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He ain't afraid of no ghost.
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The trash goblin who runs retro.pizza. Anti-AI. Xennial nerd, genderqueer lesbian, foster cat parent, anticapitalist, neurodivergent, exhausted 24/7. Former geek culture columnist, former editor for a gay romance publisher, currently able to pay my bills and kind of hating it. Voted Most Likely To Die Falling Down Stairs After Being Tripped By A Cat While Carrying A CRT.
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It's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!
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TIME FOR LADIES TO MAKE OUT
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"They?"
You know. THEM.
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You married a goth, I'm not sure what you expected, sir.
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So much for his rental deposit.
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This movie is kind of making me want to rewatch Crimson Peak.
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I DARE.
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...How do you have a Special Guest Star in a movie?
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Well be a nice neighbor and help those ghosts load up those moving boxes.
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I'm *intimately* familiar with the spacetime continuum.
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"Sometimes people don't listen to warnings that might save them."
This movie is dropping truth bombs.
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I wonder what the center of time is doing right now.
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You can tell that's the past because it's in black and white.
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I do enjoy all the 60s sciencey sounds happening.
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Oh boy, time for the compulsory heterosexuality
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Oh boy, lots of stock footage!
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This looks like performance art. Like a stage show.
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@Lazarou@mastodon.social Unless they were MEANT to go back in time and kill that lizard!
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The monster looks like me when I've been untangling the rat's-nest of cables behind my TV.
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And then they fucked off into the Everglades.
Like the best #monsterdon movies, Sting of Death could be fairly described as, "That sure was technically a movie." Maybe it's better when we see less of the creature, at least when it's gonna look like that.
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I think it stops being called a "theory" once it's proven?
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the Center of Time and the Center of the Earth both have dinosaurs.
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Oh I love a top priority conference.
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Loooooove a science lesson opening.
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THE END
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Oh you're waiting for his sharp little blue pencil to arrive huh
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Egon you're gonna suffocate with that garbage bag over your head!
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This fight is really bad but counterpoint: It's also pretty gay.
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I'm sorry I missed the part where he smeared warm mayo all over his face?
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I love to have swampy pools right outside the door.
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NOPE kick 'em out!
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I LOVE being kidnapped and nearly drowned!
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I love that you can see the seam along the top of his head balloon.
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It was unquestionably the worst creature of the year so far.
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Of course I like you! You're so... charismatic!
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@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza They're probably very exciting for the actors!
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"Hmm, I have hair and flesh... 🤔" -everyone at this party
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Ooohhhhh, she's trying to drag her out the window for spooky ghost lesbian sexytimes
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@jadebees@sunny.garden It does look like the kind of building that has its own Wikipedia page.
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Oh, good old-fashioned heterosexuality!
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She should just sloooowly raise her hand and give him the middle finger.
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You could just like NOT stand there while the haunted rope wraps itself around your ankle
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@jadebees@sunny.garden Oh, here we go! Just the exteriors, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennis_House
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I hate it when my roof leaks used motor oil.
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RIP my new favorite predatory lesbian
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