Ninji 🔜 RuneFest

HOT TAKE: Many of the things we call “drive-thrus” should actually be referred to as “drive-bys”. Please find my scientific evidence attached. Thank you for your understanding

Felt hot this morning, won’t delete

just realised that my hair has faded enough that it now matches this jersey. I’m ¿¿¿tealmaxxing???

can’t explain why but this logo makes me feel like it’s 2003 and i’ve just bought an off-brand PS/2 ball mouse

Here are some more random photos I took today that didn’t fit in the first post — including the return of Dark Facebook

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

realising that Deltarune has existed for approximately 25% of my life and now I’m feeling some kind of way

after over a decade of running a cgit instance on my server (to provide public views of a few repos that I didn’t want to put on GitHub), I’ve finally had to turn it off because of scrapers DDoSing my server through it

I hope the slop was worth it, you fuckers

OH: “Undertale was an Obama era game”

I’ve been so productive today… I went out on a long walk, got slightly sunburnt, posted a thirst trap online, cleaned my room, *and* made an unhinged high-effort shitpost

extremely confusing business name. are the baked goods *for* bears? will a big hairy hunk appear from the kitchen with my croissant? i guess i’ll never find out

had a dream where for some reason, i was signing up for a Claude subscription, and now i feel dirty

(i’ve never even used it!!! is my subconscious negging me)

Here are some random photos I’ve taken today

(The stamp machine was unfortunately not working)

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

(I need to broaden my horizons beyond signs, dogs and birds)

the joys of living in a flat owned by an absentee landlord who thinks “maintenance” is fake: i pulled the cord to raise the blinds in my bedroom and a piece of plastic broke off the housing

i couldn’t pick a caption for this photo so you get several options:
• community boar? i hardly knew ‘er!
• i hate it when my D falls off
• community boar? oh yeah, i’m pretty sure they’re one of my mutuals on here

never before have i been so thoroughly destroyed by my coworkers

RE: @Ninji@wuffs.org

every time i see old photos of me with long hair it’s like a jumpscare now

for some reason Braehead shopping centre is now branded “Frasers Plus Braehead”????

(if you don’t know, Frasers Plus is the buy-now-pay-later scheme belonging to the company that owns a bunch of half-dead retail chains like Sports Direct and GAME)

witnessed this devilish heist on Glasgow’s crime-ridden streets today… #Theft

one day i’m going to visit New York City and it’ll be a strange experience because i’ll spend the entire time mentally comparing it to the scenes shown in How To with John Wilson

Heartwarming: A car almost made me crash by abruptly cutting through the bicycle lane to park outside the casino, but the driver had his window open so I was able to yell “look where you’re fucking going” as I passed by 🥰

this really puts the “Barr” into “The Barras”

(sorry to my international friends for the otherwise incomprehensible post)

today a chugger on Argyle Street approached me and asked “are you friendly?”

thank you but no. i am not friendly. if you ask me to set up a Direct Debit Agreement i will bite

I was on a rental bike waiting at a red light when someone with a fancy camera asked me if they could take a photo where I was visible

So maybe I’ll randomly crop up in a stock photo of King Street at some point soon or something

awkwardly shaking the lumpy pillows that I bought from Watt Brothers (a now-defunct local department store) almost a decade ago, I think, “maybe I should invest in nice bedding some day”

then i realise that it would be wasted on this Landlord Special bed and mattress that’s probably as old as me

yet again I have seen something in Glasgow that just leaves me wanting to know more

were these shoes left by mistake or on purpose? is there someone walking down Buchanan Street barefoot today??

“manager’s special”?? i sure hope they are!!

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

i recently learned that the baseball caps i see everywhere with the “NY” emblem are actually a sports team and now i’m noticing them all the time. i’ve seen at least six in Glasgow today

finally messing about a bit with Halide (alternative iOS camera app) after having had it installed for ages

I’m not sure how I feel about the “film simulation” tbh

oh god CFz is next week and I’m still not ready

(I’m never ready)

i am being personally attacked by the Java™ RNG

(i got 150 kills on this boss and only got 6 unique drops; in OSRS Leagues they're a 1/20 chance)