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Me, sitting up straight in bed in the middle of the night: Wait, so the black barnacle on the doctor's forehead didn't have anything to do with anything?
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To paraphrase one of the wisest things to ever come out of MST3K, "Never reference a better movie in your crappy movie."
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A movie with no redeeming qualities other than being very funny. I had a great time.
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"God, I can't stand him and I can't get enough of it." No, bad, try again.
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It is pretty funny to see him realize in real time that airboats really are not ideal for horizontal body transportation.
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Good thing we have these scuba tanks to plumb the depths of this five feet of water
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Whenever I'm watching a film with a fan boat in it, there's a good 90% chance it's from the 60s or 70s. I guess America was really infatuated with them for a time.
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I grew up near the Atlantic Ocean and was really afraid of jellyfish for most of my childhood. But maybe if they looked more like inflated ziploc bags, I wouldn't have been.
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That's just a gym class parachute stuffed into a terrarium. It's not even wet.
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Oops, ran out of time on the orchestra, need to put another quarter in the slot.
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Sorry, I would've been here sooner but I was changing into my matching red white and blue hoodie and hot pants.
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I mean with this many people that means like a good 2/3 of them gonna get killed so that's something to look forward to.
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Every time her dress is suddenly clean again, I just feel more and more sorry for what this actress probably went through.
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I'm in tears. I had no idea something could be so annoying and so funny at the same time.
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This is why you never trust a rowdy boat approaching your dock unless there's a drag queen at the prow.
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Is this the Neil Sedaka song that everything ever written about this movie references? Because it sure seems a lot less noteworthy than I was led to believe.
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I guess on an academic level I knew movies like this existed, I just never sat down to watch one before.
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Oh good, the kind of goggles where the first time you breathe out your nose, you'll be completely blinded.
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To the screw in my coffee grinder that I have to take out to clean it that never reminds me it a special screw that goes lefty tighty righty loosy: fuck off
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I'm posting a lot about butts, but I don't think at any of the places where the movie wants me to.
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe This really does remind me of some of the houses my family used to rent on Lake Winnipesaukee that hadn't had a decor update since the 70s.
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He's gonna stop and she's gonna roll off, hit his chair, sag off to the side and probably wind up clogging up the fan.
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There sure was a conversation there that they meant to ADR in later and then forgot.
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This is why you wanna take the local train to margaritaville, not the express.
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Well that record player looks cool, so I guess the movie's not a total wash.
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I think the comment "You'll ruin your blouse and shorts" should lead you to ask some more questions about the chemical composition of the pool water.
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@forestine@sunny.garden I saw both in a back-to-back double feature as a kid and remember being super grossed out by the first one and super bored by the second one. #monsterdon
"Well, we've done it, we've successfully created a robot that destroys toilets. Just grinds them down into porcelain dust. They said I couldn't be done but we did it."
"I asked you to fix my Wi-Fi."
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@kae_bytheocean@slime.global Act your age and make a homestuck reference for crying out loud.
Have I?
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