Ben Daubney 
Oxfordshire, UK • Finds stories in data • Opinions my own, etc • He’s just this guy, you know?
🫨 Overcame the stupid cold I had well over a week ago but have a very annoying, very persistent, very tickly cough that refuses to budge.
🪚 Got to the point with an annoying Ikea build where I swore loudly, got out the jigsaw, and just started cutting crude holes that means this task will be over.
Flicked over to #Eurovision where a banner came up asking people to engage with the contest on Instagram, Facebook, Roblox (!), and Zoop.
…I’m now so out of the loop I’m learning of new social platforms from flipping Eurovision.
A short post about the 1997 HP virtual pet that caused my IT teacher to ban printer use at lunchtimes:
https://bendaubney.com/mopy-the-virtual-pet-that-was-an-environmental-disaster/
Me: *renames a folder on my desktop*
Windows 11: *crashes*
What a terrible OS it has become.
In the extremely unlikely event that you're planning to go on a Virgin Voyages cruise AND you're trying to make sense of the bid-to-upgrade system... boy, do I have a blog post for you.
https://bendaubney.com/understanding-virgin-voyages-level-upgradebidding-system/
This is a summary of eighteen months of careful observation and deduction. Feels like useful knowledge to get out onto the web even if it's pretty niche.
🚨 The very cute, very silly, £5-a-go neon-or-white Ikea bluetooth speakers are now available in the UK 🚨
https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/kallsup-portable-bluetooth-speaker-pink-00604694/#content
If you're feeling saucy, 100 of them can be daisychained together. Tempting.

