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mhoye

@mhoye@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Envoy, arbiter, sysadmin.

A message, and part of a system of messages.

525 Followers
452 Following
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Joined April 01, 2017
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
Boosted by @ferrix@mastodon.online
Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo. "I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped." The grin on her face.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
If I understand this correctly the reason RAM has quadrupled in price is that a huge quantity of RAM that hasn't been produced yet has been bought with money that doesn't exist to populate GPUs that also haven't been produced to go in datacenters that haven't been built powered by infrastructure that may never exist to meet a demand that doesn't exist at all to make profit margins that mathematically can't exist while economists talk about this thing they call the "rational markets hypothesis".
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

A friend pointed out last night that WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAI and I can't stop thinking about it.

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

"We estimate that the Metaverse could generate $4 trillion to $5 trillion in value by 2030."

Happy three year anniversary to McKinsey's "A CEO's Guide To The Metaverse".

https://www.mckinsey.com/capabilities/growth-marketing-and-sales/our-insights/a-ceos-guide-to-the-metaverse

mckinsey.com
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
Today in e-waste news, I just learned that electronic pregnancy tests are the paper pregnancy tests wrapped in a scanner that tells you what the paper says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpBabwFB90Y

Opening up a *POSITIVE* digital clear blue pregnancy test.

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@gabrielesvelto God. Ok, I've added "money that doesn't exist" to the litany.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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If you've never seen an aggressively-adblocked Web, the only thing I can compare it to is "what if the internet wasn't also the NASCAR front row all the time". What if the Web wasn't loud as hell and smothered in corporate branding? What if you could have the web without huffing gasoline fumes and watching things going in circles while you wait for something to crash? True story, someone looking over my shoulder once asked how they can get this special better internet I'm using. This is how.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
"Root claims that the platform’s gender ratio “makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”. Remember when we found out that Ashley Madison's core competency wasn't connecting humans, it was stringing lonely dudes along with chatbots, and like eleven women had ever used that site at all? 'cause I've got a prediction. https://masto.deoan.org/@neurovagrant/115828221980987378
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Dug this out of the crates for my kid, perhaps you would also like to hear Bjork and PJ Harvey covering I Can Get No Satisfaction.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8RFignlzaM

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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Followup: The persistence of the idea that computer science is about computers is ironically a manifestation of the two most notorious problems in computer science.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
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@cstross@wandering.shop "Asked and answered, your honour."
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
The Onion, four days ago: https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/ The real-life Democratic party, today: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ihpglfqq3dapqjmwl2ntktil/post/3mdj2skxkok23
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
The Onion

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any […]

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@trochee @gabrielesvelto The rational in "rational markets hypothesis" is a use of the term "rational" that I think @grimalkina would find... entirely familiar, even as she was picking it up with tongs and putting it in the bin outside with the rest of the trash.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

I have more to write about this, but I think the FOSS world urgently needs to come to grips with the fact that "Sovereignty" and "Liability" are the same thing.

Accountability before the state and accountability to the laws of the state are the same thing,

If devs can be held responsible for their code, what difference does it make at the implementation level if the injured party is the individual or the state?

"Free as in no warranty express or implied" might not be a viable option soon.

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Neither stable nor coin but a secret by which I mean arbitrary, volatile and wholly imaginary, third thing.

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

hachyderm.io

Molly White: "Binance bitcoin bailout #crypto #cryptocurrency" - Hachyderm.io

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win for a while there, no joke, computing was flirting with upper and lowercase zeroes…
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
"Getting bought by Bending Spoons" is one of those "pull the fire alarm" situations for your data. https://gizmodo.com/vimeo-lays-off-most-of-its-staff-allegedly-includes-the-entire-video-team-2000713416
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
I don't think it's a coincidence that this comes on the heels of the Prime Minister's speech saying that it's time to build alternatives to hegemony and hyperscalers. https://mastodon.social/@gvwilson/115973786416908122
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@PixelProphecy
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@1a1nC You don’t argue with them. They’re trying to waste your time. Engaging at all is losing.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Buttered Crumpet - a Wallace & Gromit font.

https://jamieclarketype.com/case-study/wallace-and-gromit-font/

jamieclarketype.com
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

(The video of ICE chasing a big middle finger on a rolling office chair is AI slop.)

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@etsyy @gabrielesvelto a single creditor’s actions wildly distorting the present day market by speculatively announcing their intention to buy two fifths of the entire market of a product in the future, where their ability to use that product at all is itself speculative, is not normal, no.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

The bizzarro-land ethical conundrum of "should we let people just buy political influence with cash just so movies like 'Melania don't need to be made."

I'm thinking about this from an artistic harm-reduction perspective.

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@petrillic That velveeta had a shot at growing legs before anyone in the metaverse did.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@slothrop wow, that's wild, it kind of does, who'da thought
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
OK, I'm soliciting project help requests over at maintainer.org - feedback about the site or process is also welcome, and amplification is appreciated. https://maintainer.org/
maintainer.org
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@noplasticshower In that killing-joke sense, yeah.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Generative AI and Wikipedia editing: What we learned in 2025
Wiki Education

Generative AI and Wikipedia editing: What we learned in 2025

Like many organizations, Wiki Education has grappled with generative AI, its impacts, opportunities, and threats, for several years. As an organization that runs large-scale programs to bring new e…

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@nf3xn it doesn’t even rise to the level of lying. That would involve some concession that there was something called the truth and the distinction mattered. This is nothing but posturing noises, the bleating and grunting of dominance games and herd-animal allegiance.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Press play on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo8Dvjg5OIw

and then watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTnnXhcmSgY

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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@sol_hsa Creating millionaires out of billions of investments isn't much of a flex, IMO.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@stacey_campbell @liquor_american that is a lot of pixels
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@stacey_campbell @liquor_american I'd love to hear that story if you can share it.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social Do you have strong feelings about doing this kind of shift-alignment in post? I love this kind of composition, but I love four thousand dollar lenses less.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@PixelProphecy OK that was good
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.com Yeah, I meant I can see your argument, not that horrific other thing.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@mahryekuh I assume the opposite.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@chutten Huh, thanks. I'll see what I can do, might be a 2.0 thing.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@staff@mastodon.social this is a good decision.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social Oh, nice. Thank you.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@Cozza@lea.pet “What if the people who brought us Cambridge Analytica and the Rohingya massacres could look directly out of my eyes”, hard no.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@jessitron@hachyderm.io qvoted for trvth
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.com Yeah, fair. I can see it.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@chutten I think device-width is deprecated? My goal here was to rigorously defer to people's default font settings, but it looks like you can't actually set those meaningfully on anywhere but Firefox. It's egregious that you can't set a minimum font size on iOS browsers at all.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@cwicseolfor @riley @gabrielesvelto I think you might be looking at this backwards.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@dabeaz That underexplored beetle market.
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mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@chutten I don't think we're looking at the same thing - I see this? I would like you to be able to read without zoom, yeah.
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