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Greg Bell

@ferrix@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Security software developer, fledgling Maker, and pedant. Trying to become a better person than I was yesterday. He/him/his

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Joined November 06, 2022
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 1w ago
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@WPalant@infosec.exchange @wendynather@infosec.exchange we do not train computer scientists in philosophy so they step on all the rakes
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io I've worried about people on the left expecting the fascists to stay incompetent forever, when they basically get infinite free tries
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2w ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social I would not presume to pressure you to change that much, you have a well-reasoned goal to share them. Perhaps a different handle than your current one could be used, then, so ppl could subscribe to and mute that one sometimes as needed. But seriously I'm not wanting to make work for you.
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2w ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social if you could add a hashtag to them so we can decide to temp mute it when we're done seeing blue state PR for the day that'd be helpful rather than having to mute and lose your other stuff.
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 1mo ago
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@aburka@hachyderm.io @joe@f.duriansoftware.com artisinal human-crafted regret
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@josephcox@infosec.exchange @soatok@furry.engineer tbh after they sacked @bvibber@wikis.world I don't think anybody thought WM was going to suddenly play ball with their labor organizers
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@yoasif@mastodon.social @joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech yes! it's a self-refuting argument. If using the AI teleports you past any skill hurdle, ask the AI how best to use itself and instantly "catch up" for free while all the early adopters spent time like suckers. (I don't agree with the premise that it substitutes for skill, but belief in that premise is a prerequisite to the "left behind" argument)
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@sarahjamielewis@mastodon.social angry that it's nbd to light a trillion dollars on fire in service of fake thinking for negative return, but writing a browser core that would help humanity is utterly unviable. Closest seems to be servo
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social in the US people who do this are always in eastern time. They just assume the world revolves around them
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@mttaggart@infosec.exchange @TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange it's like every individual contributor suddenly discovered "paying someone else to do work for you" like it's some groundbreaking innovation. No you're just a manager now. Except worse
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@mralancooper@hachyderm.io @soatok@furry.engineer my fav formulation of this is: The most efficient way to help everyone who deserves it is to help everyone. I also like yours tho.
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange what if it's military grade encryption, surely that must help
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@gsuberland@chaos.social [Accept All] [Necessary Wolves Only]
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social a human surrounded by fascist androids
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@sarahjamielewis@mastodon.social a term for the code that does something the user doesn't want, to support the financial interest of the vendor? "business burden" maybe? I don't know a real term for it I'm just thinking what it could be called
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@MLE_online@social.afront.org resonates mit the masses
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social she is charging it up with real cat energy and also fur
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@dev@discuss.systems @jonny@neuromatch.social goose value: 0? No! Goose value: 71!
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@libreleah@mas.to @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange I love the idea that the machine is an accessory for its firmware
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@cloudhop@equestria.social @soatok@furry.engineer if you start doing Some it'll go poorly on your performance eval
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@TeflonTrout@beige.party @t3rcermillenium@mastodon.social @diemkay@hachyderm.io @JulianOliver@mastodon.social @EF@mastodon.bsd.cafe yeah like, tell us you don't understand popper's paradox of tolerance without telling us
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@jonny@neuromatch.social you know, it would probably be harder for them to make the logging deterministic than to have it statistically imagine what was lost
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
The OCD agony of realizing I opened the bottom of the chips bag
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@SuneAuken@mastodon.world everything is either a danger to or from cats. It's somehow frustrating and delightful at once
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange @wendynather@infosec.exchange *bonk*. Hmm, inconclusive. ... *bonk*. Yes, interesting. But are we *sure*
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@anaisfae@mastodon.art look at the lil snoot!
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@TeflonTrout@beige.party @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange that's the joke dot gif
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@FeralRobots@mastodon.social @julieofthespirits@kolektiva.social @inthehands@hachyderm.io also we're gonna need you to breathe in some more emissions from our fossil fuel AI power plants
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@fredy@tacobelllabs.net @MLE_online@social.afront.org getting stuff: fuck yeah, yes! Stuff continues to exist later: well this fucking sucks wtf
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks just imagining the wind chimes making harmonious ribbits
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@tinker@infosec.exchange @luckytran@mastodon.social smack drone out of your face in self defense = resisting arrest, destruction of public property, theft of public property
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@badtux@mastodon.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social in my experience pacific time ppl always say they mean pacific time. Because they know that if they don't, the east coast people will just assume eastern time, and come to the meeting 3 hours too early
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social @adamshostack@infosec.exchange in the ranks of advice that has never once helped anybody, "Just ignore it" is up there with "Calm down"
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@adamshostack@infosec.exchange i suggest: "benchmaxxing"
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@evacide@hachyderm.io junk food!
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@jonny@neuromatch.social is there an Ig Nobel equivalent for game shitposts
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@me@jaehanley.social @soatok@furry.engineer vetting mostly shines more of a light on what the vetters consider important
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange mighty!
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange @wendynather@infosec.exchange "nice stuff you have on desk there. Would be a shame if some kitty just pushed each thing off one at a time to see them fall"
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@pem@mastodon.yshi.org @404mediaco@mastodon.social nah you just go. It's ... kind of a long way
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@wdormann@infosec.exchange I bet there's a support for this form that will clear it up, by having copilot alter and regurgitate whatever doc page is the closest to your query
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange dog insufficiently respectful. This is the only way.
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@wdormann@infosec.exchange lol they just give up making more colors after "blood"
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange starsbuck
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@dansinker@omfg.town depertment of perblic werks
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3w ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social it's the logic of the abuser: look what you made me do to you
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3w ago
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com I wonder if they have to be *identical* or if it will work with eg different flavors of English
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange that perspective makes it look about 3ft tall
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 3mo ago
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@samlitzinger@journa.host the big medias all unselfconsciously reporting on each others' downfall
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Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
· 2mo ago
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@eas_@mastodon.social also https://reddit.com/r/CinnamonRollCats
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