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Firstdog Onthemoon

@firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
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hello - i'm a cartoonist at the guardian - i live in tasmania - i like all sorts of things but other different things make me cross - i discuss some of them here

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 17h ago
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A state-owned Mamdani style commnist supermarket chain that causes Colesworths to fall into the sea? Yes please! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/oct/07/a-mamdaniesque-state-supermarket-anything-that-causes-the-duopoly-to-suffer-is-good-for-me
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1w ago
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Bogong moths! Are they a sign from god? Probably. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/30/the-bogong-moths-are-back-perhaps-they-are-a-sign-that-all-is-not-lost
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1w ago
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Donald Trump unpopular? Finally! How could this have happened? We may never know. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/28/donald-trump-is-becoming-increasingly-unpopular-surely-it-must-all-be-over-soon
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3w ago
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Is AI as dangerous as they say or is it just a grift? Or both? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/16/i-used-to-think-ai-would-kill-us-all-until-the-techbro-ceos-said-ai-will-kill-us-all-and-now-im-not-so-sure
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3w ago
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If you are reading this cartoon I have been m*rdered by the Greens Political Party https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/14/you-had-one-job-the-greens-political-party-climate-change-is-distroying-life-and-you-exist-to-save-it
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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We were all fine with AI destroying the planet but now it's come for our books!? This is too much! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/31/isnt-ai-terrible-enough-already-now-they-want-to-eat-the-worlds-books
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2w ago
Prepping for the once in a thousand years El Niño? Ask a penguin! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/18/el-nino-is-supersizing-are-governments-taking-climate-change-seriously
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Privacy shmivacy! There's money to be made so stop sooking you dogooders. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/15/perverts-of-the-world-rejoice-its-metas-new-dodgy-old-mate-glasses
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1mo ago
One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/10/meme-factories-are-churning-out-pro-one-nation-ai-slop-on-facebook-im-frightened
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Sex and drugs and dice to roll? It's gambling in the lucky country. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/07/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-casino-a-nation-state-captured-by-global-betting-companies
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
On a scale of one to Dave Hughes how angry are you right now?!?! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/20/the-cost-of-everything-is-up-and-the-tiny-things-that-bring-us-a-moment-of-joy-is-down
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago
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Zohranist Mamdanism may not be your cup of tea but it's hard to argue he's not doing stuff. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/18/heres-a-list-of-things-zohran-mamdani-has-done-in-just-four-months
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Do you have a favourite invertebrate and why is it the velvet worm? Of course it is. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/10/we-say-thanks-to-all-our-selfless-spineless-pals
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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Mistreating the elderly? No! Not even if it is my dad who is a drunkard and a shameless wastrel. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/13/it-seems-old-folk-are-being-charged-for-stuff-they-cant-use-is-there-no-end-to-peoples-greed
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1mo ago
Guns! Everyone hates guns! Except all the people who own far too many of them. What are we doing? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/19/australia-was-famous-for-having-no-guns-do-we-have-a-gun-problem-now
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Deadly pathogenic bird flu? Seriously? I am really busy right now can it wait? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/06/bird-flu-seriously-can-somebody-tell-this-virus-its-really-not-a-good-time
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago
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Is humanity being subjugated to the whims of weird greedy freaks? Yes! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/29/palantir-has-released-its-terrifyingly-honest-and-pompous-plans-for-world-domination
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Cheating? Scandal? Hilarious shenanigans? It must be LOCAL CRICKET! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/29/award-winning-cricketer-first-dog-on-the-moon-on-the-latest-local-cricket-brouhaha
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
A libellous sham or a monstrous truth that the worst of humanity rush to deny. A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/26/the-state-of-israel-vs-the-children-of-gaza
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
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Hey science fans get ready to doff your caps and put the kettle on for Hug a Climate Scientist Day! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/12/hug-a-climate-scientist-today-just-dont-make-it-weird-they-are-already-dealing-with-enough
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Donald Trump's birthday!? What do you get someone who has (destroyed) everything! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/15/its-donald-trumps-birthday-what-do-you-get-for-someone-who-has-destroyed-everything
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago
Will renters be forced to eat tinned tomatoes out of a can after tax changes destroy the economy? Communism! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/01/is-albo-using-his-sinister-communist-tax-changes-to-destroy-the-housing-market
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
Will Donald Trump save the world?! What is going on? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/03/is-donald-trump-going-to-accidentally-save-the-world-what-is-going-on
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
How very rude! How rude? Very! Or is it... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/17/rudeness-manners-whatever-happened-to-being-polite
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

