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Steve Woods

@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
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Semi-retired linguist and self-taught geek. Pro-EU, pro-open source. Undocumented naturalised Bristolian. Unapologetic left-winger and republican.

995 Followers
1137 Following
50 Posts
Joined February 01, 2023
Website:
https://www.slwoods.co.uk/
Location:
/home/wood5y
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
Not loyalists, but religious bigots with bowlers and brollies. PS: I thought political uniforms were banned. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/27/tense-standoff-loyalist-march-portadown-protesters-block-route
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Why is this man not being charged with endangering life at sea? #Racism #Fascismhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/22/far-right-activist-daniel-thomas-slashes-dinghy-with-blade-while-rescue-worker-onboard
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
Replying to
@pthane@toot.wales @John_Loader@ohai.social @alexf24@mstdn.social @nobrainnopain@social.tchncs.de @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @tiggy@mastodonapp.uk @Fasgadh@mastodon.scot Switching to metric was first suggested in the 1860s. Changing the currency to the decimal system was seen as an initial stage to metrication and even that took over a century after that recommendation.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
#ReformUK = cruelty personfied. "A café owner who served up free meals to hungry children after food vouchers were removed has been told he will be reported to police by a Reform council leader. Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook in Hastings, stepped up after East Sussex County Council decided not to issue school holiday meal vouchers to struggling families over the summer. He has criticised the move, which he branded “shameless”, accusing the council of turning its back of children in poverty." #UK_politicshttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/reform-uk-meal-vouchers-police-37494875
Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops
Daily Mirror

Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops

EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after they named him in criticism when school holiday meal vouchers were stopped

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
#R4today had yet another rich man, 'Sir' Jim Ratcliffe, advocating making poor people poorer. The BBC really needs to stop giving these monsters a platform just because they have money.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
Outrage as East German town bans Holocaust ‘stumbling blocks’ . #CDU #AfD #Stolpersteine #Heidenauhttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/26/europe/german-town-holocaust-stolpersteine-backlash-intl
edition.cnn.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2w ago
Replying to
@kdraven The Jebb sisters' work is remembered in their home town of #Ellesmere.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
There's nothing 'essential' [sic] about a disposable barbecue, you muppets! #BadJournalismhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/disposable-bbq-tesco-asda-ban-b3027116.html
The British summer essential being banned from some parks and beaches
The Independent

The British summer essential being banned from some parks and beaches

Some councils have banned the use of disposable BBQs on council-owned parks, beaches and other public spaces

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"NHS England has admitted that a data protection document inaccurately stated who could access patient information, failing to disclose that Palantir staff could view identifiable data held within part of its Federated Data Platform." #NHS #Palantirhttps://www.theregister.com/public-sector/2026/07/29/nhs-england-rapped-over-inaccurate-palantir-patient-data-disclosure/5280233
NHS England rapped over inaccurate Palantir patient data disclosure
theregister

NHS England rapped over inaccurate Palantir patient data disclosure

Privacy guardian warns public trust quickly erodes when supplier access comes as a surprise

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Dodgy Don allegedly drops economic harm claim against BBC. He's obviously got something to hide... #MakeAmericaGrateAgainhttps://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-emergency-motion-bbc-lawsuit-financial-records-1812863
Donald Trump Allegedly Drops Economic Harm Claim to Block BBC From Inspecting His $10 Billion Business Trust
International Business Times UK

Donald Trump Allegedly Drops Economic Harm Claim to Block BBC From Inspecting His $10 Billion Business Trust

Donald Trump has filed an emergency motion to pause a court order requiring the release of financial records in his $10 billion lawsuit against the BBC over January 6 coverage.

