how can i be homophobic?
my boyfriend‘s gay
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TIL that cucumbers turn bitter when they’re stressed which is the most relatable thing i‘ve ever heard tbh
shoutout to whoever this is
i suspected the squirrels were stealing the bird food but i didn’t think they were sophisticated enough to perform supply-chain attacks!
he needs some milk
a sign of the times
entschuldigen Sie?!
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@witix@mk.absturztau.be @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party they’re called washers and they spread load, so make it less brittle
not a single thought behind those eyes
fops in the garden!
i succumbed to the bahnshop 
shutterstock dot com
look inside
no shutters
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@witix@mk.absturztau.be @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party so your thing will be more creaky and won’t last as long without them
too sick to do anything, but alive enough to complain about it 
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@lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place @Jenetrix@shrimp.creatures.club omg 5 years and i never noticed that ty for pointing that out :D
too broke for a credit score :blobcatfearful:
too woke for a sleep score :blobcatgoogly:
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@leymoo @cloudthethings
how it actually works therefore how it doesn’t actually know anything or think so produces wrong answers that sound as good as it’s correct ones
how subsidised by VC it is atm therefore how unsustainable it is
wow what an amazing offer!!
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@julia@eepy.moe @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social just proxying the „josh“ @sangu@m.fa.gl gave me when i played it :ablobcatblink:
how can i be homophobic, my boyfriend‘s gay
why did the switch come out of the networking closet?
die Fabrik muss wachsen
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@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer until the cli tool does something dumb like https://cli.github.com/manual/gh_auth_token :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:
finally put together IoT integration for my ancient scrolls, calling it TomeKit
@zool@icosahedron.website were you z00l on osx86 irc by any chance? :blobcat: