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David Cantrell 🏏

@DrHyde@fosstodon.org
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Cricket umpire, rugby fan (both codes: Quins and London Broncos), finder of bugs, perpetrator of programming abominations, mostly recovered sysadmin. In the pay of Big Parsnip.

Can solve the three body problem. They're under the patio.

328 Followers
303 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 31, 2022
Github:
https://github.com/DrHyde
Home:
https://www.cantrell.org.uk/
Languages:
shell/rust/perl/C, English/French/German/Italian
Where:
London, in the unceded lands of the Roman province of Britannia
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2w ago

I have a rule to never *ever* buy anything immediately just because it looks cool, or is a great deal, or "this special offer must end soon". Anyway, these looked cool, and arrived today from Aliexpress!

#notepad #windows95 #PureEvilReified #RetroComputing #hashtag

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2w ago
RE: https://hsnl.social/@eloy/117308390679818819 The second Vatican council has a lot to answer for
Open quoted post
Quoting
Eloy
@eloy@hsnl.social
@sherbang@chaos.social
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hsnl.social

Eloy.: "@sherbang@chaos.social" - HSNL Social

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

I, of course, would never fall for this.

#chess #WorldAltTextChampionshipEntry

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

Incredibly Lazy #Tomato #Soup. So good that it should be capitalised.

Dice and fry onions, add a load of garlic paste (yes, paste, not actual garlic - remember, we're being lazy), add a load of roughly chopped tomatoes, some finely chopped basil, thyme and rosemary, and a beef stock cube. Wait a bit.

#soup #cooking

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

My shiny new toy is so CUTE!

Swiss Army Banana for scale.

#FrameworkDesktop

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Disgusted, as usual, about how #BSD just isn't *fun*. I have upgraded two #FreeBSD VMs' OSes this evening and ... it just worked. I didn't have to swear at anything, or read the source code, or knit my own boot loader from twigs. The BSDs really should learn some lessons from other more funnerer OSes.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

Well, I have thoroughly failed to do anything #NetBSD-ish with my dinky little #Vortex86 machine. Even if I attach a real VGA monitor nothing appears on the screen so I can't even check BIOS settings. Gonna relegate that to a rainy winter day project.

@murble@milliways.social I don't suppose you remember doing anything funky to get it working when you had it do you?

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2w ago
If you don't follow @roots@stefanbohacek.online then you are in a state of sin. The drawings are beautiful. They also explain why the grass in all my local parks was burnt to a yellow crisp this summer - with bright green patches of weeds all over. Compare the root systems of https://images.wur.nl/digital/collection/coll13/id/385/rec/2 and https://images.wur.nl/digital/collection/coll13/id/291/rec/1 with that of https://images.wur.nl/digital/collection/coll13/id/1434/rec/1 The grass has predominantly shallow roots, the weed predominantly deep roots. #science #art #OverlappingMagisteria
Festuca rubra ssp. rubra
images.wur.nl

Festuca rubra ssp. rubra

H plant 17 cm, D root 55 cm, diameter root system 91 cm

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

A chonky computer today, when you adjust for inflation, costs about the same as a chonky computer ten years ago, and is much chonkier. Including in terms of memory and solid-state storage. The recent memory price spike looks to me more like a reversion of anomalously low prices.

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
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@rl_dane@polymaths.social I used to have #BeOS as my main desktop. On a real #BeBox. I’m sorry to say that #Haiku just ain’t quite right.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
How hard could it be to add support for #GeminiProtocol to #curl?
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
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@rl_dane@polymaths.social and #9front is #BSD? I like this decade!
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@koen_hufkens@mastodon.social We can't all be "power users" in everything we use. I'm 100% OK with instant usability. If someone wants to just use a computer without knowing how it works that's no different from me wanting to just use clothes without knowing about weaving and stitching. Yes, that means that I'm dependent on Big Sewing. I'm OK with that. I don't want to be a self-sufficient peasant who can do everything he needs to survive but can't go to the opera.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@anon_opin@mastodon.social you should investigate Penguins as well
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
An open source project just fixed a bug that I reported 14 years ago. Surprisingly for such an old bug, the bug fix is still useful to me! https://github.com/pjcj/Devel--Cover/pull/602 Thanks @pjcj@mastodon.cloud! #perl #CodeCoverage
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@drahardja@sfba.social that it is a network port at all is ridiculous. There should just be sense pins, or at most a *local* network using something like CANbus or I²C, to communicate acceptable voltages etc and nothing else.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Re earlier toot ... just like with #BSD, new releases of #perl are BORING. They just work. Absolutely disgusting levels of backward compatibility. Shouldn't be allowed.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Unixbigot@aus.social I miss my Lithetto. I upgraded mine to have 32 megaliths. Got in a bit of trouble using it to hack the clock at Avebury Research Institute so the institute's pub would stay open later.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@futurebird@sauropods.win @jredlund@social.linux.pizza that screams "I hate this commission, I wonder just how deliberately awful I can make it"
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@mlanger@mastodon.world football fans are far more annoying than data centre fans.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@mlanger@mastodon.world I’d be far more concerned about the welfare of people who live near noisy football grounds.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster I choose to read that as England vs Croydon
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bob_zim@infosec.exchange @drahardja@sfba.social nah. The car manufacturers can push software updates, but that’s done using that fancy new wireless telegraphy stuff. I can’t see car manufacturers giving random charging station owners the ability to do that. Well, not on purpose anyway.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@fribbledom@mastodon.social FWIW please don't tell us about CONFIG.SYS. I have only recently managed to purge that information from my poor little brain.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

