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It's fascinating to watch tech companies and groups come to the Fediverse, where they have the opportunity to converse with real clients, hear their concerns, then proceed to self-immolate
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@LibertyForward1@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.
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Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.
Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.
#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns
CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; average *53* posts per day (as of 2026-08-20). You have been warned.
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Joined February 06, 2024
Location:
Hill Cumorah, Glennbeckistan, `Murka
Profile Image/Header Alt Text:
Selfie of two men in front of a lake, one adorable with maroon dyed hair and a light shirt, and the other in sunglasses and a black shirt; Header: Dumpster on fire floating on water
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Fucking hell.. I thought the summer BO was bad, someone on this bus must've heroically survived an explosion at the axe body spray manufacturing plant
The problem with sleeping is you eventually have to wake up
We dabble in the beige arts here
Airline pilots are technically bus drivers until takeoff
a) Why in the fucking bloody fuck did freezer-over-refrigerator become such a standard when we access the refrigerator portion much, much more frequently than the goddamned freezer
b) Why must the goddamned fucking freezer door handle feel like slamming your forehead into the end of a piece of goddamned fucking rebar
c) Whoever is responsible for either a) or b) should be be loaded into a fucking trebuchet and launched head-first into the corner of a fucking freezer door handle
I'm pretty sure if I had to go back to a 500-character limit, I would lose my goddamned mind
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Presumably, George Jetson was of Scandinavian ancestry, his name meaning "George, son of Jet"
Just noticed my almond milk says "Dietary Fiber less than 0g".. 🤔
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I apologize if I have any followers/mutuals at the domain referenced below, but after seeing all of the recent drama around this account it makes me uncomfortable even being federated with them. Too many red flags for me.
Seeing as how they're the instance admin for that domain, any problems would be relegated via them and I'm simply not comfortable with that so I'll be blocking the domain from me shortly.
If I lose anyone from this, I'm sorry. I've got to go with my gut on this one, even if it's melodramatic.
https://burnout.cafe/@admin/116868597965493099
The man died penniless due to his obsession with collecting birds. His last words were "I have many egrets.."
🎶 Cannabis, take me away! 🎶
"Pity, party of one, your table is ready.."
Me: "ahhh, you saved my favorite one by the window so I can gaze out at the sea of images of my horrifying past mistakes as I dine. Thank you, Gaston!"
It always amuses me that in "Total Eclipse of the Heart" suddenly sleigh bells become the primary instrument for a bit, then they fade back into the background again. It makes it briefly feel like Christmas music to me
Federated system allowing gastroenterologists to exchange and consult with one another about concerning stool samples call it Poopstagram send toot
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. (unless said medicine is metformin)"
Shameless use of doggo to shill for our #Housing #MutualAidRequest..
Really what they need to do is devise an effective way to make louvers using solar panels, adjustable via motorized/electronic means to maximize output
Trail Mix originally was when the pioneers listened to EDM send toot
I always get Bo Gritz and Bear Grylls mixed up
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I am pleased to announce that in order to remain efficient, I am testing a pilot program integrating new SAI (Screaming AAAAHHHH Infinitely) technology into my everyday activities.
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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party we could ask them, but they're probably all on a 3-month paid holiday rn
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@Steel_Virgin@eldritch.cafe You seem so fun! I'm going to go ahead and objectify you by blocking you.
@maxleibman@beige.party
jfc..
Does anyone know of a movie equivalent of bookshop.org? #AskFedi
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party look at you being the consummate professional!
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@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green I wonder what would happen to residential customers if they installed multiple, unbilled connections to the utility system
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Thank you for the replies, everyone. I love how a random, offhand thought from my inner monologue has gotten the most traction I've had in awhile on the Fedi lol
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@skeletor@mas.to this explains so much
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@TheoHR@troet.cafe say that ten times fast
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@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt 🎶 Do a little task, take a little nap, get down tonight.. 🎶
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@fesshole@mastodon.social are.. are milk teeth.. baby teeth?
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@Alice@beige.party Well that seems awfully discriminatory towards Catholics who wish to mourn their loved ones down by the sea (under the boardwalk)
Apparently I was the only person on the Fediverse who *liked* tags.pub and found it useful
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@alter_unicorn@masto.bike @LRRRonEarth@beige.party ugh. Fucking fascists ruin everything
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@CurtAdams That's brilliant. I think I'm going to start referring to AI as "The Chocolate Starfish App" @europlus
Are fish oil supplements just the modern day snake oil supplements?
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@Bfordham@infosec.exchange @schratze@todon.nl I wish I could look it up but they preemptively blocked me despite never having any interactions with them. 🤷♂️ I must've faved a post that hurt their corporate feelings
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@srol@mellified.men damn that was on point
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social Sure wish I knew what these images that aren't loading were.
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@queenofnewyork@newsie.social @fesshole@mastodon.social that's putting it mildly
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@DavidM_yeg@beige.party Ahh, yes.. but @scream@bots.robots.rodeo's toots are auto-generated; whereas my screams are 100% handcrafted from the bitterest anhedonia. We're talking so artisanal the screams are at risk of starting to wear beanies year-round and growing handlebar mustaches
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@swizzlevixen@social.lol present
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@MJmusicinears@mastodon.world trying to spill something that's for sure