SirWumpus 🍁🎃 ⚔️
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchProgrammer; poet; runner; cook; seeker of truth, love, and the arcane. IOCCC Winner, Go (the game), Elite Dangerous CMDR, Nuclear Option (the game, not RL). Developer of BarricadeMX (anti-spam) and Post4 (Forth 2019 interpreter). BSD aficionado 🤗
I really am tired of writing short essays that take an hour or so validating my existence to companies looking to hire, only to be rejected with boiler plate email that doesn't explain what was lacking.
Makes me feel disrespected for the effort made to jump through their application hoops and get no feedback.
This is so depressing. Time for a little food therapy sorbet break.
Coming up on Beltane festival and still in search of software developer work.
I speak the old tongues of #C, #Forth, #REXX, and #Shell, along with other foreign tongues of #Erlang, #NodeJS, #Go, #Java, #C# and more. I make utterances in #English and #French.
I command in several BSD and Linux dialects. Even wrote successful anti-spam filtering software #BarricadeMX and several #milters.
And can brag about winning the @IOCCC (but don't in polite company).
I seek employment for a worthy cause with remuneration.
Please someone reach out, if only to stop me pestering you fine folks every so often with this plea.
Message in a barrel time (bottles clearly not working) #GetFediHired #jobsearch #needwork.
Starting to really freak out - in search for software developer work in the #Ottawa #Montreal areas; preferably remote. #C #C# #Erlang #Java #NodeJS #Forth #Shell #SQL #BSD #Linux #English #French and more. Very versatile, adaptable, experienced.
I cook too; every office should have someone who can make Neapolitan style #pizzas for team lunches & parties.
@nixCraft@mastodon.social More AI data centre crap...
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/15/us_states_gaap_datacenters/

