Angela Korra'ti

Let's review: I'm an SDET, Software Development Engineer in Test. Or STE, Software Test Engineer. Whatever the acronym being used is, it boils down to, I'm good at writing automation to test stuff. My most recent work has been in Python, Java, and Swift, and I've tested both web and mobile in my career. For mobile that's primarily meant IOS. I'm experienced at manual testing and will absolutely not turn down any positions that involve THAT. I also write excellent wiki pages and documentation. If you want to see a live example of a wiki I've been the primary author for, let me direct you to: https://tuxborn.org/wiki/home/ Get me engaged on a topic and I will document the daylights out of it, is what I'm saying here. #FediHire #GetFediHired

Movie: (characters start trying to rap) Joel, Tom, and Crow: "NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO—” Movie: (characters back off rapping) Joel and bots: "YAAAAAAAY!" #monsterdon

NOW I AM PROGRAMMED TO KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES #monsterdon

@isomoth@infosec.exchange Thank you very much. :) Always happy to hear from another person in QA!

RIGHT THEN Star Odyssey it is, and I have until Sunday to make peace with how we're just not going to get the glory that is Christopher Plummer yelling IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP, HALT THE FLOW OF TIME with this one. :D #monsterdon

@Mjack@petrous.vislae.town We HAVE been known to do that on occasion! As a palate cleanser and a treat. :D #Monsterdon

OH GOD it's the same song from the musical interlude Which sounds EXACTLY like the kind of song that would be sung by the band in Pod People GODDAMMIT MOVIE WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME MISS TRUMPY #Monsterdon

Attention fellow residents of King County: we have an Air Quality alert up, we have wildfire smoke coming in off all the wildfires east of us. Please prep accordingly, _especially_ if you have breathing/asthma issues! EDITING TO ADD: The alert ALSO incluces Snohomish, Pierce, and Thurston counties, so residents of those counties, please also plan appropriately! https://forecast.weather.gov/showsigwx.php?warnzone=WAZ314&warncounty=WAC033&firewxzone=WAZ657&local_place1=Lake%20Forest%20Park%20WA&product1=Air+Quality+Alert&lat=47.762&lon=-122.27 #wawx #Seattle #KingCounty #AirQuality

"I'm going to hit on you, Lady Reporter, and never mind the plot point I'll sneak in here just as the scene changes!" #monsterdon

I'd just like to note for the amusement of @rmd1023@infosec.exchange that I have created a new character in ESO, a Nord who likes wielding axes. Two 1-handed axes AND a 2-handed battleaxe. Her axes have names. The 1-handers are Grace and Finesse. Her battleaxe is Gentle Feminine Persuasion. I should see if I can make her battleaxe handle an appropriate shade of pink. 🤣 #ElderScrollsOnline

The whip, Jason, the whip! You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip! #monsterdon

@Clundoff@wandering.shop I swear to goddamn god once I finally retire, I'm never going to want to hear the word 'agile' again. >_< Signed: QA Engineer with years on end of being on teams that go "But We Have To Be AGILE" while at the same time locking you to 2-week sprints, hard stop, required standups and retros and in-depth planning sessions to nail down the exact minutia of what you're going to do in the next five minutes, all of which IS NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT AGILE and AUGH.

WELP CAROL SORRY YOUR DAD GOT DECAPITATED guess Mike's gonna hafta figure out how to steal him a new body oh woops wait wrong movie #monsterdon

Way too much ominous music, and camera time in general, for this morgue to not be plot significant. Countdown to one of those corpses wolfing out in 3... 2.... #Monsterdon

Story by Bert I. Gordon? I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS, I disbelieve there is an actual story involved here. #monsterdon

Also, Mike and Carol are passing up a lot of opportunities to find spider eggs, those are REAL good in alchemy, JUST SAYIN' #Monsterdon

@joriki@infosec.exchange Yeah, the sources I use to monitor have shifted their predictions since I posted yesterday, and right now what I'm seeing lines up with what you're seeing.