First Dog on the Moon (me) on the Moon! (THE MOON!) A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/10/thanks-to-artemis-ii-humanity-has-returned-to-the-moon-in-person-is-this-good-nobody-can-say

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Here is a fun cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/08/is-joy-off-the-table-have-we-lost-the-ancient-knowledge-of-how-to-have-a-jolly-time

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Nuclear power? Is it the solution to everything ever? Let's ask a wolf. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/24/nuclear-power-have-we-finally-found-a-useful-use-for-it-lets-ask-a-wolf

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

The PM is preparing to address the nation and some public transport has been made free - it's the apocalypse surely! Everyone should panic now! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/01/albo-will-speak-to-australians-on-tv-tonight-this-is-never-good

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 1mo ago
Women! Is the manosphere their fault like everything else is? We may never know. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/07/matt-canavan-feminisation-curriculum-australia
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 4mo ago

One Nation winning a whole seat to themselves! What ever will we do? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/11/prime-minister-pauline-hanson-is-this-the-inevitable-conclusion-of-our-beleaguered-democracy

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago
Are you getting diddled at the spigot? How would you even know?! Read this cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/22/are-aussies-being-fleeced-over-gas-profits-yes-what-should-we-be-doing-instead
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

How woud Guardian readers prefer the world to end? I asked them... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/17/yes-the-apocalypse-is-coming-but-which-one

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Remember when things were not as terrible? Me either. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/27/we-all-assumed-the-internet-meant-we-could-keep-watching-everything-forever-we-were-wrong

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Adorable possum at the airport goes viral? Surely there must be more to it! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/20/adorable-alert-a-tasmanian-possum-has-fallen-asleep-among-the-soft-toys-in-an-airport-gift-shop

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Nuclear war? Surely not. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/23/nuclear-armageddon-is-this-it-for-real-really

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 3mo ago
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Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Ants! I love ants but there are some ants that hate everyone. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/18/important-insect-update-the-world-is-in-turmoil-and-certain-ants-are-making-it-worse

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Is First Dog on the Moon southern Tasmania's greatest cricketer/cartoonist of the century? This award I won says yes! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/30/after-a-season-of-ups-and-downs-i-am-now-an-award-winning-cricketer

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Is it true that only JD Vance can save us all? The horror! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/13/can-the-25th-amendment-save-us-all-from-global-disaster

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

omg is this Australia's very own Brexit? No! What a stupid thing to say https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/25/lamingtons-banned-chiko-rolls-its-the-new-woke-eu-trade-deal

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Looks like lego will decide who rules the world. I did not see that coming. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/08/even-with-trumps-ceasefire-some-sort-of-global-apocalypse-is-still-on-the-cards

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Are you sick and tired of being slugged at the bowser of life? Me too! (this is a good line but does not appear in this cartoon about fuel prices soz) https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/16/petrol-is-running-out-is-it-time-to-panic-help-help

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Are your parliamentary representatives on the gear? Are they hitting the bottle? We may never know and perhaps it is none of our business anyway? Or is it? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/01/are-all-our-politicians-on-drugs-no-yet-it-is-fair-to-say-some-may-occasionally-attend-work-refreshed

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Who will save us? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/15/longer-summers-are-not-just-more-time-to-spend-eating-watermelon-no-its-far-more-sinister

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir? Not if you ask the NSW Government! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/20/wont-somebody-save-these-hundreds-of-turtles-condemned-to-death

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
Churlish oafs disrespecting Guardian readers?! I won't have it! Here is a list... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/24/being-rude-to-guardian-readers-those-uncivil-brutes-how-dare-they
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago

it was a rhetorical question - even so it was answered if you read the cartoon

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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 5mo ago
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@PhilWill thanks Phil! tell 'em i said hello
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
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@VampirePenguin no it is a terrible movie
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Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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Do you like well-reasoned arguments and pithy retorts? Well bad luck because it's time for the great climate debate hosted by disgraced breakfast flake Karl Whatsisface! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/03/its-the-debate-of-the-century-two-climate-denialists-battle-it-out-to-see-who-agrees-the-most-denialistly
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