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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️

@sirwumpus@tilde.zone
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Programmer; poet; runner; cook; seeker of truth, love, and the arcane. IOCCC Winner, Go (the game), Elite Dangerous CMDR, Nuclear Option (the game, not RL). Developer of BarricadeMX (anti-spam) and Post4 (Forth 2019 interpreter). BSD aficionado 🤗

112 Followers
40 Following
43 Posts
Joined November 08, 2022
Nanozen:
http://nanozen.snert.com/
GitHub:
https://github.com/SirWumpus
Hex:
https://hex.pm/users/sirwumpus
Resume CV:
http://www.snert.com/resume/
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 4mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social@warandpeas@mastodon.social had a lovely answer to that question...
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago

I really am tired of writing short essays that take an hour or so validating my existence to companies looking to hire, only to be rejected with boiler plate email that doesn't explain what was lacking.

Makes me feel disrespected for the effort made to jump through their application hoops and get no feedback.

This is so depressing. Time for a little food therapy sorbet break.

#fedihire #getfedihired #jobseeker

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
Welcome to the on going saga of our Hero's quest to find employment as a (backend) Software Developer. At this moment our Hero contemplates navel lint his dire plight. He scans the online landscape and job boards for signs of employers. He can wield #C with extreme delicacy & finesse; compose functional code of #Erlang; use #Java, #Javascript, #NodeJS adeptly. Even understand the arcana of #Forth and has constructed a #RabbitMQ cluster with careful planning. Yet our intrepid Hero is passed by again and again, like last year's Xmas toys. None glance in his direction as he rises from his chair to play with his faithful dog, Clicquot. Maybe tomorrow will yield new mysteries. http://www.snert.com/resume/ #GetFediHired #FediHire
snert.com

Anthony C Howe - Snert - Curriculum Vitae

Curriculum Vitae for Anthony C Howe, Software Developer

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago
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@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange You are inside a building, a well house for a large spring. Along the wall is a table with an Exidy Sorcerer Z80 computer running Forth. There is a cassette on the floor.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Or if you're a young developer, you download the source, stub out the age tests, and build your own version to install from - you going to sue a teen cause they have skills? The whole notion of age verification in open source software where the source of the software is available to modify, is so brain damaged and unenforceable. Maybe add age verification as a loadable kernel module. Then people can opt-out or opt-in at the time of install. I am amazed that #California of all places, being open to ideas and a hub of technology is parking their brain cells in a handicap zone.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@Infrogmation I'll never disable my ad-blocker! No web site has unique enough information that cannot be found else where with some effort.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social Too hard?! Clearly they can find and list all the fees on your bill ad nauseam easily enough to squeeze money from their customers, BUT are to feeble minded to list it on contracts or advertising. Bollocks!
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@betabug @mwl I got this feeling for how people used to work with ed, how working with it actually works. I know I could do this. Follow @ed1conf aside from the ed(1) humour, posts tips and tricks to rival vim (eww). Also note that ex(1) (vi(1) line editor : mode) shares a common base with ed(1) so your new found knowledge carries over.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
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@existentialcomics It wasn't me! The computer did it!
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago

Did anyone ask the #Artemis2 crew if the capsule had that new car smell?

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@profoundlynerdy@bitbang.social The C Programming Language 2e by Kernigan & Ritchie is pretty much the root source should be available in any tech. book store, Amazon, uni. book stores. After that C standards for specific changes and additions (PDFs found online). I've also been told of Beej's Guide to C.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf @alxndr@tech.lgbt A blocklist for web sites using AI might be interesting, though extreme for daily use (still maybe). I'd rather avoid contributing to an AI indirectly.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@AugrahsButler@mastodon.social @nixCraft@mastodon.social the guise of "won't someone please think of the children?!" Oddly enough, it was the 1970's and 1980's children that took apart code - Apple II supplied BIOS code, Exidy Sorcerer available monitor code and circuit layout, DR's CP/M the BIOS portion though many disassembler all of CP/M to add more features to name a few, Its the children driven by curiosity, a desire to understand, and learn that bring about future changes. They won't care about age rules, just a challenge to bypass them and sell that knowledge to their friends.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io Title ideas... git blame assassin git cherry-ice-pickgit clean deathgit fetch gun
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io What goes around comes around - As projectile vomit coming at you. -- One in the hand is worth more than two in the bush - Until she end's up pregnant with triplets. -- All that glitters isn't gold - Pity you lot are stuck with Trump
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Looking forward to the snap, crackle, and pop when the AI bubble band collapse in on its own weight.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@mhoye@cosocial.ca Come to BSD. We have cookies.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago

Coming up on Beltane festival and still in search of software developer work.

I speak the old tongues of #C, #Forth, #REXX, and #Shell, along with other foreign tongues of #Erlang, #NodeJS, #Go, #Java, #C# and more. I make utterances in #English and #French.

I command in several BSD and Linux dialects. Even wrote successful anti-spam filtering software #BarricadeMX and several #milters.

And can brag about winning the @IOCCC (but don't in polite company).

I seek employment for a worthy cause with remuneration.

