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watch PLEASE, I am just enjoying my morning drum and bass

@theresnotime@fox.nexus what about if they give you root access to their brain? (asking for a friend, etc)

@gsuberland@chaos.social I've had to unsubscribe from so many subreddits and RSS feeds because they just became promotion grounds for someone's completely vibecoded home network dashboard or whatever

@theresnotime@fox.nexus is this what we call people from brighton?

OH: “…vectron for scale.”

@selectric@tacobelllabs.net so many such cases

@blue@glauca.space yes, and me doing it along my commute to fill in all the updated details about the area around the newly built station

another example is that from taking apart my vacuum cleaner for servicing a couple of weeks ago, I learned how cyclones worked this has immediately come in useful when looking at dust collection for wood sanding since it's literally the same problem scaled up and meant I can combine a more reasonable vacuum (including my household one using an adapter) with a bucket and a printed cyclone :D

@kunsi@chaos.social nah, it's all fine :)

@r@glauca.space oh yeah, I probably couldn’t deal with java without intellij or at least eclipse

@olivvybee@beehive.city yep, like wallets, battery packs, or stands

@theresnotime@fox.nexus oh no, not again

“who in the hells would walk straight into this obvious API footgun?” *hits keyboard shortcut for git blame sidebar* “oh fuck, the entire class was written by me” 🙃

listening to the same set every day is kinda goated for the routine though. I don't have to look at a clock to know what I should be doing, I can now tell if I'm ahead or behind schedule by which song is playing I know that if I haven't brushed my teeth by a certain drop, I am not making my intended commute train

this set on my home theatre surround speakers and sub, every morning at 08:00 for the last week right as the caffeine hits 🥰 https://music.apple.com/gb/album/ukf-on-air-camo-krooked-live-from-a-train-%C3%B6bb-2024-dj-mix-dj-mix/1755290478

OH: “right, these people are too happy and my bank account balance is too low”

@r@glauca.space o yea, that channel is great. made a bunch of stuff from their videos

@erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net oh this is a relatively safe bet given that I’ve still got bits of “I’m upping my p(doom)” stuck in my head from hearing it nearly two weeks ago

people really do have no idea how to respond to a person saying “you're right, I should not have done that and in retrospect it was not the right move. can I walk you through the problem I was trying to solve here and get some input?”, huh

has anyone ever found a real use for service workers in browsers that isn't just causing persistent battery drain for no obvious gain? [rhetorical question] x dot com has a bug in a service worker it runs when you visit the site where it will repeatedly make requests for an incomprehensible cloudflare-hosted URL in a way that persists browser restarts and is completely undiagnosable without enabling developer options. only noticed because my MacBook Air has been warm all day

@kunsi@chaos.social yes good! ❤️

@alina@girldick.gay OH NO

@h0m54r@mastodon.social for sure, same here on iPhone 15 Pro and I'm looking forward to the improvements in thermals

okay I admit, smart cooking appliances *might* have been a mistake (yes, I know I could have hit a cancel button hidden under that bottom notification)

@samw@hacksrus.xyz oh my gods YES. I am going on SO MANY walks

people often focus way too much on the physicality of intimacy and completely miss the emotional, psychological, or even spiritual aspects of it still trying to Be Something, rather than seeing that they Already Are

TURNS OUT that if you signal the things you need help with around good people and a willingness to receive that help, they offer to help you?? truly wild concept

@alina@girldick.gay ✅ strongly agreed

@erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net oh christ, you’re absolutely right on that one

nixcon really doesn't do good for my assertions of “it's not a cult” to my colleagues at work :p

ah, the factory game enjoyers are having problems with laying pipe and mating again

I love accidentally stepping into engineering religious wars :D made the wonderful tactical error of asking for opinions on torx verses hex screw heads for a project

one of these days I would love to do a public talk about what visa and mastercard *actually* do and how we got here I keep looking at people having Takes on my industry and while their heart rounds to being in the right place, there is a fascinating world of complexities in the mechanics of financial systems to solve if you ever want to replace them

@alina@girldick.gay it's so good 🥺

if I ever win the lottery, I won't tell anyone but there will be signs (I'll start buying festool power tools)

I love how on streetcomplete you can effectively see my covid-era walks through my local area because there are routes where there are no tasks remaining

I think one of my favourite lecture series so far has been a stanford one on behavioural biology, which has at the start the lecturer asking the class “how many people believe in free will? …that's going to change” :p

@alina@girldick.gay wait this is a boomer thing to do? welp

see, demos just hit different when you can feel the warm air from your melting 9070 XT from across the room

@theresnotime@fox.nexus right?? it's so good :D

I am every single month amused at how many banking and finance management apps are incapable of understanding that people might actually work for a company that also accepts payments at their retail and online stores, so send notifications like “[amount] refund from [employer]”

[call of duty tutorial voice] remember, switching to your second screwdriver is always faster than reloading