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@Akki@toot.lgbt
mastodon 4.6.8she/her. Makes tiny things. Likes pictures. cis/het
Never perfect.
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Joined January 26, 2024
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So my local Asda (supermarket) has slowly been adding more and more random fake animals in their displays. First it was a near-lifesize plastic/fibreglass cow on top of the milk cabinet.
Then came a flock of fake chickens above the egg aisle.
And now they have the bananas in a display with a huge ... fake plant coming out with fake macaws.
What's worse is it's peak capitalism because every single one of the animals has an employee name badge.
WHY CAN'T THEY BE FREE?
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Also I have been screaming at very tiny things the last few days of working hard
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@matt@oslo.town @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I got this rather large trans ally pin last year for my bag. I think it does help people.
https://gayprideshop.co.uk/products/trans-ally-heart-shape-enamel-pin?_pos=5&_sid=29f3d0b19&_ss=r
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I also sent a cyanotype, on purple paper, made from a brownie negative, with @sully@splodge.fluff.org #EMFCamp
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@foone@digipres.club ALSO I really hate they justify it with "9 out of 10 parents agree with this"
So only if you have popped a sprog does your opinion in this matter THAT AFFECTS THE WHOLE POPULATION means anything?? What an absolute crock.
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And it was so long ago, my "art" contribution was lit by *TUBES* of UV Light - the UV LED cannons were too pricey back in 2012!
I bet the two sheets of plywood I bought was cheaper then though...
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@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io also he says hot and thirsty which feels like he's going to drink the Kool-Aid man which is also very wrong...
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@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io Ah... he was naughty... sort of.. he liked to take morning air baths, buck naked in front of his window. which faced many other homes across the narrow street from him... I guess his neighbours never looked out the front windows in the morning.
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@FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk Staff at Fortnum & Mason in St. Pancras already said he's a lovely little manta ray "and he's representing!"
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@ArdentArchivist@archaeo.social @FediTips@social.growyourown.services Quote boosting i think is server specific. I don't think mine does as "retweeting" has been used to harass on twitter in the past so it's disabled on our server.
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@eclectech@things.uk and really think about what they actually want.
They want a better NHS
They want better jobs.
It's not about migration.
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@TrevfromIreland@mastodon.ie Mirrors.
We need to carry big mirrors so their faces are in the videos too.
Only fair.
(Sleepy thought. It's still shit and they deserve a punch to the face and stomped on glasses)
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@jerzone It's a made up term anyway... but holey things are gross. because bugs. Also never look up how suriname toads reproduce, ew ew ew.
Also I'm glad we're doing wholesome offline activities in the woods like whacking things with sticks still 😆
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@jerzone Ohh this is where my trypophobia came from. There was a standing dead tree in the woods behind my house and i started whacking it with a branch cuz hehe funny (also i'm sorry there was nothing else to do in NH in the early 90s pre-internet) and it was all fun and games until a big chunk of bark came off exposing and showering me in bugs that were living under the bark arughh
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If anyone in the #furry community would like to help an art historian out on Youtube, could you read and comment this post by A Brush With Bekah?
Thank you 💜
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxDE90aDs2PlC4BJ8MvwoGSR7yqqzCM6QX
Having your skill recognised has been a struggle forever - this from a case: Whistler vs Pushkin for libel
"Holker: "Did it take you much time to paint the Nocturne in Black and Gold? How soon did you knock it off?"
Whistler: "Oh, I 'knock one off' possibly in a couple of days – one day to do the work and another to finish it ..."
Holker: "The labour of two days is that for which you ask two hundred guineas?"
Whistler: "No, I ask it for the knowledge I have gained in the work of a lifetime."
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Any sufficiently advanced, well-run event or institution is indistinguishable from magic
(with apologies to Arthur C. Clarke)
PSA: Fun reminder - most medicines say don't store above 25C so check your important ones are able to be stored in the fridge (some can't) #heatwave
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party erugh I hate that Weasel is even considered. He's awful for so many. Almost as bad as Cunt was.
"What are you doing?"
Printing labels for my pickling Spice mix
"Oh are you doing nice labels with a pickle on it?"
No...
The best label.
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@TrevfromIreland@mastodon.ie Yup. Time for payback for eons of belittling and abusing women.
Label me a bad violent woman. I am human and this is fair play time.
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@jonty@chaos.social I feel like these are just failed attempts and they're covering when they realise they read you wrong.
Love when an old guy has to sit next to me, the brightly coloured lady with pride pins on my bag, and he doesn't even seem to have a phone.
Blokes are so uncomfortable on their own when confronted with what they're told to fear.
So much awkward, nervous shifting.
I know Joe Lycett says this giant thing is a mammoth but I kinda hope he's the newest mascot for Mastodon
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@foone@digipres.club and in the 80s and 90s we just found random porn mags in the woods (in the US anyway. maybe this is a weird New England thing...)
It's not like kids have been getting around regulations for decades or anything...
also the obvious is just steal/borrow/use an older sibling or parent's account without their knowledge (or sometimes with their consent) 🤷♀️
It's draconian and stupid and protects no one and steals adult IDs.
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