All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
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@ElleGray@mstdn.social
mastodon 4.7.2researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️
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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
Silent book club 📚. I love this so much
this feels right
see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends
being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"
Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it
Just a warning: if no ghosts show up to tell me off tonight I will continue to be an absolute menace next year
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mayan figure from 1600 yrs ago, with accessories. earliest lego guy
biblically accurate cat
my favorite part of every Christmas special is when Santa and all the reindeer lift off from a roof and immediately head for the distant horizon instead of the house next door
but what a night it must have been
whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant so this tactic has really backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying
dear god please let trump try to escape bankruptcy by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine
First of all, this is clever and adorable. Secondly, if you spell out your name it writes a little story for you
("Dickensian Alphabet" by Tom Gauld)
had to leave my dog outside for a few minutes and he's making sure everyone knows about this betrayal. he's singing an opera. it's a tragedy of course
Excuse me, pope, sir, I've got mary on line 2
David Tennant implies the existence of Goliath Lanndlord
RE: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
Yes! And the scientists who worked insane hours developing the immunization
How I wish to be addressed going forward
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Being unable to experience empathy should be considered a disability if you're working with other people. Especially if you're in a position of power. Instead, we've somehow created systems and a world that rewards them hugely for this lack, even as they ruin the best of our humanity.
bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately
Wondering why Jesus had to grow up so poor when on day one he got gold, frankincense and myrrh. Three extremely valuable investments. Maybe Joseph had a gambling problem
Met a festive horse today ♥️💚♥️
my circus is bankrupt and my monkeys are unwell
Coraline in 3D!
@neilhimself@mastodon.social 's beautiful story is being rereleased in its 3D version in some theatres this summer!
I've never seen Coraline on screen, and from what I hear, the 3D version is a 3D movie that actual works and is remarkable to watch. It's not playing in my little city, but it feels like it could be worth driving to a nearby city to see. A little road trip might be in our future 💛💙♥️
this cat solves murders but always withholds the truth for a few days because a little bit of chaos is fun, non?
Noisy, dusty and the "continental breakfast" was raw eggs and goat milk. One star.
seasonal reminder that "ho ho ho" is not ho³ it's ho x 3, which is different. this festive math lesson brought to you by someone with an arts degree. cheers
Seasonal reminder that I will brook no shade against the noisy little drummer boy who played for a baby. Do you know how loud it is in a uterus? Like a lawn mower. Little Jesus would've thought, "ah, mama's heartbeat. Think I'll have a nap"
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself@mastodon.social is auctioning off some of his incredible art collection!
Proceeds will go to charities, and to the artists who are still living.
They're beautiful, meaningful pieces.
An article about it:
A video of Neil discussing why he's doing it:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=9Ngipdq3C9WlQWpv&v=wwCct125y7Y&feature=youtu.be
Dead Boy Detectives sneak peak and Q and A Tomorrow!
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself@mastodon.social , co-showrunners Yockey and Schwartz, and the cast will be present for an early virtual screening of Episode 1 and a panel
Wednesday, April 24, at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET/10 pm BST.
RSVP here to hold your place:
https://deadboydetectives.netflixvirtualscreenings.com/
info about the show:
https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/dead-boy-detective-release-date-photos
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@SarcastiCarrie@mas.to you're absolutely right. Besides being nonsense, he sounds like a high school bully
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@Helengraham@ieji.de I understand this, but the refugees whose boat went down could have stayed alive in the water for hours, even days and no one looked for them. Not even to "test out" their new gadgets
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@NoFlexZone@blacktwitter.io well, first of all, it's just a silly joke. secondly, those are made up people in a fantasy story. thirdly, the fact that the character Mary wasn't paid for her nonconsensual surrogacy doesn't really help that argument much
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@georgebaily@mastodon.social 😄 it's hard to look cool holding a stick. But he's pulling it off
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@mivey@meta.masto.host yes, I'm aware of this. It's part of the reason I quoted this tweet