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@bimmer@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person
posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets
PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background
banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background
@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry
Eric Bono may reply to my toots
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590 Following
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Joined November 21, 2025
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fedi word cloud generator:
happy thrrpday to you
happy thrpday
happy thrppdayyyy
haaappy thrrrrpdayyy tooo youuu
my forever home has a cat door installed in EVERY interior door
what if I post too much and run out of cyan ink or toner?
when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let go" smh
is your microwave running?
my 4yo son is currently crying because he doesn't want to have a butt crack
I bet crocheting for giants would involve thimbles
hello fellow young person, are you going to be rendering any aerosolized illustrations this weekend?
do centaurs slap their own asses to go faster?
may your enemies never taste nachos again
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everyone in the UK is searching every lake, river, drainage ditch, and puddle for that lady who distributes swords
the observable boobiverse
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not now your honor, I'm trying to get to the bottom of my masto timeline
#cyclospora has been a catastrophe, but, like always, we will rebuild ✊
may your enemies be trapped in a brightly lit, white, featureless room and exposed to a live text to speech feed of every new reddit post
I'm committed to zero pants by 2050
keep fedi weird
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @DaddyJew@mastodon.social my jiffy lube overtorqued the drain plug and now my memories are leaking out
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social ohhh shit I see it now, hell yeah
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social did you do the 'this website sucks'?
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social move it to another path and replace it with an 88x31 peenr image
8bitdo controllers work very well on linux apparently, so well I sat down and played games until my brain turned to mush for the first time in what feels like a decade but is probably more like eight months
hantamaxxing
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social what kind of jobs does it do?
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social brb opening an incognito crontab
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🎶 crunchy riiice
take me hooome
toooooo the plaaace
I belooooong 🎶
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place please tell me you replace the mouse with a little glove or gauntlet
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Roses are red
I'm jorkin my peanits
The air temp outside
Matched the surface of Venus
thrown lighters are the leading cause of rapid unscheduled disassembly of fingers
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party is that dexys midnight runners merch?