🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔

@stux@mstdn.social I'm slightly hijacking this thread: If you are new to the #fediverse or just unfamiliar, this is an #admin warning fellow admins who to #block. Seems obvious right? You might make the comparison that it's one restaurant warning other fellow restaurants who to refuse service to. Not quite. People like me who are on small private instance *STILL* benefit. I cannot thank @stux@mstdn.social and many other admins enough for the service they provide to EVERYONE, even if he's not *my* actual admin.

Ok so I’ve made a decision. I don’t want to eat a billionaire. That sounds fucking awful, maybe worse for me than it is for them. I’m just going to do this the American way: cook them, put them in the fridge for a week, and then throw them out.

@cjust@infosec.exchange @aspeed@lgbtqia.space First Trump bans CNN and now this.

I did t make a big deal out of it today, don’t even think I mentioned it on here. Today’s my birthday and I’m dealing with some pretty difficult family stuff. And some of its challenging and family dynamics and some of it sucksucksucks. But you guys are such good people. Better than friends, closer than family. The family I always wanted. Thanks for spending today on the fediverse with me and I hope you realize how special each and every one of you are. <3

@vicfroh@mastodon.social Oof I gotta tell you, if you feel that way about Catholocism, wait till you try MAGA US Southern Baptist White Republican Jesus.

@stux@mstdn.social Boost your fediblocks, hug your admins, make sure you give them ABSOLUTELY NO SHIT (if you don't like your admin, just move -- you can and you have choice!), and give them money when you can. Thanks fediadmins, hugs to the community.

@John_Loader@ohai.social @cjust@infosec.exchange @aspeed@lgbtqia.space I can tell you, the Americans who are still struggling to make sense of his popularity feel the same way.

@luckytran@mastodon.social @benroyce@mastodon.social See also: Trump wants to bulldoze Kennedy center now? So so stupid.

@maxleibman@beige.party @LibertyForward1@beige.party It took me a second to realize that these posts were unrelated.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Hahahaha! “Why are you so fuckin awkward bud.”

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 🤣

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social So apparently it’s not the official website, just a decoy. No one’s taken responsibility for it yet; naturally republicans blame democrats though. 🤷

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @samiamsam@mastodon.social Thank god we’re not going to use this as the base blueprint for massive accelerated water use for datacen… oh wait.

@donni@mastodon.social We’ve definitely all had sex.

@Alice@beige.party Right on top of a nazi swastika?

@Mrfunkedude@beige.party @Taweret@timeloop.cafe 100% this ^

@Sikorsky78@infosec.exchange @NuclearOatmeal@beige.party I keep winning this pin and I’m starting to think maybe it *IS* actually me. :/

@the_etrain@beige.party Aww dude this is *awesome*!!!

@RnDanger@infosec.exchange @mattblaze@federate.social Not since the emperor burned down the Forbidden City in 1514… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhengde_Emperor

@Nerde@beige.party I’ve been upset for a while. I’ve been mad for the last 10 years but right now I’m fucking livid. This, all of THIS, is fucking atrocious. Grifters. Liars. Thieves. Egotistical fuckwads all of them. Twisting themselves in knots talking about family values and Christianity. Swine! Filth!! Not my people. Righteous anger and furious rage over here.

@Alice@beige.party Ok yeah score on that then.

@Nerde@beige.party @Elleaster@ohai.social

@JackMexa4@mastodon.social @intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk @RickiTarr@beige.party Nah dude that’s homeless by choice white Republican Jesus here to teach us about the free market and to get his blonde highlights retouched.

@TheJen@beige.party @wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social Being*

@TheJen@beige.party @wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social This is amazing. Thanks for bringing a great parent. :)

So what's all this going on about some sportsball or other? Is that happening now? #usa #fifa #worldcup2026 #football #worldcup

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Sometimes I get gigglestabby...

@Nonilex@masto.ai It’s such an amazing promise. We’re failing; we have failed. Our country is a lie and a betrayal. This poem makes this old crank tear up though and will forever.

@zak@infosec.exchange @BaSinghSe@infosec.exchange Look at you two cute’ns.

@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org Bucketlist: pee in the "wrong bathroom" in Idaho

@fesshole@mastodon.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Winning also means that the light that was forgotten and left on is the losers responsibility to go turn off. You know, since it’s now apparent with all the proximal lights off.

Oh oh oh wait I got this… HIS GOOSE IS NOT VALUED https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/117017575681578474

@Nonilex@masto.ai Honestly that’s kind of a bellwether of mine. Someday a politician is going to suggest that it be removed because it’s “not our values,” a maga whack or maybe (shudders) whatever a neo-maga will be, and whether or not that gains popularity will signal that the country is in fact completely dead as a structure and system.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social For my scenario she’s already got one tiddy out. Oh right, and I’m straight.

@rooster@beige.party @SonOfManagement@beige.party Learned recently Jesus doesn’t even have a license.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social the birds and the beooooooohmigod

@phillycodehound@indieweb.social For $75/hr plus expenses I will come to your home and read in a designated area for up to four hours.

@Ninji@wuffs.org You’re asking the secret recipe for coke and I’ll never tell 😜

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Govern?!? They can’t even ice cream. Like the bar is so so low right now…

Joining the meeting from the (active) road in your new Tesla while you're fully reclined and hands-off just kinda doesn't make me feel that good about you. :/

@Nerde@beige.party How can the GOP be ok with this naked level of pay to play? They fucking crucified Clinton over even the light appearance of pay to play and that was via donations to a goddamn charity. They fucking crucify Pelosi for a series of approximately 250 stock trades in the entirety of her tenure, Trump made TENS OF THOUSANDS of trades in a goddamn year. As sarcastically as I can, I’m screaming “gee, I’m starting to think this isn’t about your values, GOP…”

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Hello! Professional tech person, and amateur hamster enthusiast here. Can confirm.