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Ted Mielczarek

@tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Hack of all trades. (he/him)

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Joined August 10, 2018
Web:
https://ted.mielczarek.org/
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TedMielczarek
Cocktail Nonsense:
https://ted.mielczarek.org/cocktails/
GitHub:
https://github.com/luser
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 2w ago
Replying to
@mhoye@cosocial.ca can’t wait to pass someone driving erratically, look over and see that they’re gambling on a casino app on their in-dash display while driving. https://bestoftwitter.com/tweet/1955/
Everyone on poker is pissed cause I'm telling them — drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste
bestoftwitter.com

Everyone on poker is pissed cause I'm telling them — drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste

Everyone on poker is pissed cause I'm telling them I'm driving while playing im_a_dog: i almost ran off the road, im driving right now Dealer: Dealt to board [ Kd Ks 3h ] bipolarbear: what th efuck bipolarbear: driving? Dealer: Play will resume after a 5 minute break bipolarbear: I wish I could call 911 on you im_a_dog: im driving, can any one tell me who is winning im_a_dog: on interstate knightdump: wtf re you trying to play poker while driving??? Dealer: Dealt to board [ Jh Qh Ad

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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@dragonfi@social.jsteuernagel.de @levork@graphics.social this is, in fact, a problem with a lot of newly built houses where the builder has cheaped out on the labor costs. Everything looks nice on the surface, but it’s a huge mess underneath.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@qdot@buttplug.engineer it’s like that scene from the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob steps on rakes over and over again.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @aburka@hachyderm.io @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems simply harvest 3.9 million tomatoes and sell them for $1 each!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@_elena@mastodon.social all the startups I've worked for have blasted out press releases the moment their funding rounds closed. Part of being a startup means constantly vying for attention. This explanation does not hold up.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@AlSweigart@mastodon.social if they can't be bothered to write it why would anyone bother to read it?
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mhoye people who want to "leave politics out of things" are in the same class as libertarians: just absolutely unwilling to think even a little bit about anything they claim to believe.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@glutto@mastodon.social @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social Trump threatening to remember something doesn't feel like much of a threat, honestly.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@emma@orbital.horse that is an adorable rocket!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Offbeatmammal @taatm @mhoye @Gargron I, personally, do not want any government or corporation to hold that kind of power over what I can do with my own computing devices.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@grote @TimWardCam Google has a whole "Managed Google Play" as part of Enterprise Android support: https://support.google.com/work/android/answer/9495634?hl=en I don't think companies doing such things will be fussed by this at all. A company using Android devices but not using enterprise management would already be in a pretty self-inflicted state of badness. Edit: https://developer.android.com/developer-verification/guides/faq explicitly says this doesn't affect enterprise apps.
support.google.com
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@DrHyde@fosstodon.org @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social I agree but also I don't think this is in conflict with the premise presented here. You should be able to be either a casual software user *or* a power user, *and* you should be able to grow from the former into the latter if you desire.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@mhoye “First of all, the Chinese have huge direct support for their auto companies,” yes, Ford CEO Jim Farley, I agree that we should nationalize key industries in the US.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@futzle@old.mermaid.town this is adorable and also really useful! (I have no idea what’s on any of the flash drives on my shelf…)
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@whitequark @dotstdy @regehr ninja has a concept of "pools" for exactly this sort of thing: limiting the number of concurrent linker invocations: https://ninja-build.org/manual.html#ref_pool
ninja-build.org

The Ninja build system

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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@hiisikoloart @nini I find myself mystified by people like this who use AI image generators or filters and share the results without noticing the glaring defects. If you can't perceive the results, why even use the thing?
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ricci HALLM 9000: "You're absolutely right, Dave—I can open the pod bay doors."
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@grote @fdroidorg sorry, that was directed at Tim, not you. I understand and appreciate what F-Droid provides and agree that this sucks badly. I just also think that people have a tendency to get off in the weeds instead of focusing on the things that matter.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@brie@do.crimes.brie.gay @evening@alico.nexus shipping desktop software for multiple platforms is a lot of work. Congrats!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io I had a double kofte burger in the Istanbul airport not long ago that was very tasty. We just don't get to have nice things in the US.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@renardboy@mastodon.social @misty@digipres.club the joke is that "code" in the abstract is winning vs. Microsoft the company, as evidenced by GitHub's uptime stats.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@TimWardCam @grote I feel like you're inventing a weird fictional scenario here to be mad about, but Google Play already has support for limited distribution of apps for internal testing without requiring all of the steps required to publish an app in the Play Store: https://support.google.com/googleplay/android-developer/answer/9845334?hl=en
support.google.com
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kityates@mas.to since the article was light on details about the vaccine I looked it up. Its made by Pfizer, the brand name is Abrysvo: https://www.ema.europa.eu/en/medicines/human/EPAR/abrysvo
Abrysvo | European Medicines Agency (EMA)
European Medicines Agency (EMA)

