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@pa@hachyderm.io
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Dad, old-time low-level dev, hardcore white-hat hacker. Voted most likely to read shellcode in lieu of a morning newspaper.

Jack of all trades, Master (M.Ing) of one.
Neurospicy, #actuallyautistic and proud of it.

Born at 320ppm.

Melting metal for pleasure, servers for money.

257 Followers
276 Following
46 Posts
Joined November 15, 2022
This shouldn't be a hot take:
{homo,trans}phobia is terrorism, not "phobia".
Pronouns & pronominals:
He/him/'pa/bruh/♾️/they/∴
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 1w ago
Boosted by @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ObClassic: when the top language scholars descend into bad puns... « En vérité, dit un jour à M. Villemain un des quarante, ne trouvez-vous point qu'Alfred de Musset s'absente un peu trop ?

  • Vous voulez dire s'absinthe un peu trop. »
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social He's the one making sure the vial gets broken regardless of quantum state, causing all attempts at validating the theory to fail. Otto set back physics by 91 years.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "But I get that for free with the 'dillos!"
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space My youngest bypassed age verification on a site. When I asked what he did, "oh! I just took the picture of an npc from the Internet." I'm proud of my kids. 😁
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@beaiouns@is.nota.live @theorangetheme@en.osm.town @alice@lgbtqia.space had kids, can confirm. 🤣
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@darthnull@infosec.exchange @bruce@darkmoon.social @bob_zim@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange adjacent to this, is the old-school convention for various tools' cli to accept "!" as a command to start a subshell. You can still find it in mail/mailx, and vi/ed, for example: type :!ls from vi to list your files, or type "!more saved.txt" from mailx to view a file. Pretty sure this is what inspired the "!!" incantation. One thing that looked like magic to me on modern bash, was the Ctrl-R keystroke: it puts you in a reverse-search mode. Type part of any command in your history to bring back that command in readline/edit mode. Ctrl-R again for the next hit.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
Oh no. My all-time favourite remote desktop tool that I've been using for well over 15 years, @NoMachine@mastodon.social , went from full-altruistic to full-Evil last week, by switching to a yearly subscription model. 🤢 Time to transition the whole house to a new remoting platform... 😭 What are y'all using nowadays for remoting / using headless machines? #RemoteAccess #SysAdmin #LinuxAdmin #SelfHosted
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@rbmath@mathstodon.xyz /me being polled: "Well I'm a scientist! How famous do they need to be before I can name them?" *rolls eyes* 100% agree, that's a poll for Reader's Digest at best. @Sheril@mastodon.social
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@hrefna I hope you insist on being served in Middle English, with an appropriate display of decorum.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@Lazarou@mastodon.social Nicely explains why it keeps "corrupting" its receivers...
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

White male privilege is also this: you get "educated" instead of getting charged with Federal Wildlife protection offenses. Because #whitemaleprivilege is more important than laws.
https://lakecowichangazette.com/2026/04/23/individual-educated-after-forcing-goslings-off-4th-floor-of-b-c-apartment/
#kelwona #bc #Wildlife #canada

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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Works with children as well!
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@samiamsam@mastodon.social @PhoenixSerenity@beige.party Always choose the bear. Always.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@wq@vim.wtf @mitten@social.lol @bendaubney@social.lol
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Tired: pool shark Wired: pool kitty.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Just gonna drop this here... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning
en.wikipedia.org
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@alice Clearly she was intimidated by fame. 😁
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 🤣🤣🤣🤔😭😭😭
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Needs a Clippy! (I'd see it well as a paperclip with googly eyes, held by one of those long-gone phone charms)
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Oh I might've missed something... what's that thing about an AI picture? Edit: Oh wait, must be the Doctor Jesus post. Or any of the slop he blurts out in his sleep.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Spelin is important, peepl!
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@maj@cosocial.ca Why does it sound ominous that "*today* this is just a test." Is there something they would like to say? 😳🤡
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Nickiquote Pfft... curse those so-called "health advices" no one can really afford.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@karen@floss.social Congrats! The extra effort is an awesome lesson. I've been lazier, and taught my grade-school kids the art of burner phones.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Boosted by @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social omg this. I have a folder named "files hijacked by onedrive - clean this up" for Reasons.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99 solid! 🤣🤣
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Viss We've reinvented natural selection! 🏆
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@starkraving666 don't let her hear you *thought* that... @darth_hideout
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Monas @brettezeleliquide Pas besoin de courant, tourne le volant 3 tours et on a de la lumière 20 secondes!
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@octothorpe @wonderfox_dev I see we have the same veterinary references! 😂
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@i0null @AlZheimer best dreamz, on lap while being serenaded. Bring food.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Vandalism, of course.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That green and yellow? No way it's 1980, more Clockwork Orange vibes. I call shenanigans. 😉
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Been there a few times, can confirm. But apparently even *that* ended up half-arsed.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Zotmeister Will Robinson shot first. @ColinTheMathmo @vantablack
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@clickhere@mastodon.ie @frauxirah@chaos.social @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt /me not having a clue where this was going: "Goddammit!" 🥲
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@starkraving666 Dude knew what he was doing. 😁
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@hal_pomeranz Dealing with people who've been burned and are willing to learn from their mistakes: priceless. @da_667
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social @twobiscuits@graz.social I wasn't rich enough for those, but even Mozilla Composer was doing a pretty fine job. Think about it, draw your click regions, click a button, and *poof* you got you 54 segmented images with associated html formatting and hypertext links generated for you. Not we got, uh... React? 🤢
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@Benhm3@mastodon.social a reverse image search finds me this: https://docs.twistedthrottle.com/article/104-gen2-connector-pinout
docs.twistedthrottle.com
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Tough choice... Solid 4 vibes this morning, then 8 took the lead. Still unsure what the evening reserved for me. 🤣
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@ancientjames@mastodon.social omg pinholes... that's so simple it's brilliant. I was trying to figure out how you could've done directionality and my mind went straight to ulexite, and I was thinking... wait, you can't make that into a bendable panel, can you? 😂 @commanderred@chaos.social
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@libramoon In Charlie Brown's voice: Auuuugh! (j/k, I try not to miss any occasion myself. Some kids hate me for it.) @Alice
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@hal_pomeranz It's never a good time nor appropriate to mention that Luddite, but re-reading the Unabomber's manifesto in this age of ChatGPT hits hard. He passed away in his jail cell, when ChatGPT was announced, with a rope/bedsheet around his neck.
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'Pa :vim: @pa@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@recursive@hachyderm.io Eek! Crystals can get prion diseases now! 😬
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