Swear to god I thought for a minute there they were going to pull a G-Force and do Whirlwind Pyramid. 🤣 #monsterdon

@evansky_arts@mastodon.social Lovely work. <3

@Harkale_Linai@mastodon.art Beautiful work. <3

Damn, this movie's FPS rate is kinda ass, it should be running Lossless Scaling or something, how are you people going to get a smooth journey to the center of time with this kind of stuttering? #monsterdon

Professor Egghead seems to be completely ignoring the likelihood that a mad wizard is living at the bottom of that cave system and growing an army of mutant super spiders. #monsterdon

So what this movie is telling us is, Tommy's the only one that's going to see the quest marker floating over the Means to Defeat Zarkorr? #Monsterdon

"You had your chance. If you're going to patronize me, at least do a better job of it." Okay, one of the few good lines in this movie so far. 🤣 #monsterdon

I do kinda love that "DA FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT" look on Dewey's face in this scene when the other white dude is blathering on about the soul, NGL. #monsterdon

@isomoth@infosec.exchange _Maybe_. I don't have any formal position as technical writer on my resume; when I talk about having experience writing docs, this has been mostly in the context of teams I've been on taking advantage of my writing skills and being the person who winds up writing a bunch of wiki pages and giving how-tos to newer team members on how to do a thing. So I _could_ do some of what they're talking about; the question would be whether not having official professional experience on it would be a blocker. Still, though, worth taking a look. I'll go over their info in depth and see if I can do something with it. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. :)

OKAY HERE WE GO back in the morgue And everything is quiet. TOO QUIET.... and JUMPSCARE with cop, DAMMIT MOVIE #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure I've seen this same pool in underwater shots in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea? Only, y'know, without the dead blonde beach babe. #monsterdon

"We must partake of some grog!" Oh yeah, that guy is TOTALLY a college student. #monsterdon

Now see Carol this is why you bring torches into a dungeon. Or a Candlelight spell. Or FFS at least a _lantern_. #monsterdon

"What about Phase B?" "Sorry Mark, so far our results are still showing we can't see into a less orange timeline." #monsterdon

Temu Legolas is not impressed by human archers, clearly. #monsterdon

"Who can understand women?" I dunno, pretty good over under on the sea monster gathering data on the topic. #monsterdon

WE HAVE NARRATOR SIGN This has big "FOR THAT IS WHERE WE WILL SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES" Plan 9 from Outer Space narrator energy. :D #Monsterdon

Statue of hippo playing the violin: so far my favorite character in this movie #monsterdon

I think I've played this scenario in Skyrim! Reclusive rich guy invites apparent strangers to remote house, so when do we get to the part where vampires kill the entire-- (receives update in earpiece) Oh #monsterdon

And now, tonight's questions to ponder that I am absolutely certain will not be answered in the movie: Is the exclamation mark actually part of the monster's name? Is it a silent exclamation mark? Or is it meant to be pronounced as "AAAAAAAAH" as the human citizens run screaming? (These questions brought to you by a writer's worldbuilding brain which is still going to engage EVEN IF THE MOVIE IS STUPID, gee THANKS Worldbuilding Brain!) #Monsterdon

Okay, now officially on Team Jellyfish Should Eat Most of These People. #monsterdon

Whoooo boy, that was bracing! Though I'll give it this: it wasn't quite the most horrible thing we've ever watched. 🤣 (Invasion of the Star-Creatures, I'm looking STRAIGHT AT YOU.) #Monsterdon

Baby Dean Stockwell sounds like he's stoned. Is he going to sound like this the whole movie? #monsterdon

Also, on behalf of the Princes of Mongo and Brian Blessed, I would now like to express my pique that the villain's name is Voltan. And also how this soundtrack really wants to be Jephro Tull. #monsterdon

🎶 there's a little black spot on my head today it's the same old spot as yesterday 🎶 #monsterdon

So when I wondered at the start of this movie if Dean Stockwell was going to sound stoned all the way through, I think we all know now that the answer is YES. YES HE WILL. I mean honestly Dean, you're sounding stoned even when trying to summon Yog-Shoggoth? You can't put a little more life into it? YOU'RE CALLING THE OLD ONES, MAN! #monsterdon

"You remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?" is such a delicious Vincent-Price-y line. :D #monsterdon

Y'all think if we shake a big enough bag of treats we could maybe summon the plot? HERE PLOT (whistles) HERE PLOT C'mon boy! #monsterdon

GIANT GRASSHOPPERS I repeat, GIANT GRASSHOPPERS ARE NIGH This is your thirty minute #monsterdon warning!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH #monsterdon

AHA there's the conspiracy part. :D #monsterdon

"No one wants to force you. But we'll TOTALLY mind control you into doing it, which is not the same thing AT ALL!" #monsterdon