Kierkethumbs up convincingly

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social the old nazis were socialist trope is so incredibly punchable

I hated hearing about ed sheeran even before he failed a moral test

@Nonilex@masto.ai hah he failed the no weirdos or addicts qualifiers

Piet Mondrian was admitted to the academy of arts, thank God

Denmark and the United States signed a deal about increased military presence on Greenland… which would have been the sane thing to do to begin with…. If the godking of America had been sane and not demented

@shakespearean_Insults@beige.party there you immersing donald into 400 year old plays again

@futurebird@sauropods.win 1Q84, despite boob fixation

Captain Janeway at 21

@paninid@mastodon.world Truth

@newsthump@mastodon.online robbing you under a flag is the state’s prerogative

Offering POTUS a gift

Make Elon hate the EU for a good reason for a change

@futurebird@sauropods.win if you can handle the risk stress, isn’t that a smooth way of learning to do it yourself without getting lost in agony?

@HadasWeiss@mastodon.social my remaining hopes and dreams

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social How very American of him

Winner

@Neil_Campbell@mastodon.world imagine to run there without getting mowed down by cars

@Neil_Campbell@mastodon.world damn it’s been ten years for me

The academics sacrificing at least 5 years of their careers by going on a starship to an unknown place in outer space in ”Prometheus” are probably not the best in their fields

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social mark’s bunker won’t withstand thermobaric ordnance

@pattykimura@beige.party @Techmeme@techhub.social elmo doesn’t pretend

@Dopameme@beige.party worth it

@wendynather@infosec.exchange @spiegelmama@infosec.exchange ouch

Today I saw a tow truck carrying an ambulance. It was just the saddest thing ever.

@paninid@mastodon.world ugh that was awful

”I’m too pretty to ____” Choose your own adventure

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When something similar happened in South Korea they considered the death penalty for the insurgent

@wendynather@infosec.exchange that’s so nice. Like old money, but the opposite

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social that sounds both maga and democratic communist at once

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social but i think this was a case of a breakdown and someone not getting a necessary ride (probably for budgetary reasons)

@stux@mstdn.social You have two orange cats, right? Are they derpy like people say orange cats are?

@inkican@mastodon.social omg what a pretty little squeaky

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social mostly approve?

@BrianJopek@mastodon.world i bet there are still no numbers on how many americans 45 killed with his radical incompetence during covid

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social moom, brain damage is stalking me!

I sat my ass down on a park bench next to some kind of corvid busy cleaning its plume. I told it, aren’t you the cutest. It glared at me like I was stupid and took off

”Why can’t he just shut the fuck up?” Hypothesis: literally everyone will know who no matter where in the world they live

Jimothy looks like Danny DeVito in his Penguin costume

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @Nonilex@masto.ai it doesn’t help that he’s a hypocrite loony

@doktorzjivago@mastodonsweden.se hur är klimatet?

@eunews@mastodon.social fuck em

@AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social kolektiva live up to my prejudices

@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange fraud on film 🎵

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social in that context, is fitness cardio shape or strength too?

@doktorzjivago@mastodonsweden.se låter lite småtungt ändå

@Sheril@mastodon.social oh nice