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@maxleibman@beige.party You can’t spell Friday Afternoon without ‘fart fanny odor’ and if that is not an excuse to finish at lunchtime I don’t know what is.
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David Cohen
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mastodon 4.7.3Former Tech and Geek Podcaster
Think young but feel tired
I have too much stuff
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@hastar@mastodon.nu @gwynnion@mastodon.social But as we don’t have that, scolding people for car use is counterproductive. It does not promote the argument, it just makes one appear as lacking in empathy.
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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Accuracy???? Achilles was the child of a sea spirit who was (mostly) invulnerable because he was dipped in the river that leads to the underworld. He was educated by a centaur.
This is not a documentary.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social My daughter feels properly validated by your last toot, and says the toothpaste stuff looks awesome.
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@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org I’d also note that he failed in his life to speak out against the patriarchy and climate change, and that his footballing systems would have had more success if running on Linux.
Also, why didn’t you CW this post?
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @afewbugs@social.coop They have Microsoft CoPilot at work, and I got a message yesterday asking me why I wasn’t using it more, and what could they do to help!
I replied that I used it where it could be helpful (it is great for searching our document archive and the inbuilt search is pants) but that I wouldn’t use it to generate work slop. I was told that we need to use it more to get value from what we pay for it.
Fuck that.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @TheEddieShow@beige.party @miffyhelen@beige.party Nah. Two sides of a right charming coin.
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @afewbugs@social.coop That’s why they have the silk attachment. The swords have to hang there permanently because they can’t wear them.
Farage’s sword, of course, is made of platinum with a jewel-encrusted hilt. He was given it as a friendly gift by a crypto billionaire for his own personal security, and it was nothing to do with buying influence.
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@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot @Nickiquote@mstdn.social One could argue that this says as much about statistics and journalism as it does about Hollywood casting
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@FizzyDaisies@mas.to @gemmy@mastodon.social @Nicovel0@mastodon.social @cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza @lostgen@det.social They are in damage control panic, I’d assume. But really their only effective business move is to disavow the nazi, and they seem reluctant to do that.
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@maxleibman@beige.party How dare you fail to consider a complete stranger’s feelings and circumstances with your ‘humour’, Max.
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@srol@mellified.men @purplepadma@beige.party As a happily punning Dad I feel that this is the career I really missed out on
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @afewbugs@social.coop My job is technical design assurance on a multi-billion pound system development. I have to review and comment on specialised technical documentation to ensure the expensive system will work and perform when it is finally rolled out - literally lives could be lost if it fails.
This is not the place to casually throw LLM hallucinations around.
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@wendinoakland@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party Well, I am British so it is on brand for me. You’ll pick it up soon enough!
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@agreenberg@infosec.exchange @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange American companies really are trash, aren’t they? Install a device and then just not bother removing it when the product is sold?
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@gwynnion@mastodon.social Ah, but that allows them to feel superior to you because they drag their turnips to market with a bike and self-made cart.
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@wendinoakland@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party I’ll send a couple of Beefeaters from the Tower round to indoctrinate* you on the King’s English.
- by indoctrinate I mean ‘explain over a nice cup of tea’
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Turns out he enjoyed recharging with underage Roombas
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@HG@beige.party Is the lake of flaming bees available as an ornamental garden feature? Asking for a friend.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Nickiquote@mstdn.social Jesus? Where was he when they were tucking into seconds? 🤔
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@eliskunk@queer.group @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party Would you be able to buy blank stickers and then print your own design?
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange If they kick you out of the meeting that sounds like a win to me.
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@BetaCuck4Lyfe@kolektiva.social @maxleibman@beige.party According to the Merriam-Webster I recently perused, you totally are…
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@curiously@mastodon.au @Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I am intrigued by the idea of that pro-PTSD conversation. ‘So, glad you survived the coma and the liver transplant. By the way, can you rate the taste of the murder mushrooms out of 10?’
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@wydamn@social.linux.pizza @afewbugs@social.coop That’s a charitable take.
Alas, for a substantial number it’s a frightful combination of a massive empathy gap combined with an inability not to performatively mansplain.
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@mcnado@mstdn.social @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party They should totally save their money for a Trump Mobile phone.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Are you a ring stinger who travelled from there in a jar, perchance?
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@ferrix@mastodon.online @mattblaze@federate.social @adamshostack@infosec.exchange I got both of those yesterday IRL. Can confirm neither helped.
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@wesdym@mastodon.social Nothing about that shouty voice is anonymous. You can’t own the libs by going under the radar.
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@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org Immediate ban? Nah. Fine and six points on your licence the first time you get caught without insurance, and you absolutely can plead extenuating circumstances in a magistrate’s court (though I have only ever heard once or twice circumstances that justified finding them not guilty).
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@randahl@mastodon.social @FreakyFwoof@universeodon.com His terrible choice of sunglasses match his terrible choice of phone. What a knob.
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@macpsych@social.lol @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party ‘ARE YOU GOING TO KICK THE PRIME MINISTER IN THE GOOLIES AND MURDER HIS CHILDREN, HOME SECRETARY???’
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party ‘The meek shall inherit the Earth. But not you fools’
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@jayflo @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk @afewbugs@social.coop
I have some suggestions:
Mephisto
Beelzebub
Pazuzu
Azazel
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@SheDrivesMobility@norden.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Pete Hegseth will finally get the Shiny Legendary Mewtwo he needs to complete his Pokédex.
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Ironically, if it stops people relying on biased KPMG analysis that would be fairly transformative
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Lot of food in your posts this morning, Ben. Just saying. How do we know this isn’t a double bluff and you are about to launch yourself as a YouTube channel?
Benny Breadmonkey-Thompson
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Bengella Lawson
Jamie Benliver
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