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@robparsons@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK - born in the NHS at 312ppm.
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
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Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

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Joined November 28, 2016
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
"Burnham to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling". Bloody hell. Starmer took a few weeks to disappoint me. Burnham's done it before he's even in office. #UKPolitics
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@sarahtaber@mastodon.online "livestream" is a pretty good description for diarrhoea....
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
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@dryak@mstdn.science @axeln@norden.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run @cstross@wandering.shop a lot of food lasts great deal longer than they tell you. I'm still using (long story) four year old tins of beans and fish, and this week I snacked on a four year old bag of tarka dahl. And I'm still alive; I just checked.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@andrew@social.hodgson.io @abucci @davidgerard@circumstances.run @trantion@masto.ai @fasterandworse@hci.social I think this is a major point. And it's not just blind people. There are genuine good use cases. Sales should not be banned, but pervert uses should incur significant punishment, including deprivation of liberty. Ditto, regulation of the maker - if they're found to be using private data for their own purposes, there should be very significant fines.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@dramypsyd I do very much hope that "AI" will son be dust and ashes, and the em dash can return to its proper function.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@bleistifterin@fnordon.de @PeterLG@theblower.au @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe Em dash is the last resort. When a party of writers, grammarians, librarians, proof readers, historians, Trappists and philologists has fallen silent, just say "em dash". Several hours later the house will be trashed, several guests will be in hospital, riots will have spread through the neighbourhood and the police will have called in special forces to deal with the last proof reader holding out on the roof top. Or, check Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash#Em_dash
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

"Asked whether there were people claiming benefits who, in his view, did not need them, [Burnham] replied: “Well, I wouldn’t necessarily go straight to blaming those people." Andy Burnham is the Prime Minister we need. First politician I've heard in a long time not equivocate about this. #UKPolitics

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Just been #driving through a small town in Sussex that I visited regularly up to about twenty years ago. It was much more difficult to go through this time, much more waiting for cars coming the other way. The roads haven't changed (apart from the potholes), the cars are wider. it makes a big difference.

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social it was kind of inevitable. As a collector of US stamps, I've been quietly enjoying the fact that USPS seemed to have avoided trumpification. "Quiet" because I didn't want to draw attention to it. But it was pretty much certain to happen sooner or later. Sooner or later Trump is going to touch eveeything and turn it to shit.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@TallSimon @dryak @axeln @davidgerard @cstross ha ha, no. We've been keeping a stock, and we still are, but it's got a bit disorganised, hence the long dates on some of them.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I propose a new unit, the "Orban", equivalent to 16 years ie the time required to amass a big enough fortune not to need to bother with politics any more. #Hungary #Europe #politics

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@marnanel that is genius.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

I've just finished Robert Nozick's Anarchy, State and Utopia. The final paragraph is inspiring. Pity the rest of the book didn't live up to it. #philosophy

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@TimWardCam@c.im 😂
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online oooh, something new to play with.....
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@twobiscuits@graz.social @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us they also haven't spent the last forty years politicising aka wrecking what used to be a very effective organisation.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk oh yes, love it.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk that's been my thinking for a long time. let them take money from whoever they want, but don't let them vote on anything they have a financial interest in. Think of all those Tory landlords who couldn't vote on anything to do with housing.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"If you registered for Internet Banking before 1999 you won’t be able to change your User ID until January 2014." Oops. Only 12 years out of date.

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@anton @Em0nM4stodon every word of this.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

@jackcole@mstdn.social @dalfen@mstdn.social I really chuckle at the photos they post regularly of his acolytes laying hands on him in the White House. He clearly doesn't know what to do, whether to try to look holy or statesmanlike or what, and his face is an absolute picture.

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@vagina_museum well done.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@jorijn @jwildeboer in the spirit of WYSIWYG, we should designate this WGACA. (Just in cae that's too obscure, it's What Goes Around Come Around.)
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@kline@mastodon.sdf.org @cstross@wandering.shop this is relatively recent; the first post on the live stream is 8.14 this evening. A bit late to the party, but at least they came
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@jacobyaudio@techhub.social forgive yourself; we're all human, we all have a limit.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@arensb @dramypsyd I was thinking wishfully, but with my rational mind I think what you say is accurate. I am more scepical about genAI having uses that justify the costs, but I'm sure there are some once those who care about the financing stop having wet dreams about it.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Currently reading Nozick's Anarchy, State, and Utopia.

"[X and Y] are more interesting questions, but concerning these I have nothing especially interesting to say."

If only all philosophers were this self aware. #philosophy

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange doesn't it also depend on who they bite? For example, if they bite a vegan, they are still vegan, maybe. If they bite Trump, they might still be vegan because he contains no substance known to biology.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@kimlockhartga @johnefrancis Cockwombles. Fartlepants. Dithermump. Chumpface. Turniphead.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
@ApostateEnglishman I want to double favourite that.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st @cassana@the-crossroads-inn.com @afewbugs@social.coop you got wallpapered, didn't you
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop yup, that's me too. Though more like 500 words a day. Still they're high quality words 😂
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 14mo ago
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@kdacar @kbsez @mdiluz I agree with that. I take comfort in the notion that "AI" also stand for Artificial Insemination, which is quite appropriate really. *edited for typos
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 14mo ago
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@mdiluz if only there were more than one star I could give this post.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
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@Steveg58 @holothuroid maybe ftc;cr - font too crap; couldn't read.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
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@kagan @Steveg58 @holothuroid yes, that is true. The number of people who think light grey font on white background is asthetic....e
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I answered the question correctly in my view. Silicon Valley understands consent perfectly. It just doesn't accept that it's necessary.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Here's my reaction to last week's election results from a LibDem point of view. "The most unfortunate result possible." https://www.libdemvoice.org/the-most-unfortunate-result-possible-79698.html #UKPolitics

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@ecosimon and duly copied.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

"This UN resolution did not settle the reparations debate. It exposed who wants the wealth from #slavery to remain history’s most profitable amnesia. And it reminded the world that justice delayed is not justice denied." https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/apr/08/slave-trade-uk-eu-ghana-un-resolution-slavery #ukpolitics

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@Thoreau and what if your ancestors were serial killers? 🤔
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Easter Day is an appropriate day to finish reading "Cave In The Snow" an account of the life of Tensin Palmo. She says at one point: "It's a poverty of our time that so many people can't see beyond the material".

And then: "To my mind the contemplatives and the solitary meditators are like lighthouses beaming out love and compassion on to the world". #buddhism

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

It's interesting that every one of the thousands of newspaper photos of Farage shows him with his enormous gob wide open in a great guffaw, and usually with a pint in his hand. Until now, when they've all scurried to find pics of him looking worried. I wonder why? #UKPolitics

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I've just seen Peatbog Faeries described on Youtube as "Americana, Blues, Country". What????? #PeatbogFaeries

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@neuronakaya@mastodon.social well and truly by the look of it. 😞
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@sizzle "I am shocked, shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment."
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

I've jus set up a ko-fi shop. Man, that was exhausting.

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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 38mo ago
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@SkipHuffman@astrodon.social @jeffowski@mastodon.world the Bible's already done that.
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rob @robparsons@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Ladybirds doing what ladybirds do together on my car windscreen at up to 50 mph. They only fell off when I stopped the car. They must have monster suckers on those little feet. #insects

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