Replying to
@esm@wetdry.world
never had luck with my vive using anything other than hdmi without any adapters and the hdmi cable that came with it. i always have to unplug one of my monitors to free up the hdmi port
Remote
ezra qp
@ezra@problemeowtic.net
wafrn 2026.10.01-HOTFIX
i'm not a "cryptid" so much as i'm just an enigma.
whether i'm shitposting or being genuine is an exercise left to the reader
i'm some nerdy transandrophobia exempt enby from the puget sound area. please write my name in all lowercase.
pfp by @meltyloo.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
standing for these flags 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇭🇰🇹🇼🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
683 Followers
327 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 02, 2026
pronouns:
qwe/they
joined (canon):
june 26 2020
website:
languages:
english, toki pona lili, aprendiendo español
revolutions around the sun:
22
Replying to
@alice@lgbtqia.space
the difference between blue hair and a spraytan is blue hair actually makes people hot
don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened
Replying to
only time i've had to do this is when i got a call from a collections agency:
"is [address] still your correct mailing address?"
yes: they can sue me because i was notified
no: they can check public records and charge me for lying
i decline to answer this question: eat shit
adhd is saying "i can't wait to do the thing" and then waiting 6 and a half hours to do the thing once you're able to
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
just realized frutiger aero glossy style design is still alive and well, but only for cars. if i had to guess, making the hull curvy happens to be the safest, and covering it in gloss is the most mass-producable way of it look nice to buyers, so that's the style we end up with.
yknow what this is fair
Replying to
@star@fed.amazonawaws.com @Charlotte@rivals.space
in 2018 he got heated and tweeted something pretty transphobic although it is plausible that it wasn't his intention, which he deleted and apologized for. i don't remember any statement involving sports. in 2024 he made a post in support of queer people, maga got all up in his comments and he explicitly supported trans rights in clapbacks against them.
being trans on twitter is like being too lazy to move out of a bad neighborhood. being trans on fedi is kind of the default. and then there's being trans on bluesky which is chiitan liking all of your posts
damn a lot of lefties really hate ukrainians for whatever reason
just woke up from a dream where republicans took over washington state ferries and completely anti-wokeified it. That fucken sucked
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
remember kids! cathode ray tubes are very friendly, and fun to open up and play with the insides of! grab a sledgehammer and stick your hands on all of its electronic guts!
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
NOOOO my new glasses are to thick to dangle soda tabs on aaaAAAAA
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
angine de poitrine if they were from canada call that angine de poutine …wait a minute
Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social
starts flipping tables at every church where you're expected to pay money dollars
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
it's so funny seeing posts do some numbers on either fedi or bluesky but never both.
takes me back to when i was still on mstdn.social in 2021 and there was like a 50/50 chance of my notifications full of either german facenames or pride flag picrews but never both
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
sentencing everyone who voted for trans-exclusive bathroom segregation to every bathroom of their gender being too backed up while the other one is completely empty
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
it's so fucken funny when people who don't understand they/them pronouns refer to you with they/they
Replying to
yall would not believe how many complications there are every day for not fitting cleanly into a binary gender. any record that sticks M/F on it can't accommodate us when binary trans people can just pick one. and trying to get neutral language through anyone's skull is a huge pain in the ass.
unsolicited advice
boost to scare a discord user
can *key users stop requiring an account to view posts sometimes my instance doesn't fetch everything and i miss important context
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
i love that despite not having microcelebrity status or anything my pfp has been constant for long enough and i've been around enough corners of the internet i get people going "hey i remember you" now and then and i love that
how did tetris get the gummy candy deal and not puyo, puyos actually look like gummies
FUCK some new blu-ray apparently updated the firmware to revoke my external drive's ability to read encrypted blu-rays even though i have the keys on the system. now none of them work. this is corporate malware. this sucks.
everyone who uses a niko pfp gets merged into one user in my brain which sucks because i follow like 6 people with niko pfps
society if the phone number that is supposed to call the establishment actually called the fucken establishment and not a robot to infinite hold
stolen from dicsord
Replying to
@ErikUden@mastodon.de
oh my god ah im being killed to death with producer-since-a-new-hope kathleen kennedy's woke woman ray ahhhh help rahjhh oh what a world ahhhh
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
chaotic neutral: replaces slurs they can't reclaim in lyrics with slurs they can
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@ziphi@meow.social
this is because poll responses are actual mastodon dms to op for some reason
i wonder if there's a reason republicans create stigmas around big cities in general. so much fear mongering it really seems like they don't want their supporters seeing what it's actually like
discord would make a banger trans name if it weren't for the chat app
there's a light inside your soul
watch me crank dat watch me roll
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
how is amogus hide and seek this much more stressful than the actual game
the argument that someone making a wrath month joke somehow takes away from disability representation is such a nonsequitur. beats me why anyone would be upset over that, it's like telling someone they're breathing your air. you can just not like it because it's a low hanging fruit yknow. happy july