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parent, security analyst, sleepy
former sysadmin and user support
I generally #FollowForFollow, don't be scared if my profile is locked.
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Joined October 28, 2022
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This toot is dedicated to every dish that has come out of the dishwasher as unclean as it went in, and every reusable object i've tossed because the work to clean exceeded my executive function.
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Please people, see me as more than my amazing thrunting skills (they aren't, but something something one eye something something blind)
RE: https://shakedown.social/@aburtch/117320517466916948
That's bait.
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Has anyone heard of Framework computers? Are they worth it, easy to use? Do they have a presence on Mastodon?
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@mattblaze@federate.social @jan@fedi.kcore.org and then you discover the microwave antenna was fed by the same fiber in the same bundle on the other end🤣
This is why i keep a 6 foot length of fiber in my backpack when hiking. If i get lost, i bury the thing shallow and wait for the North American Fiber Eating Backhoe to come get a snack, then follow the big yellow fiber fscker back to civilization.
Today's hard problem: How do you stop the PFY from getting ClickFixed by malvertising?
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@MLE_online@social.afront.org @nolan@microsh.art yeah, that's popular with the dropshippers, wishdotcom and TEMU etc., turns out it's cheaper for the companies to get folks to subsidize delivery costs with wear and tear on their vehicles while they think the gig economy hustle is getting them ahead, than it is to setup the company's own delivery fleet, or pay for legit shipping a ton of tiny packages through USPS etc.,
Note to self: stop stabbing me with chisels
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*Use of unclean was intentional, two dishes can be equally "not clean enough to use" and still be different levels of dirty.
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Case in point, my dumbass can't work out how to make an array in ES|QL so that I can say (source.address IN array OR destination.address IN array) without having to type out the array twice.
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@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world @tikibunnyimports@weird.autos i might get divorced just to buy this car! Now i just have to get married.
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Welp, i am now my kid's least-favorite person.
On the bright side, Kwikset smartkey is damn convenient.
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@agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social @nelson@tech.lgbt @lemay@mastodon.social @janeishly@beige.party
idk, the thanks at the bottom of the article lmaooooo
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange maybe more importantly, why would you unblock them unless it starts breaking something you need?
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I'd have more concerns if a live mouse was found in the sealed jar of pickled peppers.
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@TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange or condolences. Take your pick! @Aneilan@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @rallias@hax.social @mav@defcon.social @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @XenoPhage@infosec.exchange @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange
I do not like thrunting, no i do not.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange does the SIEM charting stop because mitigations were effective? Or because i wrote a bad rule and it was bad?
Wonder when @arstechnica@mastodon.social is going to rebrand to AITechnica...
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange come on, you and Youtube have mutually blocked each other, don't tell me you're worried about breaking things
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@tk @pft@infosec.exchange JSONC is fine too. I find YAML more readable, but i think that's because most people (and code generating YAML) don't go out of their way to use the arcane features or sloppy syntax.
Oh god it's Monday.
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@Aneilan@infosec.exchange I would love to do minimum wage work, but definitely not for minimum wage pay. Congrats it is! @TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @rallias@hax.social @mav@defcon.social @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @XenoPhage@infosec.exchange @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange
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@maxleibman@beige.party thinking about how many times I've forgotten my meds just this week.
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@tk @pft@infosec.exchange if i wanted to use XML i'd hop in my time machine and go back to 2001 ;)
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Double cylinder lock installed, replacing the landlord's thumb latch, but keyed the same, and we can restore to original at any time. Spare key stashed in the adjoining closet for emergency egress.
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@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange counterpoint, the only reason I can do this much is because the former coworker who moved to our MDR provider didn't tell me "not my job anymore" when I asked him for help solving an observability problem using the SIEM data after his departure. The stuff he helped me with gave me some good patterns to build off of for my own work. If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
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@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange I don't really mind, or fault them, because it's letting me practice the skill and learn more. But at the same time, I didn't really have time today to hunt down who is using the hot new LLM tool that leadership is worried about, instead of the officially authorized platforms, I had my own job to do.
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@jjbaumgartner@infosec.exchange fair enough. We have plenty of crises, but a limited number in my bailiwick.
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@Lee_Holmes@infosec.exchange neat, I'll try to remember to test that next time. Personally, the tension loss hasn't been a huge issue, the secret being to pinch the running end as it passes through the truckers hitch, then tie a halfhitch on a bight and snug it up before releasing the pinch.