Phogna Bologna

@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone if I ever start "keeping a list," it will be in my Enron accordion-fold address holder.

@Laurenlookslost@ohai.social Well, I'm a cop, but clearly the guys with me are a construction worker, a cowboy, and a motorcycle club rider.

@rooster@beige.party Ship of Jeseus?

@mathewi@journa.host in 2006, idiocracy primed us, but we thought we got better when we elected Obama

@purple@tech.lgbt @Laurenlookslost@ohai.social

@azonenberg I had always assumed we mined tobleron, and then various chemical reactions produced both toblerone and toblera

@Sheril@mastodon.social I love love love the complaints that the heroine is unlikeable, because the whole point (to me) is that the average human, someone who might really be a rare immune case, is most likely going to be someone unlikeable to a majority of people because *most of us are unlikeable to a majority of people*.

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social @danyork@mastodon.social I mean, if Blofeld can do it in You Only Live Twice... 😀🤷‍♂️

@danyork@mastodon.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social Where are my millions to throw at this?! (Pulls out pockets to find lint and a marble)

@OrdRadical but will it stop...

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social so how do we get a $250million seed round to start solving the inevitable low orbit cleanup?

@annathepiper @adamghill they do have a prayer...

@calbearo@convo.casa @drahardja@sfba.social yeah, pretty excited to start remixing Aranofsky's slop Revolutionary War series!

@paninid @Nerde @Alice classic story from one of the Mercury astronauts too. "This looks a bit cloudy." "Oh, let me run that thru again."

@benroyce @adhdeanasl I just heard the story of ice cream being used as psyop warfare on Japanese POWs to show how much wealth and resources the US had in WW2. They had to be taught to eat it slowly because they thought the brain freeze was the result of poisoning.

@TheConversationUS except for adultery. He's ok with adultery.

@mattiem@mastodon.social coffee shop folks wondering why I'm laughing too loudly

@grammargirl@zirk.us okay, some of us named Turner are really feeling left out in the comments, here

@derek @greem my doctors were hesitant to do a PSA test when I was 40 (i'm now 49) because of "alarmism" or something, but when I told them my Dad had aggressive prostate cancer at 52 (surgery and eventually cured) they have been good about checking at every single blood test. They don't DRE though-- which I'm not going to argue about!

@paninid who knew that sheetrock hanging and stair building could be "contractor grade"

@dentangle I feel like Schwarzenegger needs to deliver this before chucking a Villainaire out of a helicopter into the ocean. Did I just coin #Villainaire?

@culturednyc Booker albums aside, I always visualize him with his Blues Bros beard, so I barely recognize him in the photos they used today. 😄

@RIJim@mastodon.social @stephanieburgis@wandering.shop I cannot tell you how many times I thought fancy parties were going to feature Cornish Gay Men. Perhaps as a chorus?

@flargh All my peers felt like they'd cruise their way thru state school and become an executive at their dad's car dealership.

@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org sometimes social media just isn't enough. 🤷‍♂️

@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org you're in his DMs, I root thru his BMs. We are not the same.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt 🎶unless you're braking quickly in the night🎶

@kissane @cabel This was wonderful. This is one of those levers that shifts the world a little bit.

@BrianJopek Stephen Miller powers down his laptop for the day.

@gknauss@mastodon.social tbf, that's the only time he gets it right the first time.

@inspired@hachyderm.io @chasnah@tech.lgbt came here to say this, was going with resistors, tho. 😀

@aeva the stale breadcrumbs and meat grease left at the end of the week. Oh wait, that's dressing.

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Goats are like any other mommies: oh this isn't so bad (weather change) get these little f#$%ers out of me!

@piersb@wandering.shop Whamageddon QaQ jajvam!

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social I read the text and scrolled down and thought, "wow that white murderer looks like Qasim--oh...." 🙃

@Yuki@xantronix.social @xan@xantronix.social came here for this! Maybe at comic-con next year they'll have a human sized one you can stand in and get your picture taken as canned ham.

@RobSF@beige.party the only person I will not accept cuffing their pants is James Bond. I just have a problem with it. (And don't be bringing Doctor No into it, that was the beach, goddammit)