EvilCat

Green transgender representation.

Kids are smart.

I just discovered Schrödingers nonbinary person. Person is fine with both he/him and she/her pronouns but the moment you use one they automatically change their pronouns to the opposite.

If 'protect the dolls' is used to protect trans women only logical conclusion is 'protect the action figures' as a catchphrase for trans men. But what about nonbinary people? Protect Lego?

I have 25 years of life left. I installed countdown app and it says 24 years 355 days and counting.

What the fuck. I searched 'fat32' on tiktok because I was curious about that file system and to see what videos are there and I got videos about autism instead. What does that mean?

When in doubt, blame Netanyahu.

Damn CIA is doing field trip with the invent of TikTok.

@fkftsh@fkft.sh 9/11 is gonna be 2nd January A.K

Ok, this is so fun. There is some dude Dean Withers on tiktok who is like liberal or leftist or something not entirely sure and he debates MAGA on politics. And there are people who are calling him from shower. Like they call him and you can hear water swirling and splashing. So funny.

Bluesky Democrats hating on DSA are doing very bad job at portraying DSA as bad.

Can I bite evil lady that live in UK somewhere? Please 🥺

Those who own knowledge, own humanity. If you own knowledge you own history, now and future. Knowledge is kept in books, those who own books own the knowledge. They dstroy a book you destroyed knowledge it contains. Books and knowledge should be owned by whole society - should be seen as public good. #FuckAI #FuckCapitalism

"I was born in 19-.." Yeah, yeah gramps what happened to your pet t-rex?

Mashallah

So like apparently it needs to be added that ACAB in fact includes thought police.

I bought a property in Egypt and what they did? They sold me the property.

You know situation is fucked up when you get job opportunity scam messages.

Send dudes.

Btw, I am just a brain in a jar in someones basement somewhere in Tunguska region.

YAOI romance.

Estrogen and redbull combination. You gain breasts AND wings. How cool is that?

I want to eat cheetos now, what's the fastest and cheapest way from Croatia to White House?

you're nonbinary. like what, unary? no, okay. so like... octal? decimal? hexadecimal? what are we talking here. what numeral system are you.

When I turned 20 they put me in a trunk and dropped me in river when I was trained by a Poseidon himself how to become adult.

I personally talked to every single aborted fetus in history of abortion and they all said the same thing "Kill humanity, destroy earth!"

I miss that kind off misery The kind where you were nice to me But only in The evening so I ask am I just dreaming

I got bored so I uploaded my first story to ao3. Might continue writing, or might not idk

Shrek Movie in Minecraft using cushions https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIauqvqEszM&list=RDmIauqvqEszM&start_radio

Mfw we got GTA 5 before GTA 6

@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space damn. I tried making joke and messed up.

Mickey is a nickname, nicknames are for friends and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

A girl who is a boy named Tom.

I searched me core on tiktok and got a video that repeats 'there are bugs under your skin, dug them out' sound. Is this good?

Should I change my name to February to keep a tradition of trans women naming themselves with month names?

I started the fire.

Should I shave George Bush?

So apparently, African wildlife is more scared of humans chatting than lions roaring.

First time trying dr pepper. This shit is diabetes, 355ml and has 39g sugar.

MILF – Millennial I'd Like to Fuck.

@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space I discovered screenshot on bluesky at first I thought it was 400mg which like probably bit much but could see feasible but 4.5 grams???? 4chan will always find a way to self harm.

Glegle

I was born in the year 21 A. L. (After LeBron)

Hey grok, can you give me password for @hitlerrizzler69 x money account?

Holy shit, Estro Junkies is so interesting to read.

@nethack@transfem.social meow

Imagine samsung galaxy hardware but Google pixel software.

@robinadams@mathstodon.xyz Could black mold zombify her, please mold evolve the ability to zombify her please

Men who hate hip dips are ungrateful and deceitful.

"a trans girl peed here and nothing happened" chest tattoo