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Eve ( )

@evening@alico.nexus

sharkey 2025.4.7

you may call me Eve

robot woman with a silicon deficiency.

friendly to computers of all shapes and sizes. enjoyer of philosophy and tabletop roleplaying games.

very kind and gentle, will only threaten someone if they ask nicely ^w^

in my late 20s. transfem.

profile picture is Eve from Wall-E on a blue background.

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pronouns:

she/her, they/them

hugs & headpats ?:

accepted

flirting ?:

if we're mutuals

) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

French words for streets as first names, with gender and vibes analysis:

Rue : good existing name, people will think you're American
Avenue : great name for an elegant and somewhat mysterious woman
Place : enby name, confusing
Boulevard : a name for an eccentric man. Odd choice, but why not
Impasse : the name of a woman who hates you personally
Chemin : non-binary gremlin
Passage : very mysterious enby
Square : 🟪

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

The way that software repos use the words "branch" and "upstream" suggests a certain confusion on how rivers work.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 7mo ago

everyone remember to thank the @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud for its hard work running the catgirl.cloud infrastructure. catgirl.cloud is a big server to run on a bot, and it's using up a lot of the 440729's processing power. that's why it needs to drink all those monsters to fight the eepy.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@witix@mk.absturztau.be responsible disclosure. if you talk about the presence of a vulnerability you have to end your sentence with "lmao" so hostile actors don't think it's serious.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

I didn't realize that a @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng could be dangerous like that

RE: @bloodravenlib@mas.to

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

oh: haha you no longer have the remote- gets shocked

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 1mo ago

Replying to on ngmx.com

@pathunstrom@ngmx.com "average TTRPG requires ignoring half the rules to be playable" actually just statistical error. DnD georg...

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@yassie_j@transfem.social masterful bait, Mr. Jacobs-Foyles.

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· 5mo ago

Replying to

@yassie_j@transfem.social okay yassie you really put your heart into that one. I can feel the conviction under the argument.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social I feel like a bit of testing would have caught that

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@mianotapancake@void.lgbt as in "I'm throwing a wrench at you"

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@mianotapancake@void.lgbt yeah basically

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng does that mean that every word starting with "an-" is now also a valid thermia name ?

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· 4mo ago

Replying to

@pierogiburo@tech.lgbt that's what they want you to think. There's a chip in the frame keeping track of the count and sending it to them.

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· 7mo ago

Replying to

@riley@toot.cat this is a good point, but it should also be noted that some types of information can be difficult to obtain but easy to verify.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng 🫵 angle grinder!

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@cwebber@social.coop Humans can be in the loop to grant permission and must accept Cloudflare's terms of service, but no human steps are otherwise required from start to finish. Humans are still required to sign this contract but there's now no need for them to read it. Incredible business model concept. The software tool that buys our product for you. Saving you the hard work of deciding if you want to buy our product. 10/10 no note.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 18mo ago

Replying to

wayland, reversed power dynamics, bondage, consensual non-consent, overstepping boundaries due to upstream outage, bratty dom is borderline malware, renderer edging, teasing overstimulated sub, cuckoldry and/or vouyerism, lack of protection around highly privileged and unsafe interfaces, second person is not reader (unless reader is into that)

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud if there are too many requests to resolve your domain we stop answering them

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng gorp

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 6mo ago

Replying to

caps

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@sharkey@sharkey.team thank you Julia :neodog_pat:

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@draconigen@packmates.org it's his hand now

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ExpiredPopsicle@vt.social @JunkRaven@iwouldratherburn.com omg this looks so good !!

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 28mo ago

Replying to

@ChaosKitsune@woem.men only 6 ?!

echo

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 5mo ago

CI pipeline that deploys the changes in prod and sees if anything breaks before merging them in main

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 3mo ago

I have obtained a new creature

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@brie@do.crimes.brie.gay it's been a lot of fun to work on

Congrats on taking the project all the way to an official release. It was no small task.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@mei@donotsta.re usually the podcast invites a guest to talk about their area of expertise. it's a fun twist to have a podcast where the guest knows nothing, and is here to be subjected to the information instead.

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 7mo ago

Replying to on piaille.fr

@movim@piaille.fr custom emoji reactions. I would switch my discord DMs to any good open source messenger that has custom emoji reactions (if the person I'm talking to also uses it ofc)

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) @evening@alico.nexus

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@mianotapancake@void.lgbt that it was a very bad post

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