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HumToTable

@HumToTable@sfba.social
mastodon 4.7.3
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Old bat residing in Humboldt County, California with The Big Guy, The Retriever, Friendly Neighbor Dog and assorted resident wildlife. Into animals, plants and nature stuff, and all in for your pet pictures. I garden, I play piano & guitar badly, and I dabble in ink, watercolor & gouache. Farmer's Market Superfan. Enjoyer of absurd humor. Late diagnosed ADHD GenXer. Also very nosey. Currently Pugless. RIP Old Pug.

"A burden shared is half the trouble.
And joy that's shared is joy made double."

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Joined November 05, 2022
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
The Big Guy is deadheading the roses. The Retriever wandered into the house and brought me this. I think she's auditioning for The Bachelorette. #DogsOfMastodon #GoldenRetriever
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
The latest addition to our Expansion Pack. 🙄 This is Friendly Neighbor Dog's "nephew." He's six months of pit/boxer/fence-jumper mix. He's cute, but he's A LOT. Not too sure if his very busy family is really up for the challenge of how much dog he's going to be. Just broke up a small skirmish. I do like his "guy liner" around his eyes, and his butt markings look like he's wearing a Speedo. 😄 #DogsOfMastodon
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago

Trying real hard not to be utterly despondent over the state of the world. 😞
It helps that this adorable lizard took up residence in the gap in my asparagus raised beds and suns itself every afternoon.
#Nature #Gardening #Repitiles

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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to on m.ai6yr.org
@murodegrizeco@toad.social @trixter@retro.pizza @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social And let's not forget the "God's will" Jesus and Herbs folks.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago

This person who responded to the dude who created a data scraper for an AI summary generator is my new hero. 😄
And yes, this "tedious bastard" will be blocking his entitled techbro ass.

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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io Typically I sit in the tree screaming after the relationship is over.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
That we've failed as a society. Duh. 🙄
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
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@ai6yr Fascinating. Could not help unpacking this from a feminst perspective. Especially this gem: "Once agreed upon, the only problem came with sizing the most intimate part of the suit assembly, the urinary collection device (UCD) that slid over the astronaut’s penis. After an “incident” with the first astronaut fitted for the device, the UCD’s designations were changed from “Small, Medium, Large” to “Large,” “Extra Large,” and “Extra-Extra Large.”
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 4w ago
I've been into Toro y Moi for a while. I got his Unerthed: Hole Erth (unplugged) album #BandcampFriday before last and was instantly obsessed. So this last Bandcamp Friday I got the original Hole Erth. Having fun listening to both interchangeably ala Björk's Post and Telegram. This song in particular is 🔥 #Music #NewMusic https://toroymoi.bandcamp.com/track/madonna-unerthed
Madonna (unerthed), by Toro y Moi
Toro y Moi

Madonna (unerthed), by Toro y Moi

from the album Unerthed: Hole Erth Unplugged

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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nice!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
While yesterday's mental health maintenance efforts fell well short, today I got The Retriever out for a short hike. Then came home and neighbors had to leave town for a couple of days. So, Friendly Neighbor Dog will be bunking with us. Double the muddy pawprint fun! Plus I get to play guitar this afternoon. 😃
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 10mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
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@juergen_hubert@mementomori.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr This quote is 🔥 "But for every sf writer who deludes themselves into thinking that they are writing the future, there are a hundred sf fans who believe that they are reading the future, and a depressing number of those people appear to have become AI bros."
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Pretty sure this kid is thinking, "What a tool."
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@RickiTarr@beige.party Not to mention the dangerous situations they put some of these young people in every day and how they admonish them not to tell their families about anything bad happening. See the Mormon Stories YouTube episode about the guy who was a missionary in Russia. He'll have that PTSD for the rest of his life.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place What? Some delicate soul didn't like that others objected to something being forced upon them and pushed back on maintaining the one social media realm that isn't cheerleading AI? Goodness, we're just awful people here. We need to stop ruining all the AI fun of art theft, data colonialism and energy hoarding. 🙄
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago

The ponds are full and chockablock with frogs and tadpoles. Swallows are swooping. Ducks are paddling. And I clocked a new bird for me: Pied-billed Grebe.
#Birding
#MarshMadness

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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@Lorraine@beige.party Ha! No one will be turned away. This derpy dog likes to be hugged endlessly.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
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@ai6yr It was already bad enough with poorly executed graphic design, but AI has completely ruined jigsaw puzzles too.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social One! More! Time! 😀
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@Defiance@sfba.social She was so proud. 😄
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
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@NorcalGma2 FIERCE!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@memerman@mstdn.science Love this variety!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io One can really expand on this whole dart dealio. Cishet women can sometimes pick up a male partner's unused dart.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social He he he. Yeah, that tracks. They're such goofballs.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@amazing_ces@mastodon.social At a minimum! She setttled for a snack.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social She would love that!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@paco@infosec.exchange It's much worse when it's a rainy day and a Monday. Always gets me down.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@TheWeeOwl@mastodon.art All so lovely!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@Lorraine How did I not know this was a thing?
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@Lorraine Thanks!
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@NorcalGma2@sfba.social @FiddleSix@zeroes.ca Awww! Ours is a craigslist dog too! 😄
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
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@czarbucks@vmst.io Ditto.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com Yeah, sometimes the DARVO doesn't really land like they think it will.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@czarbucks @SunnJax Indeed.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@SunnJax That's pretty grim. So sorry. We may be right behind you. Eureka just reported its driest March since 1926.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 21mo ago
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@cd24 @Moritz @seb @EverydayMoggie @neuralgraffiti @jeridansky @Ingurido You guys are the best! Never even thought of moving instances.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@clive@saturation.social I might know a guy who at least knows a guy. I'll send him your info. He worked for the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA. Or you could contact the museum directly. They're great folks.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io @zbrown@floss.social Oh yeah.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 9mo ago
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@angusm@mastodon.social 🥇
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 8mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social 🎯
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 8mo ago
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@petergleick Can confirm.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@jkb A professional Fail Forward.
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 2w ago
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@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world Yes, to paraphrase Avenue Q, "AI is for porn."
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@Ashmire@pagan.plus 😂
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
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@ZenHeathen@beige.party @tante@tldr.nettime.org 🎯
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HumToTable @HumToTable@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
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@andybrwn@sfba.social Quel surprise. 🙄
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