Getting Mitch ready for his big return to senate
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Patrick 🌎
@patrickworld@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06🇨🇦 🤩 Mock Star. Big bawler. Inactivist. Also known as a busta. I never come wack on an old school track 🎸 Wildly underrated 🦉 🐈⬛ Dishwasher safe (top shelf) DM’s only
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It’s always Caturday really
Born on this day: Sophia Loren, the iconic Italian actress whose magnetic presence, Oscar‑winning talent, and timeless elegance made her a global symbol of cinematic glamour. Rising from postwar hardship, she built a legendary career defined by strength, beauty, and unforgettable screen charisma.
Born on this day: Jason Alexander, American actor, comedian, and director best known for portraying George Costanza on Seinfeld. His sharp timing, neurotic charm, and Broadway roots made him a defining figure in 1990s television and stage comedy.
Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.
Good effort from everyone this year but I’ve won again!
Oh shit look what was in my drafts folder 🙄
First day at the new gig so I’m wearing animal socks 🧦
Me, waiting for the Teams meeting to start when I have the wrong link
If you go see Spider-Man Brand New Day, a super fun thing to do is every time Tom Holland is on screen, whisper to the person next to you ‘that’s Stan Lee’
Born on this day: Louis Armstrong, the legendary trumpeter whose gravel‑rich voice reshaped American music. A pioneer of jazz, he blended virtuosic horn playing with charismatic singing, creating timeless recordings that influenced generations and defined the sound of 20th‑century popular culture.
Ever panic download an album before you get on a plane?
Best scene from the bible hands downs 🙏🏾
*I know you all probably think it’s real but it was made with AI
Look, all I’m saying is if there’s a bag of what looks like pistachios on the couch in your house, don’t just pick them up and eat some without reading the bag first. They might be cat treats. I’m not saying it happened to me, but I’m also not saying it didn’t
Born on this day: Tom Brady, legendary NFL quarterback known for his unmatched leadership, precision passing, and seven Super Bowl victories. His relentless discipline and competitive spirit redefined excellence, inspiring generations of athletes and fans across two decades of deflated football.
Put this on my work laptop so they know I’m for real
Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals
#PresidentsDay
Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 🪓
Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893), the 19th U.S. president, ended Reconstruction and advanced early civil service reform. A former Union general and Ohio governor, he won the fiercely disputed 1876 election and sought national reconciliation while promoting government integrity #PresidentsDay
‘Hello sharks. It’s an app that’s a Shazam for the movie the person is watching in the plane three rows away from you’
work *we are open to new ways of doing everything, there are no bad ideas*
me: presents an idea 🥹
work: *that’s a bad idea and we’d never do that what are you even thinking this isn’t a daycare take your insane ramblings back to wherever you came from and just do things the way the always do* 😡
Ok I’ll bite what’s a PowerPoint?
#BREAKING I have been appointed CEO of Air Canada 👨🏾✈️
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#BREAKING Final severance package after 8+ years...8 weeks pay. Thanks for nothing fuckers. Signed, sealed, delivered, up yours
Summer 1986. Montreal hosted ‘Millerfest’ that had a great lineup. Eurythmics were huge that year and their set was phenomenal. I figured out where they were staying and met them afterwards. I always say Annie Lennox gave me one of the best hugs I ever got in my life. She sent someone out to their tour bus to get this for me, and she and Dave signed it 🥹
William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership. #PresidentsDay
I think it’s funny when someone says ‘this stuff’s like crack cocaine’. I always wanna say ‘yeah, I’ve done tons of crack cocaine and this Chicago Mix popcorn is hitting all the same notes’
I was wondering what the lil plaque was for but apparently its a historic site where one day in 1991 Bono pissed off The Edge
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Hey so they’re turning down my 12 week request and insisting on 8. I’m countering with 10 tomorrow
George Washington (1732–1799) was an American military leader and statesman who commanded the Continental Army, presided over the Constitutional Convention, and became the first U.S. president. Revered as the “Father of His Country,” he shaped the nation’s early identity and institutions #PresidentsDay
me: hey I lost my job this week. Can you write me an obituary for LinkedIn?
them: an obituary?
me: sorry, ‘recommendation’
Ok. I’m at an M&S store and they’re selling this cake Mother’s Day, and they call it ‘rainbow showstopper cake’. *I* say they should save it for Pride month and call it ‘Gayke’. Out of pocket or right on the money? Sound off in the comments
Created by the Constitution, the State of the Union began as written reports. Woodrow Wilson revived in‑person delivery in 1913. It evolved into a prime‑time televised address where presidents outline priorities, report national conditions, and navigate increasingly polarized political theatre
Kick flip it is! @patrickworld@mastodon.online
IYKYK
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What should I spend my time on these days? 🤔
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@MennoWolff@ohai.social Thanks, got some advice, sent in my request for severance today. I’ll see what they say!
I hereby declare that Omaha, the most populous city in the great state of Nebraska, will henceforth be known as ‘Obamaha’. Thank you for your attention to this matter!