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When he killed the dire wolf in book 1, I shut the book and never reopened it
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The Onion always has the best business ideas!
Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
https://theonion.com/profits-soar-as-taylor-farms-rebrands-as-biological-weapons-manufacturer/
Am I upset because my stomach is upset, or is my stomach upset because I'm upset?
I think we should stop calling it a ballroom and start calling it by it's true purpose: a bunker.
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I'm glad my cat eats pellet food out of a bag.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Walrus@toot.wales
He must have emptied a dozen cans of Chef Boyardee to fill that bowl.
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@Canageek@wandering.shop @futurebird@sauropods.win @temptoetiam@eldritch.cafe
How are you supposed to open the box?
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Naw, the Ancient Aliens who helped the Egyptians were Egyptians and the Ancient Aliens who helped the Maya were Ancient Maya.
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Warm 'em in oil until they get stinky.
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@dabertime Maybe the US government can give away surplus liquor, kind of like how they did government cheese back in the day.
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@evan
I think I would have said my Metropolitan Area (Minneapolis-St Paul, MN).
Or Fediverse instance
Except I voted too late.
Going through old photos is surprisingly tiring.
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Is it because most sculptors are left handed?