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AI data centers are being subsidized so hard by the US government that our US Treasury Bond market just crashed.
Welcome to the thing we said would happen. Hope your fake robot girlfriend and inability to write your own emails was worth it.
Is it still there
One of the lambs broke an entire horn off this morning while I was gone for an overnight movie shoot.
What does the other caretaker who works here do?
Step one: do not go get the myriad of animal medicines we have into the room specifically designated for the purpose of treatments and births. BONUS: Be sure you have never read the labels on any of those medicines
Step two: allow the lamb to escape into the driveway
Step three: panic
Step four: put unwashed hands all over the painful, freely bleeding wound while still failing to control the lamb
Step five: carry the lamb so inexpertly that it bleeds all over your face and mouth. Continue panicking
Step six: put the lamb in the chicken yard. Where the chickens and their poop is
Step seven: call me, crying, and panicking
Step seven: do not listen to my instructions
Step eight: pour Stop Bleed powder all over the lamb's face, including into its eyes. Stop Bleed contains tannic acid, Ammonium Alum, ferrous sulfate, and other extremely caustic chemical irritants fully capable of blinding a mammal
Step nine: call me again while I am driving, asking why the lamb is now staggering in circles
Step ten: lie about half of the things that happened
Step 11: admit you lied but then tell me you shouldn't be expected to know these things although this is YOUR DAD'S RANCH AND YOU ARE PRIMARILY RESPONSIBLE
Step 12: say "it's just a sheep" and when I reply "I suppose it is you who will slaughter him if he goes blind. . . Since he's just a sheep."
Reply "no."
Bruh
This is probably pedantic, but to journalists covering incidents like today's shooting: "cover" isn't hiding behind a plywood and aluminum table. That's concealment. Bullets go through concealment. Cover is supposed to be bullet-stopping. Like concrete, dirt, big trees, etc.
This has been my extremely USian Ted Talk
I really wish people would stop pretending they built all their wealth by themselves
People on Substack: leave. It's polluted like X. You really can just go.
When I was a kid in the Rogue Valley, my brothers and I were raised by a single mom. It was really tough for a few of our formative years, and I recall Mom dropping us at local Christian organizations for necessarily free day care a few times.
"Don't worry about what these people say" she told me. "But don't be fooled by how nice they seem, if they seem nicer to you than to each other. There's a trick there."
The collective delusion of the christians I was forced to hang out with back then feels a lot like what I'm seeing with AI enthusiasts/believers these days. People just gleefully eating shitty biscuits and drinking box wine and then shouting hallelujah.
I am impressed by Charlie Kirk. He hasn't said anything racist in awhile
You know, I was a real asshole a couple times in my life, and I was even a bit of a divisive political figure for a minute . . . But people don't shoot at me every 3 years
DA Nathan Vazquez is a piece of shit. The sentencing judge is a piece of shit.
Hector Carranza is a piece of shit.
This pedo, rapist, former Multnomah County cop who is now on the run was handed a bail option after 56 counts of CSA.
His bail, $250,000, was less than half of mine in 2019 for protest-related charges.
You know, I heard Trump can't even be killed by bullets. He has hard bones, the best skin. Many people are saying this
Gay conservatives: why?
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@moss hey you are haunted
Trump is destroying the Forest Service.
https://www.hatchmag.com/articles/trump-administration-orders-dismantling-us-forest-service/7716263
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange came for the headline, left cuz the pic
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@davidbcohen@twit.social @maxleibman@beige.party Hey! You can't spell "humor" like that! WE'RE JUST MAKING WORDS UP NOW, ARE WE
Thanks, I hate it
Reminds me of shenanigans during Werewolf: the Apocalypse games back when
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction
I think the most fitting soundtrack to my funeral is gonna be Amy Vorpahl trying not to laugh for like 3 hours
HOLY FUCK
Shots fired at white house correspondents dinner!
https://deadline.com/2026/04/trump-shots-fired-white-house-correspondents-dinner-1236872282/
EDIT: OK, I am not one for conspiracy, but I think this may have been staged or was not actual gunfire. Trump benefits hugely every time he survives some half-assed attempt. We'll see, I guess.
EDIT EDIT: I am hearing someone actually did go for Trump and the would-be vigilante is now deceased.
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@boogah this is awesome
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@vineofthedead @alissaazar relax
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@Strandjunker wait, there was a WHAT
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@AnarchoNinaWrites preemptive denial
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@AnarchoNinaWrites preemptive denial
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@AnarchoNinaWrites preemptive denial
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@alissaazar what if the libs stayed after dark
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@yugthebug @billyjoebowers don't BRING your phone. Or place it in a Faraday bag. Be smart.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange is it beans?
Bud the Barn Cat is stoned in the potted catnip. Again.
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Holy SHIT, fuck american Christians
https://youtu.be/4g9xdwfoGk8
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@swelljoe don't feel bad. I'm not even on the spectrum (my partner is; she calls herself "spekky") and a long time ago I used to describe certain idiosyncrasies about myself as "autistic" before I realized how silly that was to do
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@SteveBellovin@infosec.exchange apple watch =cop
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@nat what the shit is this guy's deal? He a drinker or something?
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@swelljoe I think it's a bit weird to describe a generation as autistic, mate
Who they is
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@catsalad what a good kitty
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@Alrecenk @Daojoan I mean, I'm looking at University of Wisconsin Master's Degree tuition costs for what I'm guessing is around 2010 or something, and your courses look VERY spendy.
Advanced Machine Learning: $6-9k per year plus fees.
Computational Methods for Large Sparse Systems: assuming you were resident, like $6k a year.
Computer Animation appeared to have been much more competitively priced at that place, so let's call it $9k, according to the data I found.
These are just a few of your classes.
How'd you do it? Help us poors out.
EDIT: Ah, you graduated in 2011 or so. My mistake. But my points still stand, so I updated the numbers.