Paco Hope

It’s funny to think that a taco truck outside your office, if it takes in revenue greater than its costs—you know: profit?—has more profit than OpenAI and Anthropic combined.

Too many goddamn doors. Can I get a bedroom with no doors, please? #monsterdon

No. He did NOT just shake a champagne bottle and calmly pour it out. That is NOT champagne. #monsterdon

TV at Costco is playing a film I have seen way too many times.

At least the walking-in-caves double feature was mercifully short. #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

“do not stare at time too long” Heroes: #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

Wait. Are they outside? On mars? And everything is fine? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

I guess the two creamated poor saps didn’t know which end of the cutter was the business end? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

Apparently the cymbal of time is a big ass gong. #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

@GothFvck@metalhead.club I scream, you scream, they scream, scream scream scream. But no ice cream. #monsterdon

This woman knows nothing about cats. Did she really think that she was just going to get the glasses from the cat? Like she was going to follow the cat on a precipitous walk way and then it would what? just give them up? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

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She found some things in her room. Have them removed. Aye sir, I will remove things. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

So I think #TombOfLigiea was just an elaborate plot for Kendrick to retire. He set the whole thing up to get Fell to burn the place down with himself inside. Now he doesn't have to work for that dude any more. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

After this, I would have ZERO curiosity. I'm there for 10 grand. I am not there to investigate mysteries.You'll find me sitting in the living room with my back to a wall. #monsterdon

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Is this #KungFuSat or PewPewSat?

OMG This outdoor scene is Polesden Lacey. A stately home in Surrey, near where we used to live. We used to go there on picnics. This is photo from July 2016. Two years earlier, it was the site of a Guinness World Record of "most people rolling down a hill in an hour." And @steggy@sunny.garden was one of the rollers! https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/109949-most-people-to-roll-down-a-hill-in-one-hour #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

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80s hero music synth has entered the chat. #KungFuSat

Yes, yes. You totally seem to be behaving normally. We will just leave you alone. What could possibly go wrong? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

They tell the bride to get up and walk it off. #KungFuSat

Is there a more American horror movie? We start by giving out guns as party favours. #monsterdon

I don't understand why, after being thrown down the stairs, he then climbs back up the stairs. I kinda didn't follow that fight. #kungFuSat

@kshernandez@me.dm What do you think was burning in the fire pit in the middle of the great room? @RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Just sit still! Why would you fucking leave!? Just sit. #monsterdon

So I think we are meant to believe that, in this early scene, the caretakers were just trying to get Nora's attention and help her escape. My dudes, this is not how you approach someone you don't know and try to start a conversation. #monsterdon

You've got a gun lady. Surely that can fix a self-playing organ. #monsterdon

"Nora! Nora! Remember the head you couldn't find? I found it!" #monsterdon

Why, yes I do have servants. Is something a little dirty? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

And now it's the Fast and the Explodius. #KungFuSat

Your bride, who is sitting right there seems to be in a reflective mode. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the next story beat." #KungFuSat

So is this a bestiality flick? Ligeia is the cat and that's who he goes out to see? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

I don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Hang on. Nora just ran SCREAMING down that hallway, then ran into the living room and screamed at the organ. And this dude asks "did you hear anything? There was someone walking." #monsterdon

Velma, you wait here while Scoob and I go look for the kitchen. #monsterdon

This guy keeps a puma for a pet. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

For your convenience, we will no longer serve soup and sandwich for lunch. Thanks, I hate it.

Someone left the acid vat open. Let me go lean over the edge and look into it. I don't need to close the lid or anything. #monsterdon

Achievement unlocked. Watching @ryan@social.miyaku.media ‘s #monstermiru using a PS4 web browser. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

I've been shooting a lot of gimbal video lately. So that shot of all the guys jumping out of the trucks with sticks as the camera rolled back was pretty cool. I was like "I know how to do that!" #KungFuSat

The rescue van looks like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. Zoikes, Scoob! Like double uzis! #KungFuSat

I'm gonna post a photo of them "all but making love" and I'm not even gonna cover the image with a warning. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

When I worked at a big investment bank in Canary Wharf, London, there were office building floors like this restaurant. You couldn't come in without a coat and tie. Us tech geeks tended to wear suits, but not ties. So when my colleague went to a floor to talk with one of the big wigs, the receptionist had ties in a drawer behind the desk. He had to borrow one just to go in. #KungFuSat

Ok. Gonna do a brief walk with the dog, then join in the live stream. #monsterdon

Price is fantastic in this film. No mustache, but that's OK. #monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

@steggy@sunny.garden That's because they pulled the whole men's wardrobe from Roger's closet. #monsterdon

This is stupid. The last thing I would want to do is go be alone. Put everyone in the same room, everybody watching everyone. Stay awake all night. Not gonna even think of sleeping. #monsterdon

Chow Yun Fat and the Seven Dwarves. Sneezy, Desert Boy, Big Eye, Gutsy, .... #KungFuSat