I think the menstrual cup is an amazing idea. But how are they going to determine the winner?
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nightjar
@nightjar@twoot.site
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sorry for sexting too hard and getting you pregnant bro
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you should buy shares in my dick and use it every day or you will be left behind
Making an account on all the kink dating and hookup apps and calling myself "CNC Machine"
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
"but I don't get it. Steel is heavier than feathers"
"don't worry about it kitten"
Buttholes don't deserve the horrible association with AI companies
My favorite football team? Arse anal
The only silicon valley I respect is your mom's cleavage
lewd bad
Tripsitting my friends on shrooms and repeatedly telling them "do not hallucinate"
Oh no! You forgot to select soft scaling when you took your HRT and now your tits are all blocky
The average person has one boob
the fifth element is cum
lamentations of the butthole
Businessmen in suits don't piss on the fucking floor challenge (impossible)
Who called it horny blåhaj and not activated sharkhole?
More and more people are picking up the latest tiktok trend: the so-called "breed around the world" challenge
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@mynameistillian@plush.city durendal is a legendary sword
grapefruit technique... tillian my friend. You are not ready for this
CW: lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCNUa6IIu4
The Grapefruit Technique
babe. please don't take this the wrong way, but you really need to moisturize your perineum
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@kelson@notes.kvibber.com to be fair, I usually remove my clothes before completing my load
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@nymphostimtoy@kinkycats.org why does this make me think of the Zaith'isk from Baldur's Gate 3 :blobCatThinkOwO:
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Listen son
Said the man with the bung
There's room for you inside