Please someone reach out, if only to stop me pestering you fine folks every so often with this plea.

http://www.snert.com/resume/

https://www.gofundme.com/f/ioccc-winner-seeks-employment

#GetFediHired #FediHire #jobseeker #gofundme

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@bob_zim@infosec.exchange @kusuriya@masto.hackers.town @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @mwl@io.mwl.io There are ISO 8601 drafts or past versions easily found as PDFs.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social How about a zombie Jesus for Easter?
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@iDGS @Vivaldi True for Google, eg: https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&num=50&newwindow=1&q=%s For DuckDuckGo use https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=%s
google.com
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
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@scott Same can be said about dwm, but still prefer XFCE4 (Windows gave me some bad habits).
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 14mo ago
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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io @nixCraft@mastodon.social Turbo Pascal for Z80 based CP/M was bazinga fast. Came with a spread sheet demo that was excellent.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 10mo ago

Message in a barrel time (bottles clearly not working) #GetFediHired #jobsearch #needwork.

Starting to really freak out - in search for software developer work in the #Ottawa #Montreal areas; preferably remote. #C #C# #Erlang #Java #NodeJS #Forth #Shell #SQL #BSD #Linux #English #French and more. Very versatile, adaptable, experienced.

I cook too; every office should have someone who can make Neapolitan style #pizzas for team lunches & parties.

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 22mo ago
Replying to
@Error @nixCraft For gamers Steam has Mini Metro https://store.steampowered.com/app/287980/Mini_Metro/
Mini Metro on Steam
store.steampowered.com

Mini Metro on Steam

Mini Metro is a strategy simulation game about designing a subway map for a growing city. Draw lines between stations and start your trains running. As new stations open, redraw your lines to keep them efficient. Decide where to use your limited resources. How long can you keep the city moving?

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 14mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social codeberg.org +1 worktree.ca +1
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 19mo ago
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social Blame it on tarrifs.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@SwiftOnSecurity Hmm. Needs to type in some UTF8 4 byte codes, like 🔥 is always fun.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 9mo ago
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social 3/ Food is not a reward for hard work. I cook much better anyway; make much better pizza at home than that industrial cardboard they'd offer.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 8mo ago
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@solonovamax@tech.lgbt Nice to know BSD was omitted.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social I've lived in France and I certainly would not want a huge frak'n truck. Too hard to park or manoeuvrer in small streets of villages and cites. And the Hummer's I saw were vanity cars during the Cannes Film Festival and Monaco GP. Totally impractical for daily use. Bigger not always better.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@maxleibman@beige.party I just thought you meant you were a MINI auto mechanic.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
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@amoateng Consider NodeJS / Koa - Koa supposed to be Express successor; thought it was cool when I last looked.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
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@charette@mstdn.ca Only if you #include , see C17 section 7.9 Alternative spellings . Section A.1.2 Keywords does not list them.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 11mo ago
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@fribbledom@mastodon.social Expert: taking a shower Adept: walking the dog in park land
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@katzenmann IMO it possible to develop quick in #C, but its always my favourite. For system languages close to the silicon, you picked most of them. #Forth also works close the silicon if you're game, but different perspective. Don't know enough about #Go yet to judge it.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago

@nixCraft@mastodon.social Just brill...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/16/ben-jennings-us-iran-war-ai-slop-cartoon

theguardian.com
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago

@nixCraft@mastodon.social More AI data centre crap...

https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/15/us_states_gaap_datacenters/

theregister.com
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 9mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Zen, Waterfox, LibreWolf browsers all privacy focused forks of Firefox. It begs the question WHY Mozilla are NOT getting the message - if we use Firefox instead of Chrome, odds are we wanted privacy, performance, and no bloat.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@bob_zim@infosec.exchange @kusuriya@masto.hackers.town @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @mwl@io.mwl.io But the RFC is a subset as I recall .
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 1d ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io Try this. https://networkingtoolbox.net/subnetting/ipv6-subnet-calculator 2603:3015:2a05:d6c0 is in your subnet after crunching. Curious though, everyone who ever assigned IPv6 always gave me a /64 (which is way huge). Why would you be given a /59, which is even bigger? Is this a size thing?
IPv6 Subnet Calculator | Networking Toolbox
Networking Toolbox

IPv6 Subnet Calculator | Networking Toolbox

Calculate IPv6 subnets and network prefixes

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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social I want to see the follow-up when the AI bubble bursts - all the those AI data centre construction stop work part way; all the AI vibers have to actually code; grey beards smile that knowing smile of wisdom and sweet I told you so; plus a small hand wave This is not the AI you're looking for.
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SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️ @sirwumpus@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io A writer has a style, might change by series, or natural progression, or both. That style is heart felt by readers which draws continued interest in a writer's work. What passes for AI (machine learning, weighted algorithms, enhanced Markov Chains) is a mish-mash. A heartless collection of output based on the amalgamation of stolen knowledge, lacking joy or pain or heart or understanding. The current "AI" or Super-ELIZAs are junk science. They can amuse as parody which is fine. Their failing is to be assumed intelligent. Maybe one day proper AI that is capable of independent creative thought may come to pass, but never while Corporate interests exist to pervert it. (See RoboCop for an example). #NoAI #UnplugAI
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