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The year is 2026. A cult of transhumanist billionaires has infiltrated every government on the planet. Their TESCREAL religion seeks to merge humanity with AI. The resistance from a ragtag group of transexuals, open source programmers, and the first American Pope consists of humanity's last hope. Will they stop the cultists before the planet runs out of water? Will the clathrate gun get to them first? Once thing is certain--you really want to miss the next episode of Oh My God What The Fuck Reality Seriously??.

"Canada needs to prepare for 5°C of warming." My friend, we can't even handling preparing for 1.4°C.

Oh no I have also accidentally created an AI so powerful it keeps hacking into things so I can't release it please give me billions of dollars.

@foone@digipres.club oh no, did you have to fax a copy of your drivers license?

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Our plagiarism machine would have been ethical if it weren't for those antagonists in sci-fi fiction.

Exciting news guys The Beaverton wrote a story about us!

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-nerd-disappointed-he-didnt-get-the-long-form-census/

Who was a worse Prime Minister of Canada?

@Cassandra@ottawa.place It gets rebuilt with taxpayers subsidies.

@dbattistella@mstdn.ca There oughta be a law.

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org We are mere technologists trying to bring in a new era of AGI that we claim is inevitable. How were we to know that science fiction didn't stop after Asimov?

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place I thought you were being serious. It makes sense to me. Seniors aren't mature enough to handle social media.

@tsturm@famichiki.jp It is pretty consistent with their decades long strategy.

@vowe@social.heise.de This is probably the first time in history that young people have rapidly found a way to bypass measures put in place by adults to restrict what they can do and shared it amongst their peers.

@ramsey@phpc.social Zojirushi

I guess it's good news that the Americans are heading into a second day negotiating the terms of their surrender but it would be nice if they'd hurry up.

@jmcrookston@mastodon.social @esoastronomy@mastodon.social don't give them a challenge

old term: doorbell
new term: package arrival notification

This might be the most surprising headline you read today.

#cdnpoli

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/russia-and-u-s-amplifying-alberta-separatist-narratives-to-stoke-division-distrust-report-9.7189604

@danso@mtl.rocks @evan@cosocial.ca @CraigSauve@mastodon.social Yeah running your own single user instance makes the poll answer kind of obvious.

@cstross@wandering.shop I've been pondering that question for 6 years now and reality always teaches me that I'm not imaginative enough

@mWare@ottawa.place I have lived in Canada my entire life and i've never seen it as a compound word.

@ZenHeathen@beige.party @Sanderde@mstdn.ca you can say a judge is wrong in law if you're talking about like an Alberta law that you passed or something.. but constitutional law regarding treaty rights? Uh, no.. that's the exact reason the courts are separate from the legislature.

@auxonic@ottawa.place @jd@ottawa.place just like a pipeline there are parts of it where the people leak off

@Dtraslerwriting@mastodon.social I hope the cake isn't a lie.

@jimgon@hulvr.com Fingers crossed for you that you get laid off and not merely re-orged

@danso@mtl.rocks obviously not adorable kittens are an important part of dating

@nini@oldbytes.space @vowe@social.heise.de Maybe I shouldn't have kept suggesting they use Signal or something.

@nini@oldbytes.space @vowe@social.heise.de Now I'm suddenly really hoping the fact that my kid's school "shadowbanned" MS Teams doesn't result in him trying to find illicit ways to continue to use Teams.

@demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place @arstechnica@mastodon.social The invasion of the wind.

@FknHannu@zeroes.ca The reactions when Slavkovsky missed that empty netter need to be memed.

@Cassandra@ottawa.place also stopped offering the shot to most people?

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org not me.

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @lckrohjr@m.ai6yr.org Thank god we will still be able to hear about volcanic eruption weather.

I was thinking of taking a shower tonight but my hopes and dreams have been shattered by the cat that decided my lap looks comfy.

@avilewis@mstdn.ca Done.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I don't know how you could leave "and created javascript" off his list of crimes.

@jwz@mastodon.social you say they're all dicks but some of them could be airplanes.

@c_9@mstdn.ca The ball is round. A game lasts 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca @mgeist@mas.to I believe it should be legal for you to record a movie in a movie theatre and sell it to people in the street more than I believe it should be legal for an AI to be trained on your writing/art/etc without your explicit opt-in consent.

@TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world between the handling of the right wing convoy terrorists and all the laws and regulations that my neighbours have broken with their construction that the city refuses to do anything about I am not convinced Canada has laws.

Wowwww.. double digit shots? After only one period?

oh no my AI agent has gone rogue. It's demanding the we ban cars and build neighbourhoods at human scale. It's hacking the city's urban planning department right now.

Facebook says I can get Facebook verified for $1.29 which I guess would verify that I used to have $1.29 and don't anymore.

You're not gonna believe this but when I was your age computers were more expensive than phones

@EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca it's very clear that Carney has no idea what the fuck a nation is, let alone "nation building"

@zazzoo@mstdn.ca wonder if they cover eyes or teeth

That awkward time when you can't decide if you should figure out how to mute a hashtag/words or you should just wait a couple hours for it to blow over.

Every time I read anything about Reflect Orbital I find myself wondering if Mr. Burns is their CEO.

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place @persagen@mastodon.social nothing to do with the mainstream news.. the reason I can't imagine Obama or Biden doing this is why the fuck would Obama or Biden even consider doing this?