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@dank@jorts.horse
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no spoons, only knives
stormy, husky, brawling
singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning

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Header is a small firepit with a modest campfire, flames gently licking the sides, background is grassland biome in autumn blanketed with fallen leaves.

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A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle. It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a small cloud of dust.

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Joined November 18, 2024
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social personally: nope el reg recently talked about it, too analyzed 1,061 publicly attributed AI-assisted vulnerability discoveries from Anthropic's Project Glasswing & the Berkeley Vulnerability Research Initiative, then cross-referenced them against its Known Exploited Vulnerability database. The result: just 14, or 1.3 percent, have been confirmed as exploited in the wild, almost identical to the rate across all vulnerabilities in VulnCheck's dataset. https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/07/28/ai-found-bugs-arent-proving-any-easier-to-exploit-despite-the-hype/5279637
theregister.com
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

this fucking search engine still can't find anything for a tracking number.. but it sure can tell me checks notes what 28.6 is in "cat in a dogs world"
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

had to fix a trimmer when the spring went sproinging during maintenance.

how the hell do you get a tension-loaded complex spring into an awkward spot with two other moving parts depending on it?!

then i remembered i have a throwaway wrench with U-shaped prongs from a decade ago and dad-ran directly to where it was. and it worked ferpectly

"box of cables"-type moment of victory
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@andreamm@mastodon.social if i know i'll be waiting somewhere for more than a couple of minutes my choice is "bring the ebook reader" or "bring the flipper", and most often i throw both in a little shoulder bag. then i can see if there's anything to futz with for a few minutes and do some reading if not 😸​
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @MartyCormack@urbanists.social @ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social A7 john forester set us back a hundred years with vehicular cycling. ride where you are least likely to be hurt even if it means breaking laws or norms. be considerate of pedestrians and other bikes. riding on sidewalks is illegal here. in 30 years of biking i have never seen a single person hassled for it. but i routinely see ghost bikes and almost no driver faces anything but trivial consequences for hurting or even killing a cyclist. #BikeNite
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

wildlife and garden update:

i decided to take down the bird feeder. despite best efforts, there have been two big fights that lead to lost fluff, feathers, and three limping birds. they're also pooping on all the cars.

the mint seems established, but isn't ready to harvest yet. i think i'll split the two plants so they're not root-bound

the sorrel is in rude health and i've been eating something from the garden every other day. gonna start freezing a lot of it for the winter

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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago

oh hell yesss it's almost pickling season. and almost chanterelle season.

i should plant cabbages next year

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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@andreamm@mastodon.social FWIW, the IR blaster on a flipper works great on these. might as well do something with your time while waiting 💪​
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social @telmii_poo@jorts.horse the heroic beaver is nature's perfect bricklayer with built-in trowel, adroit hands, and a hyperfocused building impulse. please excuse the unorthodox courses, we are still learning 🦫
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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i don't want to have to put a very ordinary hatchback on carsandbids and bringatrailer, but i may friggin have to
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures when you leave /* don't delete this, i don't know why it works but it does in the codebase
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange grilled escarole makes a banger salad! https://jessicaseinfeld.com/recipes/grilled-escarole-with-lemon-parmesan-dressing
Grilled Escarole with Lemon-Parmesan Dressing Recipe from Jessica Seinfeld  |  Jessica Seinfeld
Jessica Seinfeld

Grilled Escarole with Lemon-Parmesan Dressing Recipe from Jessica Seinfeld  |  Jessica Seinfeld

Step-by-step instructions to make Grilled Escarole with Lemon-Parmesan Dressing in just about 15 minutes