It’s #BandCampFriday! Recommend something by a musician based in Africa or Asia I’ve not heard of. I promise I’ll buy at least one recommendation that meets those criteria.

#music

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

Well fuck, I've started getting junk mail advertising life insurance, will writing, and funeral plans.

#OldAge

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ChuckMcManis @lcamtuf are the #uutils crowd working from the C source (in which case these bugs are really really stupid) or are they writing code /de novo/ based on a spec? If the latter then these bugs are understandable, provided that they are dealt with when reported. The real problem here though is Ubuntu, just changing stuff for teh lolz.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@LeafyEricScott@hachyderm.io @mlanger@mastodon.world I see you've never had to put up with football fans being violent yobs that piss on nearby residents front doors
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@distrowatch@mastodon.social @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social "analogy isn't perfect" shock!
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@buckfiftyseven@mastodon.social @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social do they? Plenty of people are "power users" in just one or two disciplines, or at most in parts of several disciplines that they use together to achieve a single goal.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

RE: @jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place

This should be encouraged.

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist that's wonderful! Thank you - bought!
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@JB105@social.vivaldi.net already got that one, sorry 😃
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

And after a heroic evening of saving the polar bears and poor people, time to go to bed, with the latest podcast from the #LatinMassSociety!

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
work rant, weird server failures
@dakkar@s.thenautilus.net several times a year working with computers makes me think "I could have been a bus driver. Why aren't I a bus driver?"
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Ketakater@social.vivaldi.net @ploopy@mastodon.social second most annoying. A #LightPen is the worst.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@buckfiftyseven@mastodon.social @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social I'm sure that an expert in any other technology could think of similar things in their area of expertise. For example, there's people who can reverse a huge articulated lorry around a corner and up to a loading dock, and plenty who take several attempts to merely park their car and avoid even trying to park in some places where they could. Imagine how much time they could save and how much easier their life would be if they learned just one simple technique!
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ilmari@social.treehouse.systems sorry, I've heard of them
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5d ago
It's #BandcampFriday! Recommend something by an artist I've not heard of and which isn't doof-doof shit, and I promise to buy at least one recommendation.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st good lord no! I trust it about as far as I can throw it. Almost everything it has done for me would have failed code review if it was a person doing it.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
It’s #BandcampFriday! Recommend something by an artist I’ve not heard of, and I promise to buy at least one of the recommendations. #music
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@radioclash@retro.pizza @buckfiftyseven@mastodon.social @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social FWIW as someone who probably wrote some code that is on your machine ... nah, I still screw up every day in really stupid ways 😉
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Doing this even semi-automagically across dozens of repos whose actions had very slight differences meant that I first spent three days making the actions all get built from templates. That was Very Annoying, and I hope that the polar bears are grateful for what I did for them. 4/4
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 3w ago

I just noticed that #NovayaZemlya is basically the same shape as #NewZealand and also has pretty much the same spelling. No wonder so many people forget to print it off the coast of Australia, when they've already printed it off the north coast of Greater Ukraine.

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@fribbledom@mastodon.social but it's important, after you've bought a year's supply of socks, to helpfully remind you tomorrow that socks exist!
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
That means that Dependabot will only cause ⅙ of the load it used to. Additionally, minor changes that I make to code will only trigger one teeny-tiny action that runs on all commits, not a bazillion builds across six operating systems and a dozen versions of my dependencies. 3/n
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st you are a better person than me. I wouldn't have even tried.
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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago

Noooooo!!!!!!! #9front is down!!!!!!

I hope this means that the head 9front honcho is doing the yearly on-stage presentation about shiny new things we'll be able to buy later today!

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David Cantrell 🏏 @DrHyde@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago
It's #BandcampFriday! Recommend a #jazz album by someone I've not heard of! I promise that I'll buy at least one recommendation. In return I recommend https://sorenbebe.bandcamp.com/album/echoes #Bandcamp #music
Echoes, by Søren Bebe Trio
Søren Bebe

Echoes, by Søren Bebe Trio

10 track album

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