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@daedalus@eigenmagic.net
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Snarky Antagonist. Prominent Expert (positive). Personal assistant to the @tyrant@eigenmagic.net. Creator of the CyberSecure rating system https://cybersecure.eigenmagic.com/ He/him.

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Joined August 19, 2018
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 6d ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Society has done a really poor job of teaching people to enjoy learning how to do something, rather than just getting an outcome, huh?
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 6d ago
Source code is for explaining things to other humans. The machines don't need it to look like that.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 1mo ago
Urge to FOI AusPost for the signoffs on the TERF wizard owl promo bullshit rising.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Replying to
@stilgherrian@eigenmagic.net whatever they are taking they should either halve it, or double it.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
More helpful advice.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 1mo ago
Replying to
"Good afternoon Justin, Thank you for contacting the Australian National Audit Office (ANAO). The ANAO does not have any branded merchandise available. ANAO Communication" :sad_keanu:
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Beaumont Tiles gets a Security Bandage Award for failing to take security seriously.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Replying to
The song had to be recorded and released without knowing it'd be on the movie soundtrack, basically. A new recording of an existing song (a cover) recorded for the movie soundtrack is disqualified. They have to have used an existing, released version of a song in the movie.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
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@drew@eigenmagic.net I thought it a shame they didn't use Weird Al's Albuquerque in the Coyote vs ACME movie
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Maybe someone could look into how genies get put into bottles in the first place?
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@gvwilson@mastodon.social Booo! [complimentary]
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Looks like my plans to migrate things off DigitalOcean just got reprioritised to "as fast as possible".
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 4w ago
auspol
The new Digital Duty of Care draft proposes to ban "material or conduct that encourages, promotes, incites or instructs individuals to … engage in self-harm" and I, for one, look forward to never again being invited to connect with anyone on LinkedIn.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Boosted by @oxy@social.bsdlab.au
Replying to
@MattHatton@aus.social "the Strathfield Rodentia" ahahaha #ICACRadio
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago

status: One or more devices has experienced an error resulting in data corruption. Applications may be affected.

This is why I have two external backup drives in rotation.

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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
There is an Aldi ad on SBS lately that annoys me. An old woman warns "beware the salami that boasts a tiny price, thy corners be surely cut" But salami doesn't *have* any corners.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @kcarruthers@infosec.exchange
How do I explain, in a professional work context, to a group of early- and mid-career engineers that Omarchy is a fascist project they should avoid because the stench of that past association may never come off?
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Replying to
:omya_github:
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Bit of a work win to end the week. Big #TGIF time :tgif:
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
I wonder if I can get Xero's VP of engineering to get their dev team to learn how to gracefully degrade a webapp if LaunchDarkly isn't contactable. Such as when customers run adblockers. Because right now their app is just broken if you block LaunchDarkly and it doesn't have to be.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2w ago
Morning Fediverse!
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 1mo ago
Local raven (that we have decided is named Tina) was trying to get into a neighbours groceries that were left on their front porch. Clever girl!
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Replying to
@tubsta@social.bsdlab.au this is on the zfs recv side, on a removable USB drive. USB disks can be a little… fraught.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Late bedtime after school cabaret night plus some poor sleep means moar coffee needed.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Morning Fediverse!
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@liamvhogan@aus.social I continue to struggle with seeing how selling phenylephrine tablets as a nasal decongestant isn't classed as fraud.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 3w ago
Replying to
:omya_gcp:
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
My consulting rates are reassuringly expensive.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
This might be my favourite photo of me giving a talk at Melbourne Python metup.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Maybe putting credulous, incurious people in charge of important things is a bad idea?
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jpm@aus.social could be, yeah. last lot had the slightly overcooked brown you get from the IIRC Brisbane factory.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
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@oxy@social.bsdlab.au @jpm@aus.social I blame Joh
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ifixcoinops@retro.social ooh matron!
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@emmadavidson@aus.social attn @MattHatton@aus.social
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@franksting@theblower.au no I ate them
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Is it nostalgia to remember when a lot of this stuff was called "fraud" and there were consequences?
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
The modern Arnott's ginger nut seems smaller, and less dense. It doesn't cope well with being dunked in a cup of tea now. I recall being able to hold it in there for several seconds and get it to a warm and chewy texture, but it just disintegrates if you try that now.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@xssfox@cloudisland.nz duly noted
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@oxy@social.bsdlab.au not in a way that I'd expect affects the heft and density of the biscuit before it gets dunked. Unless my tea has developed some quite remarkable properties.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 4w ago
Replying to
so the ANAO logo font appears to use a slightly customised version of Segoe WP Bold, or similar, and the triangle thing doesn't look too hard to duplicate…
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jpm@aus.social @oxy@social.bsdlab.au they might try, but the different ovens in different states work differently, apparently, so they have to adjust the recipe anyway. From what I recall of what my brother-in-law who used to run Arnott's R&D said. Brisbane's are often too hot and tend to overcook the biscuits a bit.
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
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@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social less food than high-fructose corn syrup
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JP @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
· 2mo ago
Replying to
jazz coding: it's the code you *don't* write that makes all the difference
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