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Ann Annas

@Ananas@jorts.horse

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Terminally Irony Poisoned

Pronouns: She/Her
Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier

I do occasionally go NC-17

Toots are always OC
Replies might not be

@ananas@jorts.horse@justmytoots.com

439 Followers

228 Following

50 Posts

Joined April 30, 2023

Palms:

Sweaty

Knees:

Weak

Arms:

Heavy

Mom's:

Spaghetti

Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

The neurotypical friend who said they weren't angry but in reality they were very very angry, the position you're expected to keep applying to but keep getting rejected for and it hurts a whole lot each and every time, the bright overhead light with visible PWM and an awful incessant buzz that nobody else notices, and other autistic tales of terror, by R.U. Madatme

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

who the fuck is scraeming "IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never immanentize the eschaton

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

*points to cool scar* I got this in the great fediblock war of 2030

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

🎶Goodbye Nissan Altima🎶 🎶Though I've never driven you that well🎶 🎶I knew your CVTs would infamously fail🎶

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

The Sacred and the Propane

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Fesshole would be a lot more fun if we could suggest and vote on penance in the replies

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 4mo ago

Neither credible nor attractive

-My Tinder bio

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ShaulaEvans @plut0nian Oh wait no... this: Roses are red Grapes are a berry Arrive safe in Seattle Don't get dysentery

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

Maybe me in another decade will be more grizzled and cynical and just call for a fediblock anytime someone uses the word "actually" unironically Also I'll be wearing an eye patch and have a cool scar across my face

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@owlsintowels@mas.to BurritOwl

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Boosted by @kkarhan@jorts.horse

TFW you're trying to find a mutual's toot but can't spell their name for the life of you so you just wait until they show up in your feed and click on their pfp instead

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social @telmii_poo@jorts.horse I clearly said that while taking pictures of me was okay, uploading them wasn't

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@plut0nian@jorts.horse Panic! At the Snorgy Because I have a fear of snakes I wish I knew what a snorgy was before I showed up

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

I'm saying this about SM in general but now that I think about it I don't think I have anyone in my blocklist at all on this account so maybe I'm still being too nice to the computer Germans here, IDK I think I just associate a certain sealion type sound on other social networks as bad faith shenanigans but on here I hear the same sorta thing yet default to assuming it's from being on the spectrum and not getting social cues or certain implied things

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@plut0nian I wish you luck in not getting dysentery

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@KronetHjort@jorts.horse Looks like Jorts is gonna grow by gaining a hundred accounts every time Bsky acts like the technbro cryptofash they actually are then keeping maybe 5-10 of them after a month

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@hannah Shocking: the vast majority of people can't spell strawberry

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@plut0nian@jorts.horse I thought this was a sex party for sleep apnea sufferers

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@triz This also means there's a Ryan Breynolds and Bryan Reynolds with dual 🇺🇸🇨🇦 citizenship They differ, of course, in which parent was born where

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@zencoffeebreak@mas.to

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@esvrld@normal.style Intersectionality means that if you have any bad takes I need to functionally stand with your oppressors ✊

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

Those damn sparkly bastards keep winning out when it comes down to flexible hours

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@djb@social.shirow.net @daedalus@eigenmagic.net IMMANENTIZE THE FUCKING ESCHATON, SHINJI!

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@feliks@chaos.social That's bay area polycules for ya

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ShaulaEvans @plut0nian Roses are red Grapes are a berry I am very sorry You got dysentery

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@ana@starlite.rodeo That whole viral tweet about how Captain Planet villains seemed too on the nose but here we fucking are was a little too early for AI but it fits AI better than it does crypto At least with crypto the pollution buys people drugs Here it's all to make awful unsecure tech debt ridden code and tell people to put glue in their pizza sauce

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@esvrld@normal.style (I'm probably gonna get some crap for this but I'm not against intersectionality, I'm against how it's been twisted by people who only got into activism bc they love starting shit... aaaaand now my explainer is longer than the original toot)

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@plut0nian@jorts.horse I already interpret every fave button press as a digital gold star sticker so you're good

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@bimmer@beige.party I'm watching my salt intake tho

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@CyclopsCaveman@glaceon.social @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Buy the seitan, and get gluten, for free

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@goaty@meow.social Best part of all of this IMO are the people earnestly commenting on the original videos (most of them have this issue) with some variation of "you need to edit out your stutter, bro"

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@sbszine He's got the money for it

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

It both annoys and amuses me how much people, even non reactionaries, believe that BS is inherently liberal, leftist, progressive, etc It started as a techbro libertarian web3 project and had to pivot when a) web3 hype dwindled instead of catching on b) leftish people started fleeing Twitter for Bluesky The disdain that the mods have for the vast majority of the userbase is very palpable, to me at least

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

_{_{_{This toot does not constitute legal advice}}}

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@hannah The data is clear: eight out of ten doctors* want you to eat small rocks and put glue on your pizza *: We asked ten LLMs to pretend to be doctors

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@nixCraft@mastodon.social She used to post more about herself but took it down Cat picture is still on the site even if she no longer links to it https://gail.com/boxcat.jpg

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@waitworry@sakurajima.moe The big deal was because it couldn't be removed from your library except with a specific program that was written and released only after pushback

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 3mo ago

Ask your accountant if being paid in woims is right for you

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@catsalad@infosec.exchange You can turn that setting off? Sleep mode doesn't count btw

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@migratory What made it bad?

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

Tribalism ✋
Tribadism 👈

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@JonBaker@mastodon.social No Burger Gods No Burger Masters

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link I never liked him much anyways

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

If you want to marry me you need to know that I carry a terrible generational curse

_{(I stand to inherit multiple timeshares)}

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 5mo ago

Replying to

Shitposters, come to the fediverse, where you can't get disappeared for making fun of people's porn proclivities

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Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse

· 2mo ago

Am I a proponent of The Death of the Author theory as a cop out because I don't know why I say most of the things I say?

I'll let you be the judge of that

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