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Sinjut
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@randahl@mastodon.social We used to have that functionality when I worked in retail in the 90s - it was known onomatopoeically as the "cha ching machine".
Today is father's day in Germany and what surprises many people is that it's not a day to get together and celebrate Dad, it's actually a day where dads get a free pass to go out and get blind drunk with other papas. A strip club near me even has signs up advertising their father's day event.
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I've already picked up three hotties thanks to the Flirt Korb.
Not sure if it's getting attention in Australia but UK PM Keir Starmer may well be challenged for the top job by an MP (Catherine West) born in Mansfield, Victoria.
Challenge Keir Starmer by Monday or I will, Labour MP tells cabinet ministers. #BBCNews
I guess this is Flixtrain's way of saying they don't have air conditioning.
RIP corks in bottles.
I've found the solution to the Champagne/sparkling wine labelling problem.
Simply add a drop of Champagne to each bottle of sparkling wine and hey presto you have a bottle of:
"with CHAMPAGNE"
If ever an industry has lost its social licence - it's the vape industry. And in incredibly fast order. Amazing that only Australia has taken this scourge head on.
Wikipedia putting me in my place.
Chris Richardson, drink.
No doubt Starmer is toast but the BBC will have to do better than 'ministerial aides'! Has the Downing Street tea lady handed in her kettle yet?
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@tenkoman Years ago I was in Kaufland and there was a big sign above one checkout which advertised it was a sweet free checkout, intended for parents with their kids.
When I went through the checkout it was a tunnel of cigarettes including LCD screens advertising the smokes.
Australia is sick in the head from gambling. And Germany perhaps from tobacco.
Found this random mug in the tearoom at work in Germany. The Black Country is world famous.
Who knew a porcelain cockatoo was a German sportsball clan's lucky charm?
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.
From the home of The Vegetarian Butcher - a ban on advertising meat.
Finally - the reckless conduct of Ventura bus drivers is getting the international attention it deserves.
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@tenkoman@sueden.social I rather suspect I'm the first person in 36 years to touch that mug who has set foot in Doodlay (local accent).