one of those days
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@N33R@fops.cloud
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DISCLAIMER: The stories written on this page are purely fictitious and of a satirical nature for the sole purpose of entertainment
mangy stray mutt
unemployed for so long it became part of my identity
https://www.n33r.dog/
buy me a Monster: https://ko-fi.com/n33r_dog
Creature of the Night in spirit, but way too sleepy
goddess at oral
will bark for food
in a committed polycule with ~30 spiders
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
clicker trained
"endearingly problematic" @aura@gts.foxsnuggl.es
"medium-sized dog with a small-dog attitude" @whiteline@shitposter.world
"the best human trafficking partner i coulda asked for" @embers@chaos.social
"got me addicted to Ketamine" @TechUr@shitposter.world
"hard shell, biggest sweetheart in the core" @Override@mk.absturztau.be
"somehow one of fedi’s most unhinged shitposters, and also the only German I know who regularly goes to bed before midnight" @aens@transfem.social
1043 Followers
292 Following
50 Posts
pronouns:
any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones
lang:
ENG, GER
born:
865024337
Location:
Berlin
Blood Type:
O- ;)
I haven't eaten in 36 hours
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Quoting
quick 30 minute session
RE: https://fops.cloud/objects/37bb9312-e63d-494f-a5ee-e893a26dad69
???????
playing factorio on ritalin is awesome
you stop playing and it's dark and you have no idea what day it is
god I really really realyl need to pee I didn't go once
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Quoting
playing factorio on ritalin is awesome
you stop playing and it's dark and you have no idea what day it is
Open quoted postand today I pass by Adolph's fucking bakery????????
what is going on????
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Quoting
deadass just saw a grandma drive past in Hitlers car
Cologne isn't fucking real
Open quoted postI completely forgot that Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht in 2025 lmao
Replying to
@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz the demon is the tool
maxwell's demon TAS 100%
Replying to
I don't do "titty skittles" or "antiboyotics"
I inject HERoin
update: third degree burns in the mouth area
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"your actions have consequences"
yeah but in my experience my inactions have way worse consequences :<
Replying to
@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz we actually didn't domesticate cats
we just had all these granaries full of grain that attracted mice and rats and the cats followed
they just kinda stayed around
and they bring you (mostly) alive prey because they do the same to their kittens, so they can learn to hunt
they think you're a terrible hunter
open file:///dev/urandom in your browser
download and save the file
field capacity pasteurized substrate 🤤
(the whole house stinks of this my wife is gonna be upset when she's back)
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they're feeding the beast chili cheese nuggets in approximately 3 minutes 
deadass just saw a grandma drive past in Hitlers car
Cologne isn't fucking real
send your 
friends images of tech gore from time to time to keep them in their place
friends images of tech gore from time to time to keep them in their placeI'm joining the war on humanity on the side of fungi
sui
"5 likes isn't a lot"
imagine 5 girls kissing you tho
suicide mentioned
the reasons stars appear star shaped to us is because of tiny suture lines in our lens acting as an aperture
and since each persons lines are slightly different everyone sees stars slightly different
Replying to
@lispi314@udongein.xyz you really think someone would do that????
fun fact: the reason we generally don't get fungal infections is that we are very slightly too warm for fungi to grow in us
now imagine what could happen if the average temperature of the world kept rising and fungi adapted to survive higher temperatures :3
black mold is honestly not that dangerous its all propaganda
Replying to
@desea@snug.moe he was Austrian!!!!
quick 30 minute session
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Replying to
@desea@snug.moe I'd be quite angry I think
I feel like beer produces like at least +20% extra piss compared to water
Name her
when reading sqrt the intelligent person reads "square root" but the wise person reads "squirt" send post
I wish I was on drugs rn :(
Replying to
@desea@snug.moe "the greatest trick the devil ever played was convince the world that Hitler was German"
what do I do with the rest of the stimulant hours,,,,,
can you smell
what the N33R
is cooking