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
14 peaceful protesters arrested at Palestine Action demonstration outside #Bristol Prison. https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/14-peaceful-protesters-arrested-at-palestine-action-demonstration-outside-bristol-prison/
bristol247.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Bullshit klaxon. "A police force using live facial recognition near a young people’s festival insists the controversial technology is “not mass surveillance or mass data capture”, but is being used to keep people safe." #surveillancehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/boardmasters-festival-facial-recognition-newquary-devon-b3027787.html
The Independent

Broadmasters Festival: Police back use of controversial live facial recognition

Devon and Cornwall Police will use the technology for the first time to conincide wtih Boardmasters Festival in Newquay this weekend

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mas.to/@therightarticle/116988188759385055 US forces are like vampires. Once invited in, they never want to leave and will abuse one's hospitality. Oversexed, overpaid and over here in the UK since 1942.
mas.to

Michael: "Burnham urged to do the ‘right thing’ and end US …" - mas.to

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.scot/@LaChasseuse/116958043551926886 English colonialism is alive and well.
mastodon.scot

Lilly Hunter: ""Burnham rules out 'further referendums' with dev…" - mastodon.scot

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Auntie skewers the Mango Mussolini. "Trump’s lawyers are also trying to dodge the forced release of his financial records by limiting the scope of the lawsuit. Alejandro Brito, a Trump lawyer, told Lett on Tuesday that he intends to amend the current complaint, according to Politico. The amended complaint will say the documentary only caused reputational damage, rather than undermining his businesses, making the financial disclosures unnecessary." #MakeAmericaGrateAgainhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/21/trump-financial-details-bbc-lawsuit
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@RussCheshire@mastodon.scot @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk What you describe in your first paragraph can be encapsulated by the term corporate welfare.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@christineburns@mastodon.green @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk @artnacrea@mastodon.ie @elCelio@mastodon.uno All my adult life, I've regarded the south east as strange and degenerate.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@suearcher@toot.wales @spytfyre@mastodon.scot And the criticism is well deserved. Amateur human beings.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"Matthew Torbitt, a prominent political commentator who once described himself as “Britain’s favourite lefty”, pleaded guilty to two counts of fraud by false representation at a hearing at Thames magistrates court on Monday." Never even heard of him... #GBeebies #fraudhttps://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/jul/27/gb-news-pundit-matthew-torbitt-admits-committing-while-labour-aide
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Abolishing standing charges for gas, electricity, etc. would have shown you really cared about putting more money in people's pockets, Mr Burnham. Abolishing the 5% VAT rate was mere tokenism.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"Construction work has begun on a railway track running between Bristol and Portishead, which will allow passenger trains to run on the line for the first time in 60 years. The £196m project will create two new stations, at Pill and Portishead, connecting them with Parson Street, Bedminster and Bristol Temple Meads in a 25-minute, hourly service." #Bristolhttps://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/work-begins-on-train-track-between-portishead-and-bristol/
bristol247.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@PabloMartini@climatejustice.social I would prefer a punitive tax on private jets.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to on lgbtqia.space
@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @christineburns@mastodon.green @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk @artnacrea@mastodon.ie @elCelio@mastodon.uno And getting darker by the day.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @christineburns@mastodon.green @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk @artnacrea@mastodon.ie @elCelio@mastodon.uno I too was born in the Midlands between the Potteries and Shrewsbury.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
'Police say they will "not tolerate criminality, disorder or hate of any kind".' So why are you letting the #fascists and #racists assemble in the first place, Mr Plod? #Bristolhttps://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/police-issue-stern-warning-ahead-11097207
Police issue stern warning ahead of planned protests
Bristol Live

