic terrorist and an enemy of the state.
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@DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social I just watched 7 samurai again, and there is a scene where one of the villagers gets very upset because everyone is bugging him about "you need a wife rikichi" (his wife was kidnapped by the bandits) and he takes a very small scythe and goes absolute ham on a grove of bamboo, to where even the samurai are like "whoa."
It's amazing what you can accomplish in the garden with small manual tools is what Im saying.
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@zzt@mas.to "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"
"It's just like when cars replaced horses"
"it will be better when we're all extinct and living in the singularity"
does that help?
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@arch@floofy.tech @alice@lgbtqia.space Pigeons are the ones still writing Letters to the Editor of newspapers that are exclusively online now, and wondering why they never see their 'plaints get printed.
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@rooster@beige.party "It's not even a third dimension," sniffed the bishop dismissively, "it's just another direction. To be perfectly clear, I think it's cheating."
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@scrublordnito@tech.lgbt I remember when the word was coined. I was like what tf do we need ANOTHER word for "program" for???
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@Fife4Europe@mastodon.scot I know very little about British politics, but this Farage guy seems like a real twat.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social also, that's where they hide the blood squib. You don't want FAKE blood, do you?
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Still think pleading guilty was a bad choice. He's lost all grounds for a lawsuit now, and people are winning lawsuits against this administration every day. The way to beat them is to sue them into non-existence. And you can't sue unless they've violated your rights.
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@JohnSullivan@mastodonapp.uk Meanwhile Vietnam has reduced infant and mother mortality to ZERO for FOUR YEARS.
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@allanb@mastodon.social I think because they used squibs inside the cans to simulate gunfire in all those fake guns #monsterdon
Fake Mac-10, fake scorpion, fake Thompson, somebody had fun. At least they're not using the same gun over an over in every shot.
#monsterdon
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Why do white people always go in the Chuch? They always go. See, if it was me, I'd be like aw baby, lookit this, this is a beautiful church, look at these windows...
(strong whisper) GET OUT
To bad we can't stay though!
Just get the fuck out of the church. Get the fuck out."
w/ apologies to Eddie Murphy
I'm fine with the 60-foot ape, I just think she'd be cold in that dress...
sorry, wrong #monsterdon
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@ramsey@don.monster the bad guy's gang came to the lab to try and get the formula #monsterdon
Ricky tingy tavi no sa rembo #monsterdon
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@luckytran@mastodon.social the only reason we have 0 cases in Vermont is they don't test for it. I know this to be a fact, as I was just in the ER with literally all of the symptoms of cryptosporidia, and while I don't think that's actually what it was, I KNOW they didn't test for it. So take the data with a drop of antibiotics or something.
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@allanb@mastodon.social too many good guys. We had bad guys, girl, snake, that was good. Then all these other people got involved. #monsterdon
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social TBF, most of the MAGAts already in New York are sitting in boardrooms.
And it's not like rural MAGAts can afford to go ANYWHERE after they get done paying off their oxy/meth dealer.
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@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social they won't. Fortunately, with no contract, their infrastructure is now illegally occupying public utility pole space, is a threat to public safety, and can legitimately be removed by any private citizen.
This does not constitute legal advice. It IS, however, a call to action.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win Google made search work by copying the entire internet. To replace Google c. 2010, you'd have to have the same ability. And it's kindo f an expensive time to be proposing new datacenters.
@doomsdayrs@cyberpunk.lol
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@david_megginson@mstdn.ca this is what makes me nervous for Ukraine. When the hordes of gas-deprived Russians storm the Kremlin, what's to stop Putin from nuking Kyiv?
Oh, y'all fucked now #monsterdon
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@klu9@ohai.social Interpol? Joint Federal Narcotics Task Force? Something like that #monsterdon
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@allanb@mastodon.social yeah, the seams are starting to show, apparently chopping together two movies and stealing bits from 3 or 4 others wasn't the GREATEST idea
#monsterdon
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@stux@mstdn.social that's not any type of "crowd" by ANY standards. 4 people in 4 acres isn't small, it's "negligible." As in, you could completely ignore it because it makes absolutley no difference to anything.
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@cptbutton@dice.camp impressive number of open bolt autos here - makes me wonder.
That Thompson is a fake though.
#monsterdon
"Why haven't you notified the rail service?"
"We were busy staring at the snake, boss."
#monsterdon
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Why have you increased the accuracy of your facts? Completely unnecessary afaiac
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Physics is OFF #monsterdon
If you did a shot every time she said the snakes name you'd be dead now #monsterdon
Not immune to mid-movie lack-of-monster-itis though.
#monsterdon
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@tomstearns@social.coop I think your co-op is kinda jank. I tried the link. It will only show me the home page. Tried pasting the link directly... autoforwards to the home page.
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@huntingdon@mstdn.social Mitch McConnell is dead.
I don't care of he can sit up in bed and it's not AI.
He's dead to me.
Is that mold on the ceiling? Much more dangerous than giant snake. #monsterdon
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@stux@mstdn.social I don't care what he admits either. As long as he goes out the door to the firing squad like Ceaușescu.