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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I broke my server so I guess I'm here until I figure out how to fix it (I won't)
She/Her | 40ish | Brooklyn | Autistic | Taken
I like synthesizers and I don't like cops.
Sometimes drives racecar.
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Picturing OSHA somehow surviving the collapse of the USian Empire and living on as a freestanding continuous bureaucracy for the next few millenia like the church did.
Moore's law failed to consider that god-complex CEOs given a blank check would simply buy the world's supply of components.
Everyone in midtown has a trenchcoat now so I need to get a beret to make it clear that I'm wearing it in a partisan way instead of a bougie way.
Shit, I need to renew my forklift certification
Can I reclaim the t-slur if I only ever get called a faggot and other completely unnecessary thoughts
Just heard my retired-military landlord who is probably old enough to have taken part in the Vietnam War describe Ho Chi Minh City (yes, he called it that and everything) as 'liberated' by Ho Chi Minh which I think is v cool
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@julieofthespirits@kolektiva.social Lamine Yamal seems cool, I just don't think the country's godawful nationslists deserve anything nice. I also don't think Spanish antisemitism is in any way limited to Vox even if they're blunter about it. Idk, I hope none of the remaining teams have fun.
Spain-Argentina would be such a mindfuck with the sheer number of fascists named Franco not rooting for Spain.
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@futurebird Nothing else jumping out at me other than that the company used to be called "Spartan" which is red flaggy but not a slam dunk, and not finding much about the guy behind it outside of interviews which he isn't really dropping any dogwhistles. Probably not a nazi rn, but the way these alternative medicine grifters are I'm sure he will be in a few years.
It would be against the norms.
Thinking about how the first thing Mamdani did after winning (other than deciding he likes SRG and Jessica Tisch now) was protect Hakeem "the rent isn't high enough" Jeffries from being primaried by Chi Osse.
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Every time I see a picture of it my first thought is "why verrazano so small"
Guy's blasting music over phone speakers on the J and I'm not even mad because it's Rasputin.
I wonder if they made phone keyboards unusable on purpose in order to try to get everyone to switch to voice.
<-- no longer forklift certified 😔
I bet with the rate the AI ads are vandalized in the subway that the TA is losing money on running them. No one gets to win with this slop except Sam Altman and co.
Robert Palmer has one (1) good song, but that one good song has hundreds of plays according to my last.fm
(Johnny and Mary if you're curious about what the good song is)
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@senders I wish I could say that anything pharmacists do surprises me, but using a phone number as the only patient identifier is way up there.
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@senders I was shocked at how easy Jellyfin was to set up as a non-computer-toucher - it's like five minutes
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@julieofthespirits@kolektiva.social Can't convince me that a country which had a town called 'Castrillo Matajudios' until a few years ago supports Palestine for the right reasons.