Police issue stern warning ahead of planned protests

A far-right protest will be met by a counter-demonstration this weekend

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
People of Britain, you *will* work until you drop dead! https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/07/english-primary-schools-to-be-told-to-identify-children-at-risk-of-future-unemployment
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Deluded.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Price of olive oil expected to rise again as European crops feel the heat. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/aug/04/price-olive-oil-expected-rise-again-european-crops-heat-drought-wildfires
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk @alex_p_roe@mastodon.world The good chaps element of the uncodified constitution is an anachronism. The only time the country has had a codified constitution was during the Commonwealth following the English Civil War. It dates from 1653 and was called the Instrument of Government. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrument_of_Government
en.wikipedia.org
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@robchapman@ohai.social +1 :)
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
"According to the official plans, the bridge from Torre Faro to Villa San Giovanni in Calabria would be the world’s longest suspension bridge, with a central span – the distance between the two main supporting towers – of 3.3km. Its deck would carry six traffic lanes, two service lanes and two railway tracks. No suspension bridge with a comparable span exists. (The closest is Japan’s Minami Bisan-Seto Bridge, opened in 1988, with a main span of 1.1km.)" https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/22/sicily-italy-bridge-plans-strait-of-messina
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@tiggy@mastodonapp.uk Don't forget that the BBC has also been the biggest media cheerleader for Farage over the years.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
A Tony Blair tribute act. Burnham = #tRrump's poodle where use of US bases in UK for attacks on #Iran is concerned. Some people never learn.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to on lgbtqia.space
@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @christineburns@mastodon.green @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk @artnacrea@mastodon.ie @elCelio@mastodon.uno Great word; accurate too. :)
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
If there's no increase in the personal allowance, pensioners will soon be paying income tax on their state pensions. You're a coward, Burnham! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/andy-burnham-live-updates-tax-bus-policies-uk-cabinet-b3019250.html
independent.co.uk
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space A friend of mine usehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bristol-car-crash-attempted-murder-b3029989.htmld to teach the online journalism module for UWE's media studies degree course. He used to despair at the low standard of English his students exhibited.
independent.co.uk
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Von der Leyen: brown people go home! #Ceuta https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/03/stronger-eu-borders-physical-barriers-ceuta-von-der-leyen
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"In the annual guga hunt, up to 2,000 gannet chicks are killed over a 10-day period on the uninhabited Hebridean island of Sula Sgeir, 40 miles north of Lewis and Harris. NatureScot, which is responsible for licensing, refused to allow this year’s hunt to go ahead, citing a potential “adverse impact” on gannet populations according to new modelling." https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/03/scottish-seabird-hunt-cancelled-for-first-time-in-400-years
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"Continuously wooded since at least 1600, Oaken Wood is a plantation on ancient woodland site (paws), which means it is the site of an ancient forest that has been replanted. For centuries it has been worked as a sweet chestnut coppice, with whole sections felled in rotation, allowing the stumps to regrow." #Kent #ReformUKhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/30/oaken-wood-ancient-woodland-kent-quarry-expansion-reform-council
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
First Jodrell Bank, now particle physics. I know the country needs more sparks and brickies, but cutting funding to high-end science is ill-advised, myopic and will ultimately backfire.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
I bet Burnham's never heard of the heptarchy. #devolution
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space I'd never have known. :) I like go point out that my parents who both left school in rural Norfolk in the 1940s wrote English to higher standard than today's journalists.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
"The reforms require authorities to limit the number of councillors on their planning committee to 13 and only allow planning applications to be decided by the committee if they meet a strict criteria [sic]." A criteria? FFS! #BadEnglish #BadJournalismhttps://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/local-news/stalinist-planning-permission-reforms-condemned-11068728
bristolpost.co.uk
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@GrumpyOldFart@expressional.social @ShredderLivesOn@mastodon.scot Quite. Soon to replace all other classes of crime.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space The teaching of English hasn't improved in the 50-odd years since I left secondary school.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Data centres should be sent to the back of the queue. People need electricity first. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/29/datacentre-projects-fees-grid-access-connection-queue-ofgem
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Auntie has found the most sensitive part of the Mango Mussolini's anatomy... "Donald Trump’s legal team is making an 11th-hour attempt to block a court order that would grant the BBC access to the president’s financial records, as part of his multibillion-dollar lawsuit against the British broadcaster." #MakeAmericaGrateAgain #tRumphttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/05/trump-bbc-lawsuit-financial-records
theguardian.com
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ShredderLivesOn@mastodon.scot One thing that concerns me is that someone authorised the handover of the case to counter terrorism police. I wonder who that was as it has never been disclosed.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space I'm underwhelmed already, unlike the commentariat.
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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
Burnham to give councils more powers to block vape and betting shops. He's shutting the door on an empty stable. The horse vanished ages ago. On my local 'high street', it's not vape and betting shops that predominate, but hot food takeaways. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/10/burnham-to-give-councils-more-powers-to-block-vape-and-betting-shops
theguardian.com
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