mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06+chuckyacomputer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent
not a hugger / no flirting
I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW.
if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.
NPM stands for Nelson Packages Muntz
honestly the hole the rats gnawed into the top of my garbage can is pretty convenient
phrenology, but for asses
fuck I wish they would quit making Toy Story movies
Windows, the hype: "Microsoft is totally obsessed with backwards compatibility, it is both their major competitive advantage and their albatross"
Windows, the reality: "oh, this game is more than 5 years old? yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to go fuck yourself"
Timothy Chumbucket
rewatching Mandalorian w the kid and it is making me once again rue that Star Wars: Outlaws wasn’t popular enough to get more DLC
wow this Dell's firmware has a weird fuckin ampersand
receiver did a pretty good brick imitation for a few minutes this morning and that's some shit I really don't need to be replacing right now because those were getting more expensive over time even before everything else started getting more expensive
every once in a while I look at used ones and they're like "yeah we'll sell you one from 1992 for $200"
the great thing about political jokes lately is that you can recycle them for months or even years
fucking criminal that Robert Asprin's Myth books aren't in print right now
trying to burn all my Hacker News karma with petty insults but for every "lol gfy" I post that gets 3 downvotes, there's a "here's a story from my career that illustrates exactly why gfy" that gets 50 upvotes