Abrysvo | European Medicines Agency (EMA)

Abrysvo is a vaccine for protecting against lower respiratory tract disease (LRTD; diseases of the lungs such as bronchitis or pneumonia) caused by respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) in people aged 18 years and older. It is also used in pregnant women to protect their infants against LRTD from birth until they are 6 months of age. Abrysvo contains versions of two proteins found on the surface of the virus called RSV subgroup A stabilised prefusion F and RSV subgroup B stabilised prefusion F.

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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aparrish given that a nontrivial amount of human labor is involved in tagging training data, I venture that we could simply have paid those people a fair wage to do the work directly instead of indirectly via LLMs.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@jorge@saturno.red @ketan@climatejustice.social this is irrelevant to the point the original post is making.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com I used to think tcl/tk was confusing but compared to things like React nowadays it's refreshingly straightforward.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cks @whitequark @pmarheine @regehr @dotstdy the classic GNU Make approach: "don't start any new jobs if the system load average is above this number": https://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/html_node/Options-Summary.html#index-_002d_002dload_002daverage-1
gnu.org
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@whitequark @dotstdy @regehr this reminds me that I always wondered how much of a pain it would be to make sccache able to cache linker invocations. (there's so much linker input that's not expressed on the commandline, it's ridiculous.)
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to

@justkwin@toot.community also corpsePort is such a great name 🪦

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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@whitequark @dotstdy @regehr cgroups might help on Linux but we're back to your original point about trying to do it in a portable way being a nightmare.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ObsidianUrbex Beautiful photographs! I love how they each capture such a highly pronounced aesthetic from a specific moment in time.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@carol@crabby.fyi @benjamingeer@piaille.fr the few rare occasions I've written them did make me feel like I was writing a math proof instead of programming. "Let us suppose there exists some type T for which all 'a…"
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@thejpster@hachyderm.io I appreciate the clarity with which you explained what I have always found to be a confusing topic!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Chapz@mastodon.online @mhoye@cosocial.ca it's fundamentally non-solvable due to the way the models work. Yes, you can mitigate it by having ways to test the outputs, but it's going to leave *a lot* of messes in its wake.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world @zwol@masto.hackers.town unfortunately I don't think anyone is making anything like this in the US. I have heard of people importing them from Japan, but the laws on that vary from state to state.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aphyr these illustrations are delightful!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jonny did you see the video where a guy asks ChatGPT to time him running a mile, immediately says he's done, and then ChatGPT says it took him 7 minutes and 30 seconds?
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@aphyr these posts are fantastic, I really appreciate how thoughtful you are! Also man, "Illegible Hazards" hits hard. That'd make a hell of an album title.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@rygorous @aeva live programmer reaction
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@poppyhaze@girlcock.club @gameshack_@infosec.exchange I've got odds on "Meat allergy virus" given Alpha-gal syndrome and the huge boom in the tick population this year.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@misty@digipres.club I think it's fair to say that Code is currently winning this matchup.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nein very cool! I know exactly what you mean–I've looked for a simple solution for this sort of thing numerous times.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@dragonfi@social.jsteuernagel.de @levork@graphics.social agreed!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cdevroe@mastodon.social I didn't realize there were so many satellites actively orbiting the moon! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extraterrestrial_orbiters#Moon But also: what would we be monitoring? I don't think the surface changes all that much. 🙂 Given that we can see about 59% of the moon's surface from Earth, I think you'd only need to cover the dark side to have good continuous imaging.
en.wikipedia.org
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 1w ago
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@jwz@mastodon.social canary?
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@thejpster@hachyderm.io app idea: a thing that looks like social media but it's just a journal.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Ranjit this is a cute photo and clever title!
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@justkwin@toot.community fascinating! I still have a copy of Mac OS X Internals I bought back when I was working on Breakpad. I always had the feeling we were using APIs that Apple would like to unsupport.
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Ted Mielczarek @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@skade I've contributed patches to several GNU projects over the years but I don't remember ever actually doing this unless Emacs inserted them on my behalf (which is entirely plausible).
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