Elektrine
Log in Register
Paige Chat Timeline Gallery Friends Email Drive DNS Private DNS Domains VPN Kairo Nerve
Remote

Linza

@Linza@kamu.social
mastodon 4.7.3
  • Open on kamu.social

Partly colonised, mostly rage
(Any/all) #NAFO Moss-Covered Hermit
Posts in whatever language my brain is using right now.

AI, crypto, and gambling people Do Not Interact.

376 Followers
470 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 01, 2022
Nice try:
FBI
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange It happens in every STEM field. The only way STEM is different from the performing arts, is that performing artists went in knowing it was going to be hell every day and then penniless death.
11
2
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@paulfoerster@swiss.social @headword@lingo.lol Once, my grandma reposted a picture of some soldiers on Facebook captioned something like "I bet these Vietnam veterans can't get even 100 Likes" Reader, the photo was a still from 'Tropic Thunder.' my grandma didn't want to hear about how she was bamboozled either. You're the Boomer, mate.
8
0
3
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital it do be like that
4
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
The history of tearing up old forests and replanting them with one to three approved species in straight lines sure is biting Europe in the ass right now. Too bad Finland will learn nothing from this and be in the same trouble in a few years.
5
0
3
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@maxleibman@beige.party fuck fireworks, honestly.
8
0
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
A whole lot of effort in both the professional world and academia is dedicated to creating systems of governance and communication to cover for the unfortunate fact that the people promoted to top leadership positions have usually long since abdicated their responsibility for things like listening, critical thinking, and ethics.
5
0
4
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@HauntedOwlbear@eldritch.cafe the moment our cyber security department sent a newsletter full of generated images was the moment I knew I couldn't depend on our cyber security department
4
0
2
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Printdevil@dice.camp @HauntedOwlbear@eldritch.cafe googly eyes improve everything
4
0
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@hastingsmothman@mastodon.green supermodel moth, styling on the mothwalk
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@gregly@retro.pizza @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange "Go to college," they said. "See the world," they said.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to

@Nonilex@masto.ai Oh is anyone still advocating the moral high ground of politeness when the Republicans are letting oligarchs fly them to parties on child molester island? Block list fuel. Bring on the pearl-clutching!

1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@lostgen@det.social @mullvadnet@mastodon.online this is sadder but also more funny when you take into account how few voters that party actually has. Not only is he throwing money at Nazis, but they're the "we have Nazis at home" of Nazis.
2
0
2
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mayintoronto@beige.party they went to get a bigger watermelon but it was too big and crushed them
1
1
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago

How far into the countryside do I have to go to escape young people taking speakerphone calls on the god damn train

4
0
2
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@dbattistella@mstdn.ca 2026: timber industry becomes impossible in the north of France and Spain.
1
3
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@kingmoth@mastodon.social @jnl@hcommons.social found the cisdude
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago

#Cannes coverage for people who actually like #film and not just movie stars.

https://regionfree.net/festivals/

kamu.social

kamu.social

2
0
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@calcifer@masto.hackers.town Yeah. This shit is hard to navigate, especially for people who aren't naturally political animals or who are competent enough to catch intimidation and insecurity, but too autistic to know it's happening. It should be considered a fire-able offense to even attempt this shit but we gotta keep the bullies comfortable and the weird on leashes instead. 🙄
2
3
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago

Boycott Eurovision when y'all

2
1
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@sunny@gotosocial.sny.sh I wouldn't cooperate with either of these tbh
2
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago

https://huutokaupat.com/kohde/6257840/myydaan-ulosmitattu-5h-k-107-m2-kontulassa

Buy an apartment in Kontula. Rent it out. Don't pay the vastike for eight years. Go into collections. Lose the apartment.

I bet this is a totally different landlord than the ones whinging to Helsingin Sanomat that there just aren't any good tenants anymore. These people aren't related to those people in any substantive way.

((Significant look to camera))

huutokaupat.com
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago

For the first time in my life I got the wine pairing right without a guide or reading a review

I know a little bit about wine and now it is paying off

1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@calcifer@masto.hackers.town Wish it were taught.
1
2
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago

Has anyone managed to get their #dog into one of those hiking carrier backpacks?
#Dogstodon #mastodog

kamu.social

kamu.social

1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@soviut@hachyderm.io @pomegranate_stew@kind.social @antipode77@mastodon.nl @ProPublica@newsie.social You know that's not what we meant. Your response is particularly useless and you're going in the block pile.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@libramoon@mastodon.social @ProPublica@newsie.social Yes, for ten years.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@eri@mk.moth.zone @Stoori@polyglot.city That describes my hood!
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@lina@neuromatch.social @regionfree@mastodon.social World Heritage Thread
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@existentialcomics@mastodon.social The rich are the utility monsters and we are the ants
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Nawer_Rapter @StevenSaus @SecondUniverse I was honestly expecting this to end with 'because then you have to listen to other people's bullshit' which has been my primary reason for not considering a hearing aid. 😉
1
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nat@kind.social My grandparents were born in the 40s. I'm past 40 years old. I'm the first AFAB to get a master's degree. My paternal grandmother told everyone it was so hard to throw the Japanese people in prison camps, something she could not possibly have remembered.
1
1
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@mensrea@freeradical.zone @RealGene@hachyderm.io @jonn_blanchard@retrochat.online nice
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@BlackAzizAnansi@mas.to stoodis
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital @regionfree@mastodon.social time to check the lighting fixtures for microphones again
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social New rule: stop flying anywhere if you aren't going to execute a billionaire when you land
0
1
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago

How do you deal with mean drunks in upper management?

0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@timixretroplays@digipres.club I did not expect chapter one of Ministry for the Future to take place in France.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nat@kind.social You come from educated people.
0
2
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen @remaster@mastodon.social fund drainage infrastructure maintenance you cowards
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Nawer_Rapter @Mage_of_Chaos@mastodon.social @SecondUniverse There was a lot to unpack there and you were brave to attempt it. 🌻
0
1
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@libramoon@mastodon.social @ProPublica@newsie.social if they let you*
0
2
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@pomegranate_stew@kind.social @antipode77@mastodon.nl @soviut@hachyderm.io @ProPublica@newsie.social or when it's full of improperly marked hazardous substances
0
2
1
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@luis_in_brief@social.coop usually I turn up to defend the garbage men but in this case I'll make an exception because those particular men are garbage
0
1
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nat@kind.social @wordstitcher@thecanadian.social Your grands are 97 years old?
0
4
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt ajajajajaja
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital this month in a nutshell, istg
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@LovesTha@floss.social @jonn_blanchard@retrochat.online Most porn is collaborative
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@htpcnz@mastodon.social @Ashedryden@xoxo.zone Or until they're dragged into the street and beaten in front of their families
0
0
0
0
Open post
Linza @Linza@kamu.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@olap@mastodon.world @fesshole@mastodon.social You go into sauna in clothing recently soaked in chlorinated water? 😨
0
1
0
0
Back
313k7r1n3
Elektrine

Tor hidden service

elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

I2P eepsite

j6b6cyk6gjmepjih7jjadxgxvvf3lzzujljuu2v4biemzpg3naya.b32.i2p

Platform

  • Email
  • Chat
  • Timeline
  • VPN
  • DNS

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ
  • Lite (no JS)

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Transparency Report
  • Report Abuse
  • Warrant Canary
  • VPN Policy

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue
Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 01:58:25 UTC