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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@plinth@infosec.exchange oooh! is that seatbelt fabric? i love that stuff for bags and straps.
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@ruxbat@jorts.horse oh i meant signal to noise 😸​
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@sluttymayo@jorts.horse @serverlessaoife@mastodon.social @telmii_poo@jorts.horse a horse is a horse of course, of course it's also a beaver laying soldiers and stretchers some times off course
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@jalefkowit@vmst.io plot twist: it's Viktor Belenko's truck
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@the_etrain@beige.party with just the right combination of bullying and gassing up we could convince apartheid clyde to get into the ring
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@aud perfect opportunity to make the classic "hung like this" joke holds arms wide apart
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@dasparky@spore.social shortchanging people who use accessibility features by rewriting the entire script piece-meal is indefensible. and it almost certainly takes longer. even as a sighted person with good hearing, the divergence between what's said and what's subtitled is infuriating.
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
free bald techbro moniker
huel brynner
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange i love empty char so much. i think i've used it multiple times a day for at least a decade and no one sanitizes their inputs for it
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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re: james bond
@ellieraejaye@chaosfem.tw @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @floppyplopper@todon.nl On Her Majesty's Secret Bussy
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@MediaActivist@todon.eu the kind of insecure that requires 861 foreign military bases to enforce "the obviously best economic system"
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @stroz@infosec.exchange if you have a silhouette or cricut, you can make cut vinyl stickers as well. in fact, you could share designs in an open format to let people make their own, too
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 1w ago
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@i0null@infosec.exchange at least they all have flared bases :gurakek:​
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@aud@fire.asta.lgbt @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social the bewildering part for me is that it's so clearly and easily disproven. like.. have they never done something illegal? you can do something illegal in the privacy of your own home right this second, you don't even need help from a friend FFS or do they just cling to the presupposition that the in-group can never be guilty of misdeeds and are suddenly having to grapple with the fact that they are not part of that in-group?
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 1mo ago
any ruggedized android phones not made by smasnug or a no-name brand anymore? i really like my nokia, but it will age out of security updates soon. has to have an sd slot, headphone jack would be nice but not mandatory. #lazyweb
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@chirpbirb@meow.social the sheer volume of sentences i now start with "20 years ago" or "30 years ago" beggars belief
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@jordan@sometimes.social i can understand a mismatch between dubs and subs. that's at least explicable - even though i still think if it's said it should be subbed. the specific instances i've encountered recently have been english native high-budget shows with hundreds of episodes made in the last 20 years. for me it's an inconvenience. every time what's said and what's subbed diverge i notice it. for folks that don't hear the dialog i feel they're being short-changed of the creators' intention.
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@stroz@infosec.exchange not available to everyone, but if you have a large enough powerbank or UPS, you can do a bit of arbitrage. i have my powerbank set to charge overnight when electric costs are ~3¢ vs daytime peak that's 9¢. even if the powerbank doesn't have that feature you can use a $15 outlet timer
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@evacide@hachyderm.io masto is my twelfth social platform if you count forums and IRC as single entities :behehe:​ and it's by far the best, even with all its problems :blobheart:​
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@stroz@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange in for sure, too the only thing i'd add is maybe make them at least one step removed from the obvious to keep the CHUDs in the dark a "friend of blahaj" or knife goose or Kropotkin pin would go HAAARD
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@CliffsEsport@mastodon.social @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org yeah it looks like it's taco-ing
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange @stroz@infosec.exchange silhouette doesn't do any DRM or require always-connected as far as i'm aware, which is why i mentioned it first. but they do paywall-gate SVG and other vector imports. providing both an SVG and a PNG would take care of both usecases. tracing is easy and accurate in silhouette studio and most anyone who uses it will already know how. if you need a tester i can dig out my machine. that said, it might be an edge case, most folk'll probably want a pin/sticker shipped
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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@ajn142@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange if you've got some ferric chloride (as you might for making proto boards) and a vinyl cutter, you can make your own heatstamps and/or etch metal
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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re: james bond
@floppyplopper@todon.nl @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space Thunderbussy
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
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@ajn142@infosec.exchange done. check your mailbox
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
language ≠ consciousness why is this so hard to grasp? LLM grift accelerates the destruction of an already fraught biosphere, displaces workers for negative gain, destroys the hardware market, poisons water in the communities datacenters are located in despite citizen protest, and on and on can you imagine what we could have achieved if some of the brightest people weren't funneled into this shit because it "pays"? this is an underappreciated tragedy in all this. https://venturebeat.com/technology/anthropics-new-j-lens-reveals-a-silent-workspace-inside-claude-that-mirrors-a-leading-theory-of-consciousness
venturebeat.com
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@liv@quack.social you might have luck asking Wade over at dankpods. ipod repairs and retrofits were his bread and butter for a long time
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 1w ago
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@kabel42@polymaths.social @i0null@infosec.exchange dare to dream
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
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re: james bond
@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @floppyplopper@todon.nl Bussy of Solace
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 2mo ago
is there a remote switchable plug that doesn't require a ton of setup, account logins, or depend on external server connectivity? it needs to do ~1500W 13A. i just want to turn on my kettle without going downstairs first. i do not use any home automation and am not interested in it. i just want to control a single plug. #lazyweb
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@aud@fire.asta.lgbt might be some weird proprietary inventory tracking standard, i guess? there's definitely people on here who could find out but i don't know if you want to go to that trouble
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago
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@4caddit@wetdry.world they made a documentary about this called eXistenZ (1999)
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 3mo ago
Replying to on corteximplant.com
@Lunalucardrose20@corteximplant.com
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Dan @dank@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
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@aud it might be where they put the "freshest by" date sticker in the golgotha supermarket but actually i wonder if it's a space to display the accused's "crime" since it's a public execution and social control tool
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