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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social Wasn't that some kind a mantra a French psychologist came up with: 'every day, in every way, they're getting more and more stupid' :)

@amiserabilist@beige.party @TwoClownsEating@beige.party @Shivviness@beige.party the Albanian one can cause confusion when looking for transport

@joannaholman@aus.social It sounds like a setting for a Kafka novel. "Gregor woke up one morning and found himself in the K home..."

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party as the saying goes, 'if it looks like Christopher Walken and quacks like Christopher Walken, chances are that it's Christopher Walken'.

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party It sounds a bit like the mutual assistance treaties signed by the Soviet Union with the Baltic States in 1939. A year later they were occupied by the Soviet Union and annexed.

@Ex_spurt@aus.social PS. "Stop being the PR department for deranged rich people"

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social How very AI the zebra looks.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Switzerland and Belgium need to beef up their chocolate security ...

@luciedigitalni@aus.social ALBO - Albanese loves billionaires' opinions? (there's a less flattering one I can think of, but it might put people off their food)

@TOrynski Do people start eating Lego pieces again once they reach the age of 100?

@miffyhelen Does it have wheels so you can have the fridge come to wherever you are. (I am at the beach and I want some leftovers.) "Fridge! Bring my leftovers to my spot on the eastern side of the beach near the stairs."

@sinjut@aus.social any rainbow ones?

@frogglin The Murdoch press will probably blame Dan Andrews for it.

@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online one academic sent me a free dictionary of the Tangut language from Japan because I enquired (and I can't remember why) if it would be possible to buy a copy.

@vowe It reminds me of my grandmother who got a discount at the cinema by wearing a long coat and sitting on her sister's shoulders (she was a tad on the short side). No matter the era, children will always find a way.

@firstdogonthemoon The name should have been a hint if anyone had actually read Lord of the Rings (rather than just watching the movies). They might as called themselves as Dystopia Inc.

@Kierkegaanks @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote All these puns are eggsausting.

@nowaynews Next study: see if weasels smoking marijuana like Kabuki theatre.

@Elizafox The sound a malfunctioning AI robot makes.

@mrundkvist "The world looks on while integrity leaves US soil"

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It's off to clean out Wetherspoons.

@joannaholman Will the 21st century be revealed to be a massive prank at the end of today?

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party That's to be expected. :)

@JoshJers@mastodon.gamedev.place Not a good idea to remove your skin and internal organs before going to bed.

@ricci@discuss.systems Giving them Latin titles might help with that, too. :)

@guenther @rkd993 @TOrynski Hm, that might be a good idea to remember for the future.

@MarkAsser@beige.party No more pomegranate compote (I had that in Georgia, until I discovered cherry compote - much better).

@CarveHerName@mstdn.social I found out about her from my grandparents (one of whom came from a mixed Australian-NZ background), who also lived in Port Macquarie (from the late 1980s to the late 1990s).

@firstdogonthemoon@aus.social Hmm, it makes me think that the people promoting nuclear power might be wolves in human costumes. :)

@kentparkstreet1 I went to school with someone named Michael Jackson. After a while he got fed up the with the jokes. It was the same for George Washington, a friend of my father's.

@firstdogonthemoon@aus.social The NSW government being brilliant again.

@timbray You need the seal of approval. :)

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey And the less well known movie, "Eggstreme Ops"

@dwillanski We look forward to your next album: 'Dental Hygiene Unplugged' :)

@tobestewart@mastodonapp.uk My Doppelgängers in the other ones would be probably as bewildered as I am in this one.

@stevegis_ssg I'd never thought I'd ever see the day when the Pope was the progressive one.

@maxleibman So all that nonsensical corporate BS is in fact meaningful information in code.

@gregthemiller Or my pretended obliviousness.

@MarkAsser There are quite a lot of them, though.

@JoshJers@mastodon.gamedev.place Look at the mess you've made.

@MarkAsser@beige.party It sounds like you want this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juk_(Korean_food)

@donni@mastodon.social Being mad at other people is easier.

@schnabel@mastodontech.de They had to make a sign for that?

@hrefna some of their patients might be quite elderly :)

When I think or say 'when the weather improves', I mean when it gets colder and starts raining a lot.

@donni@mastodon.social "That shouldn't take long and then I'll be ready for sleep" :)

@AnthoDerv@famichiki.jp Icelandic makes up some interesting words to avoid them: 'skriðdreki' (crawl-dragon) for 'tank'.

@donni Birds apparently have a thing for worms. Except Owls, who'd rather stay up late than bother with getting worms. You'd think the worms would have cottoned onto this by now and would sleep in.

@newsthump Muttering 'but it moves', referring to Trump's hair.

@morph@oulipo.social They should have a university there.