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@hsza@social.tudbut.de @ryan@m29.us i fail to see how a catgirl is “deliberately crippling”? her presence doesn’t cause your computer display to spontaneously combust and your cpu to prolapse.. the site will still load if you aren’t a bot or hacker, and besides, if your company is so far up its own ass that your employees will simply melt like ice cream in a pizza oven at the mere *thought* of a cat girl you most likely have the revenue to fork over 50 bucks a month because bills and wages aren’t cheap

@bazkie@beige.party @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone @jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net “honey badger don’t care” *seagull don’t care*

@goaty@meow.social @mattly@hachyderm.io well when i looked it up the first result was

Best Residential Proxy Service providers of 2025: Ranked & Rated

:blobfoxannoyed: i love the modern internet. even things that should be (are?) federal crimes have listicles

@quasirealsmiths@beige.party @Niall@mastodon.nz might be overestimating the intelligence of a tesla owner, maybe they hit the train instead of vice versa

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf @PurpleStephyr@thetransagenda.gay unfortunately, nintendo had probably copyrighted that one

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social ok but like i would totally buy this?

@natalie@my.softerhearts.club i was watching a video on “best budget audiophile headphones” and they went, completely unironically, from ‘best under 100usd’ to ‘best under 500usd’

@natalie@my.softerhearts.club that’s low enough that i think you could make that with an amount of potatoes that doesn’t make you look like a math problem

@Mollin@meow.social great job! :blobfoxaww:

@Kroc@oldbytes.space …now that you mention it, i kinda wish it did then again, my laptop doesn’t have a gpu so battery life would probably plummet

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf this wasn’t a true story, (i actually discovered that through fedi :blobfoxlaugh:) i was just making a joke since you said someone should really make a joke out of it

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf ONE MAN ENTERS. ONE WOMAN LEAVES. I’m glad my therapist helped diagnose my dysphoria!

@N33R

most humans are deeply compassionate creatures

HA good one!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social even tho i have zero reason to as literally all of my devices can play game boy games

@puppygirlhornypost2 New from Yankee candle: Chlorine Gas scent

@kirakira @ShadowJonathan i was trying to find that one, but the title isn’t exactly easy to search for

@kirakira also useful for scrolling to the bottom of terms and conditions

@CenTdemeern1@eepy.moe well, a lot of americans are cruel and mean so i’ll stick to the magical land of animals and lgbt people (not necessarily mutually exclusive) thank you very much

@qualia@floofy.tech apparently it was accidentally released 3 minutes early so technically it was sold out at release time

@N33R@fops.cloud you may be autistic if:

@stella and on another listen, the way he pronounces vowels (particularly Ys and Is) accentuates his accent

@ShadowJonathan recently my laptop has started making its charging bong noise two or three times when plugged in and also sometimes youtube randomly starts sounding like a phone call on a cheap android phone

@maddy ooo that’s gonna suck later on the moisturiser and probably put on a bandage or wrap so it doesn’t catch on anything

@maddy@thegayagenda.fans oh having looked up those chips, makes sense you’d need assembly :blobfoxdead: best of luck

@RegularRaptor@mk.absturztau.be don’t feel bad, it’s not your fault, it’s a me problem hah

@Znackish@fluffs.au Woah awesome job

@josh@masto.byrd.ws It’s less infinite information that’s the problem more it’s *infinite mis/disinformation* that’s the issue

@EveHasWords@toot.cat @ouropinions@wandering.shop Theres also some lyrics on the second track 'Dominator' that seem pretty trans positive "Cool enough to rock the metal skin like it was natural Matter of fact, come on and touch it, might be what you actually want A waste of energy debating the mechanical For genitals when gender is so easily programmable, you know that (I'm the one and only)"

@amy@tech.lgbt Some of my furry friends use postybirb to post on DA, FA, Here, BlueSky...etc.

….im not the only one who swiped..right?

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe At least I’m not the only one…

@inderix is he playing on a raspi or something?

@rexo@st.transbus.social @inderix@booping.synth.download good job on the job, as confusing/concerning as it is :blobfoxcheer:

@pquirrel@wetdry.world@doskel@masto.doskel.net This looks like something you’d like

@ezra why is martin garrix specifically titled (douche)?

@maddy assembly? oh jeez what broke

@inderix@booping.synth.download i figured it was some black mirror shit where if it sees someone who’s not the owner it does some sorta probably secret shit with the screen

@esi@merveilles.town Need

@warrioroflatte fwiw, i’ve heard that most distros are perfectly fine for gaming if you can get steam on them

@RegularRaptor omg this is so me

@ubahnverleih@chaos.social WANT

@misty@digipres.club and *thats* why you don’t use slopware

@autumn i mean, i don’t really feel any particular way about f:nv.. pretty mid tbh.. but i love skyrim so it’s not as if i have room to talk lol

@inderix@booping.synth.download …or you could..just..get a privacy screen protector that also doesn’t probably require machine learning and tons of cloud infrastructure and can be put on a original samsung galaxy from like 2009 so much of modern tech is a solution looking for a problem