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ol dusty hamstrings

@telmii_poo@jorts.horse
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Fan of societal detritus and industrial leftovers. Enthusiast of flickering hallways and sewer systems. Celebrator of crumble. Lucid in the amerikkkan nightmare.

header image: the most absolutely perfect mixture of texture and color. the green is rat poison, the rest is shades of sand and mold.

avatar: a frumpy frosting frog sitting atop a frosted cake with silly little mushrooms on it. in the frogs little hand is a small flower.

Confused by posts onhere since 2021

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314 Followers
281 Following
40 Posts
Joined December 03, 2022
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

A chamber in a sewer which i never thought i would see which i was sure had been destroyed by progress which i thought would be flowing too hard which i thought would have no entrance which i drove thousands of miles to attempt which i got severe poison sumac for which magically had a perfect entrance for which somehow had passable flow which is untouched by time which dumped dopamine down my spinal cord

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago

I can not explain to you how scary it is to run into a live beaver deep underground

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

just finished a month of choochoo time and after adding it all together i have now done just under 20k miles riding freight :catslinger:​

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

the sun tried to kill me but i wouldnt let it

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

I don't even understand poison ivy like??? If it takes days for an animal to react to touching you its not like it knows which plant is the one that is hurting it?????? Also i wasn't even trying to eat you you bitch ass oily fuck

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

In other news i found one of the most incredible GIS maps of tunnels i have ever seen and am working on scraping it on preparation for a visit to Europe 👹

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

You guys say so much stuff on here

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

visit the forests of north america while you still can

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

:hmmyes:

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

You thing reply guys are bad but have you seen the gay porn reply guys onhere??? Shits wild lol

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

Day 9 of poison sumac, the doctor said my case is IMPRESSIVE. I would like to be skinned from head to toe or lit on fire. The rash continues to spread. Nothing helps. I am not getting sick. Fuck.

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

I see the internet is NOT DOING WELL today

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

i see the youtube algo has once again gotten considerably worse

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

I lay silently in the blazing heat on a fr8 train waiting for it to roll out into the mountains when suddenly a hawk holding a half dead bird landed on a defunct power line next to me. A handful of small birds protesting the capture of their homie followed and attempted to save their friend as the hawk slowly and confidently ripped it apart, barely noting the protests. A worker walked slowly down the line past my car and the train started rolling as the sun set behind the mountains

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

Covered in poison oak and stuck in a car for the next 9 hours with people that all are sick of each other this is absolute hell

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago

Dude there was ANOTHER beaver in the tunnels but this one was fucking PISSED and literally CHARGED us slapping its tail and shit dude had ONE STICK he was guarding like bro we don't want yr stick just chill

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

Dusting off all my train riding gear just as the heat dome descends on the continent 🥴😬😮‍💨😂

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

Why so swagless skinny white dudes make the sickest beats???

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

Does anyone here have connections with someone that works with GIS in Berlin? :ablobowo:

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago

Wearing smart glasses is an open invitation to get punched in the face

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
Replying to
OK to be fair i ran Ubuntu off a broken dell laptop in 2008 but this still feels significant
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

Ludacris's real name is Chris 😳​

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago

cant wait to get nuked from the brand new amazon defense center on the moon its going to be awesome they are surely going to handle this in a chill way that is good for all of humanity in all the books about space and the future its like super chill and fun so we should be good

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

I remember liking summer hahahaaaaa

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

Sticker of "mr yuck" with text reading "i yucked yr mom"

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@Foritus@toot.dusepo.co.uk i straight up would have been less surprised by dude saying this than i was by my initial sighting of him
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@EveOfTheFuture@chaosfem.tw yea absolutely....we tried to get him out but it wasnt really working :c
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@itinerantnothing@kolektiva.social wait wow this is really it
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@AlexanderVI@stranger.social I doubt my answers would satisfy your curiosity but likely just multiply the questions
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

Poison ivy is the most ass thing ever, I'm going insane this shit lasts way too long 🥵

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

one of my toxic traits is that i will play headphone music on a bluetooth speaker

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

Imagine having to inquire about the value of a goose as if it is not inherent??????

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

Someone make a post about the golden goose fairy tale

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
Replying to
im lost without ARCGIS :psyduck:​
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@praxeology@post.lurk.org unfortunately these layers do not not have tunnel centerlines but information on the catchment types by block
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago

Just saw someone wearing a hat that literally said "I ❤️ PROLAPSE."

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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@scattapilla@jorts.horse an unstoppable force
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ol dusty hamstrings @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
Everyone needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP about this NYC shit of some dudes coming out of a manhole and MIND YR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
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